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1 minute ago, Ghost of Shag said:

So many fucking sunshine pumpers on this site who continue to be delusional about this team each week.

Midway through every week it’s “there’s a bunch of pussies in here” and “we’re gonna push their shit in Rawr.”

This team sucks.

We’re not close to national championship caliber.

No win is going to be an easy win.

But keep on telling those who can actually see what a shit product we are putting out that we aren’t seeing things right and we’re “just about to turn the corner.”

 

Rin the bawl fuck my ass sark is a twat kill me

 I hate all of you

 die in a fiar 

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2 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

So many fucking sunshine pumpers on this site who continue to be delusional about this team each week.

Midway through every week it’s “there’s a bunch of pussies in here” and “we’re gonna push their shit in Rawr.”

This team sucks.

We’re not close to national championship caliber.

No win is going to be an easy win.

But keep on telling those who can actually see what a shit product we are putting out that we aren’t seeing things right and we’re “just about to turn the corner.”

 

Man I wish we were all as smart as you. I’ve never seen you be wrong at anything 

5 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Dominoes thin crust and  buffalo trace is the tits.  Fight me….

I like to fight.  Let’s go mother fucker.  j/k. 

Just now, t_eight said:

Sark hiring PK was the best thing he ever did....genius.....otherwise, we would be looking for a new head coach after this year..just run the fucking ball....game over

RTDB.  Agree.  Yes, the RB room is light.  Hand it to Niblett, Wingo, Moore.  Heck, even hand it to Stroh.  He’d fall down, likely forward.

1 minute ago, BabaYaga said:

Rin the bawl fuck my ass sark is a twat kill me

 I hate all of you

 die in a fiar 

You’re morning is gonna suck lol

1 minute ago, t_eight said:

Sark hiring PK was the best thing he ever did....genius.....otherwise, we would be looking for a new head coach after this year..just run the fucking ball....game over

Sark said the only reason he hired PK is because he couldn’t beat his defense and he didn’t want to play against him. 

Hope the OU game second half team will show up.  

1 minute ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Manning is not getting the coaching or the practice time he needs. Look for new recruits to begin bailing on this program. It is a fucking turd floater.

 

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Some of this may be true but Sark has history of doing those.  
 

we keep giving arch pass after pass. Looking for every reason to excuse his play.  He just simply has not been good Enough honestly.   

5 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

So many fucking sunshine pumpers on this site who continue to be delusional about this team each week.

Midway through every week it’s “there’s a bunch of pussies in here” and “we’re gonna push their shit in Rawr.”

This team sucks.

We’re not close to national championship caliber.

No win is going to be an easy win.

But keep on telling those who can actually see what a shit product we are putting out that we aren’t seeing things right and we’re “just about to turn the corner.”

 

Being called a “pussy” because you’re realistic about something you have zero control over is something I’ve never understood.

Edited by USNALonghorn

Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

I like to fight.  Let’s go mother fucker.  j/

5 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Y'all keep talking shit about Arch but I guarantee 20+ other coaches and systems have Arch putting up absurd numbers.

It's fucking Sark and has been for a while.

This, the problem is the "QB whisperer" and continuing efforts to put a fucking cube in a round hole not the fucking QB. 

Sark doesn't align his game plan the the strength of his players, he forces players, regardless of fit into his game plan. Forget even considering what the defense is doing, that's not even a consideration. Everything we were doing well against OU last week has been scrapped because reasons and offensive guru. 

3 minutes ago, WBT said:

Arch isn't playing well but only 6 carries by the RBs at barely 3 ypc isn't cutting it either

That's called being unprepared. It's a shortsighted coach problem. The AD needs a come to Jesus moment

2 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Rin the bawl fuck my ass sark is a twat kill me

 I hate all of you

 die in a fiar 

Thank you for acknowledging that 'fire' is, in fact, two syllables.

1 minute ago, BERT said:

You’re morning is gonna suck lol

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Hey Texas offense... wake up in 2nd half and score a lot more points

There's enough evidence to show that Sark is a mediocre OC.  Now Lane Kiffin would put up good numbers regardless of personnel.

Just now, Drew said:

Imma disagree. The way he can’t hit simple wide open crossers? 
 

maybe some QB whisper fixes his mechanics i guess. 

