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Pretty clear Wisner is not 100%.   So sad that we don't have another RB at the university of fucking Texas that can be at least serviceable. 

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Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

UK has almost tripled us in yards

Our head coach and play caller is stubborn. He refuses to field a run first team.

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

Huh 

All he had to do was fall on the ball. 

Were giving these inbred hillbillies hope and our defense has been out there forever at this point

Defense was coming out of HT. Fatigue not a factor. Now…if we go 3 and out here on the next possession, watch the fuck out.
Just now, Zeus said:

Stoops that nasty mother fucker screaming at the refs lol nigga you called a run up the gut on 3rd and 6

He may be as stupid as Sark, but thankfully has less talented players.

Just now, MIkeHoncho said:

Pretty clear Wisner is not 100%.   So sad that we don't have another RB at the university of fucking Texas that can be at least serviceable. 

Sark completely failed in the portal and we will barely be .500 bc of it 

1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

What was everyone mad about

You magnificent bastard,

If Sark did that, we would be burning down the tower tonight. Holy crap. Its like if Santa Anna and Jeff Fisher had a baby. 

They have double the yards, double the first downs, double the possession time.

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

So after Vandy aggy and UGA butt fuck this team is it Alamo bowl ?

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Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

UK has almost tripled us in yards

They have the better offense and better play calls.  We are a monkey cluster of fuck on offense.   They literally have Goober at QB and can move the ball better.

Just now, Dahobbs said:

All he had to do was fall on the ball. 

Oh ya my mind has completely moved on from that 

Just now, scottsins said:


Defense was coming out of HT. Fatigue not a factor. Now…if we go 3 and out here on the next possession, watch the fuck out.

If?

2 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

This, he threw the OU offensive plan in the trash cause he's brilliant.

What’s the difference then?

This might be more embarrassing than Florida.

1 minute ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

What the fuck happened to last week, 2nd quarter and on Arch to first quarter and since Arch?

Manning sucks but Sarkisian's game plan is fucking abysmal. He calls nothing to help Manning. We've tried 1 screen. Wisner has 5 touches, we don't throw to the middle of the field nor do we try to spread them out and try quick hitters to the outside. It's like everything we did last year we don't even try. So it means Manning sucks at it, but he's not accurate enough right now to make up for it with the intermediate and deep stuff.

1 minute ago, Zeus said:

Stoops that nasty mother fucker screaming at the refs lol nigga you called a run up the gut on 3rd and 6

and yet defensive minded stoops is calling a better offensive game than our genius Sark 

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

That FG is all on Hill

At least he’s trying to score

they should put him at TE instead of the slow fuck washington 

Fucking fuck this shit.  Sark.  You retarded cunt.  This is a shit team.   Run the fucking ball.  Control the LOS and don’t be a cunt. 

1 minute ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Sark getting lucky w UK being so conservative 

He probably thinks he can win 7-6.

1 minute ago, Zeus said:

All people that Sark chooses and trains. 

Fine get rid of sark. But we need to dump the OL and the QB too. A new coach ain’t fixing that. 
 

BTW I mentioned that Texas should do to sark what Penn state did if they lose 3 more games and was negged to oblivion. So don’t mistake me for someone who likes sark. I want an upgrade. 

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1 minute ago, Zeus said:

All people that Sark chooses and trains. 

This is all his team, now.  Can't blame the previous regimes.

You don't have the OL to run 12 personnel, but it's all Sarkisian will call.

100 yards of total fucking a

offense to Kentucky 235.  100 fucking yards of offense 

100!   
 

Texas longhorns preseason ranked 1.  100 fucking yards.  Fuck this team 

1 minute ago, MIkeHoncho said:

Pretty clear Wisner is not 100%.   So sad that we don't have another RB at the university of fucking Texas that can be at least serviceable. 

Don’t worry bro, Michael Terry has been electric in practice (he won’t play one snap in the game). 

Just now, mdmost said:

This might be more embarrassing than Florida.

Might be?

1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

They only need two more FGs to win.

Good luck defense.

Or we another return to get to field goal range atleast and we get more points…. Or a turnover on their side of the field might work. This offense is straight ass water, no chaser.  

Just now, mdmost said:

This might be more embarrassing than Florida.

At least Florida is perceived to have great talent. UK is probably the worst team in the SEC

This next offensive series will determine the game.

He probably thinks he can win 7-6.

God I hope so
Just now, Majorcholas said:

What’s the difference then?

He regressed to the shit that he was doing prior that had us lose to Flordia, ya know the team Miss State nearly beat today. 

whoever scores 17  points wins this game in regulation.   

That's not happening
Just now, F250 said:

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This team better win the Alamo bowl with their...checks notes, Stroh level backups.  I don't know why you wouldn't bail for the pro's outright this year if you've even remotely got a shot.  

1 minute ago, BabaYaga said:

Fucking fuck this shit.  Sark.  You retarded cunt.  This is a shit team.   Run the fucking ball.  Control the LOS and don’t be a cunt. 

i agree

 

but we tried that the first drive.... got 8 fucking yards on 1st and couldnt do shit the next 2 plays. 

Just now, BurntEyes said:

He regressed to the shit that he was doing prior that had us lose to Flordia, ya know the team Miss State nearly beat today. 

Lol. Thats not it at all. 

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

100 yards of total fucking a

offense to Kentucky 235.  100 fucking yards of offense 

100!   
 

Texas longhorns preseason ranked 1.  100 fucking yards.  Fuck this team 

We also have 4 TOs in the last 2 games and scored 0 points off of them.

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