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1 minute ago, naija said:

Stormy looks like she does things.

We need people on the case

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4 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Honest question: hiw do you think this offense scores? And how does our Dnot get run down by early 3rd to not allow 3 TDs?

I have no idea. I'm not as optimistic as immamac.

1 minute ago, Modessit said:

56yd - short
55yd - off the upright about halfway up

57 seems to be reachable for him, depending on the wind. But I don't blame them for not trying it. I blame them for the stupid play on 3rd down when they could have pushed it down to 52 or 53.


or how about 2nd and 10 with this make a wish oline and they ran a triple deke play that took way too long for anything to happen before Arch got sacked?

3rd down play was fine. Arch has to be able to hit a crossing route; he’s 7/15 and it’s not due to drops. 

3 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

We’re out gained 180-93… UGA will be an absolute skullfucking 

As will Vandy

Sarkesian should be so pissed about this performance that he doesn't stop to give a milquetoast response to the fucking mic girl.

I hate this team.  I hate Sark.  I hate everyone on this site.  And my dog is a dick. 

Just run the ball. That's all they need to do. How fucking stupid are you Sark???

Nah I think Vandy and Georgia can beat Texas. But jt wont be 30-10 or some shit. He’ll be 17-6 along those lines. 

Just now, chainsaw said:

Just run the ball. That's all they need to do. How fucking stupid are you Sark???

He only trusts Baxter and Wisner

I'll assume Wisner is dead as well hence Clark on that drive.

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:


or how about 2nd and 10 with this make a wish oline and they ran a triple deke play that took way too long for anything to happen before Arch got sacked?

3rd down play was fine. Arch has to be able to hit a crossing route; he’s 7/15 and it’s not due to drops. 

It was third and two when the pulled the double reverse pitchback to the QB/long incompletion to a covered tight fucking end, effectively killing a promising drive at midfield. WTF is that shithead thinking?

I must have missed the Wisner injury. Was it the fumble at the endzone?

3 minutes ago, naija said:

Stormy looks like she does things.

 

1 minute ago, Topper13 said:

We need people on the case

 

 

Exhibit A.) Eye contact 

 

2 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

I hate this team.  I hate Sark.  I hate everyone on this site.  And my dog is a dick. 

 

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2 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Just run the ball. That's all they need to do. How fucking stupid are you Sark???

Very.

11 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

So far, all evidence points to Arch Manning not being very good.

I'm rooting for him, though.

Of course we are rooting for him.   We have too.   

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

It was third and two when the pulled the double reverse pitchback to the QB/long incompletion to a covered tight fucking end, effectively killing a promising drive at midfield. WTF is that shithead thinking?

Look how smart I am.

my 17-6 prediction a while ago was bit too optimistic.  I think I will take 10-3. 

Arch is no bueno.  He has zero ability to touch throw.  It is why he can't hit crossers. this is gonna get REALLY ugly if we don't win this one.  It would be nice if we had a running game but short passes are a form of a running game and we can't hit them with any regularity.

2 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:
8 minutes ago, hundredTT said:

Why the fuck does the commentary sound like the fucking transformers every once in a while??

I have no idea what you're talking about about but, thanks for the lulz.

8 minutes ago, hundredTT said:

Why the fuck does the commentary sound like the fucking transformers every once in a while??

I have no idea what you're talking about about but, thanks for the lulz.

Boy, you can say that again ....

 

Maybe the commenters are distracted by the crap-ass music being played at the stadium. It's bad enough hearing it over the stream.

3 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

I hate this team.  I hate Sark.  I hate everyone on this site.  And my dog is a dick. 

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I want to remind you all that you are all assholes and Sark is a twat.  

1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

 

 

 

Exhibit A.) Eye contact 

 

Stormy is an attractive woman.

13 minutes ago, Drew said:

The QB can’t hit them well enough.  The only thing he does well is avoid pressure, make plays off script. 
 

you need to be much more consistent to hit 5-6 plays and drive the field. 

We did it last week.  We need to keep proving we can do it to make defenses adjust

6 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

That isn't it.  There are tons of good D1 QBs that played mediocre HS football.

Arch just aint got it at this level.

Y'all keep talking shit about Arch but I guarantee 20+ other coaches and systems have Arch putting up absurd numbers.

It's fucking Sark and has been for a while.

Dominoes thin crust and  buffalo trace is the tits.  Fight me….

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4 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

First one?
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That’s one way to get some scalps I guess 

I want to remind you all that you are all assholes and Sark is a twat.  

8 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I have no idea what you're talking about about but, thanks for the lulz.

I have no idea what you're talking about about but, thanks for the lulz.

I’ve heard it too. A couple times there’s been a weird audio feedback signal glitch sound over the commentary.

Just now, WBT said:

We did it last week.  We need to keep proving we can do it to make defenses adjust

Even last week he was off on short throws.  He hit more than normal but they were still low, behind, or late. 

1 minute ago, BabaYaga said:

Dominoes thin crust and  buffalo trace is the tits.  Fight me….

Sounds like your dog might….

1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

Y'all keep talking shit about Arch but I guarantee 20+ other coaches and systems have Arch putting up absurd numbers.

It's fucking Sark and has been for a while.

Imma disagree. The way he can’t hit simple wide open crossers? 
 

maybe some QB whisper fixes his mechanics i guess. 

Just now, Horn80 said:

Sounds like your dog might….

Fuck that doodle bitch.  

1 minute ago, BabaYaga said:

Dominoes thin crust

Big fan and you can pick one up for 6.99 with one topping.

1 minute ago, LonghornSean said:

I’ve heard it too. A couple times there’s been a weird audio feedback signal glitch sound over the commentary.

Was it like this?

 

Arch isn't playing well but only 6 carries by the RBs at barely 3 ypc isn't cutting it either

So many fucking sunshine pumpers on this site who continue to be delusional about this team each week.

Midway through every week it’s “there’s a bunch of pussies in here” and “we’re gonna push their shit in Rawr.”

This team sucks.

We’re not close to national championship caliber.

No win is going to be an easy win.

But keep on telling those who can actually see what a shit product we are putting out that we aren’t seeing things right and we’re “just about to turn the corner.”

 

18 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

So far, all evidence points to Arch Manning not being very good.

I'm rooting for him, though.

Manning is not getting the coaching or the practice time he needs. Look for new recruits to begin bailing on this program. It is a fucking turd floater.

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Sark hiring PK was the best thing he ever did....genius.....otherwise, we would be looking for a new head coach after this year..just run the fucking ball....game over

53 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Punting from the 37 yard line is the biggest pussy move ever by a head coach. That’s some shit Jane Fox used to do in Denver. 

This.  

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