It's still coaching vs. the player. You think Georgia or Alabama or Ohio State or another 15 teams don't have Arch looking way better?

Or we're just super unlucky with top 5 QB recruits.

aggy Vandy and UGA are going do terrible things to this offense 

1 minute ago, BurntEyes said:

This, the problem is the "QB whisperer" and continuing efforts to put a fucking cube in a round hole not the fucking QB. 

Sark doesn't align his game plan the the strength of his players, he forces players, regardless of fit into his game plan. Forget even considering what the defense is doing, that's not even a consideration. Everything we were doing well against OU last week has been scrapped because reasons and offensive guru. 

Because he doesn't know how to.  He ain't Lane.

3 minutes ago, BERT said:

Man I wish we were all as smart as you. I’ve never seen you be wrong at anything 

I wish you were as smart as me too.

 

1 minute ago, Drew said:

Some of this may be true but Sark has history of doing those.  
 

we keep giving arch pass after pass. Looking for every reason to excuse his play.  He just simply has not been good Enough honestly.   

We had similar issues with a guy now riding bench in the NFL last year.

It ain't the fucking players. 

2 minutes ago, MrBig said:

Sark said the only reason he hired PK is because he couldn’t beat his defense and he didn’t want to play against him. 

In that case, can we go ahead and hire Kirby, DeBoer, and Day?

Just now, BurntEyes said:

This, the problem is the "QB whisperer" and continuing efforts to put a fucking cube in a round hole not the fucking QB. 

Sark doesn't align his game plan the the strength of his players, he forces players, regardless of fit into his game plan. Forget even considering what the defense is doing, that's not even a consideration. Everything we were doing well against OU last week has been scrapped because reasons and offensive guru. 

Y’all can keep saying this. Abs maybe there is a Coach who can improve what we’ve seen from aech. His mechanics. His processing. 
 

sark is an idiot by his QB isn’t helping a lot either. And keep shitting only on sark to give arch excuses.  He’s as big a problem so far.  Even low ranked recruits can hit passes he doesn’t consistently.  Without great coaching. 

16 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

We need people on the case

So far the deep-dive is indicating she is a nice, big, girl.  

3 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Sark is not motivated to get better. He's living the life on Lake Austin, or something like that. $20-30 mil in the bank.

He’s like me, except replace ‘on Lake’ with ‘in East’ and remove ‘mil.’

9 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Y'all keep talking shit about Arch but I guarantee 20+ other coaches and systems have Arch putting up absurd numbers.

It's fucking Sark and has been for a while.

I'm sure a team with a good running game, which would mean they'd have a good OL, Arch would be doing better.  but he misses open guys with plenty of time. 

Arch doesn't see the field very well even when he has time.

Just now, westexhorn said:

There's enough evidence to show that Sark is a mediocre OC.  Now Lane Kiffin would put up good numbers regardless of personnel.

Mediocre is being really fucking kind. Massive NFL talent ar WR, RB, QB and OL and never consistent offensive performance. 

Stop blaming players. 

Just now, ATXbronco said:

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Kentucky has some INCREDIBLE talent, and that ain't it.

6 minutes ago, t_eight said:

Sark hiring PK was the best thing he ever did....genius.....otherwise, we would be looking for a new head coach after this year..just run the fucking ball....game over

This

2 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

It's still coaching vs. the player. You think Georgia or Alabama or Ohio State or another 15 teams don't have Arch looking way better?

Or we're just super unlucky with top 5 QB recruits.

Yes because the teams are better. The OLs are better. Run games are better.  And I think THIS arch would still hold them back too.  Maybe not as much. But still. 
 

id much rather have gunner Stockton or the bama QB no question right now. 

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1 minute ago, Drew said:

Y’all can keep saying this. Abs maybe there is a Coach who can improve what we’ve seen from aech. His mechanics. His processing. 
 

sark is an idiot by his QB isn’t helping a lot either. And keep shitting only on sark to give arch excuses.  He’s as big a problem so far.  Even low ranked recruits can hit passes he doesn’t consistently.  Without great coaching. 

Like last year shitting on Ewers? Ya know the QB in the NFL that had consistent issue in the red zone while at Texas? 

Stop blaming players. 

Stormy pretty much the most interesting part of this game 

OMG 8 yards on a run.  

Let's get away from that.

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