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  • A-Tex Devil
    A-Tex Devil

    I’m missed the game to watch a junior high production of Cats and my kid isn’t even in the play (ran the lights). Clearly one of the smartest decisions of my life. 

  • tx 3 putt
    tx 3 putt

    poor OL in the NIL era for a blue blood program is inexcusable 

  • JOSEYWALES66
    JOSEYWALES66

    In case you were in a coma during the Charlie Strong era, that is what it was like.    

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Just now, LonghornSean said:

At least Florida is perceived to have great talent. UK is probably the worst team in the SEC

If I am not mistaken, their corch wanted to quit on them a while ago.  In the middle of the night.

Pretty clear Wisner is not 100%.   So sad that we don't have another RB at the university of fucking Texas that can be at least serviceable. 
Last year we had to hear how much of a loss Clark was, Simon has been underwhelming so far this season. Kinda figured we would see some Terry running tonight since Sark has been so impressed with his practice.
4 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

What a cripple fight this is 

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Texas simply has no play makers on offense.  That’s on Sark.

LOL, KY held the ball so long they had to do the old TV Timeout, Kickoff, TV Timeout bit to make sure they got the mandated 4 a quarter in.

Not sure the Texas offense or the # offense commercials is more asswater.

Just now, BurntEyes said:

He regressed to the shit that he was doing prior that had us lose to Flordia, ya know the team Miss State nearly beat today. 

Which is what? That’s what I’m trying to figure out.

1 minute ago, Drew said:

Fine get rid of sark. But we need to dump the OL and the QB too. A new coach ain’t fixing that. 
 

BTW I mentioned that Texas should do to sark what Penn state did if they lose 3 more games and was negged to oblivion. So don’t mistake me for someone who likes sark. I want an upgrade. 

Actually imagine what Saban or Meyer would have done with last years Texas team. Hint, not lose to Georgia twice nor OSU. 

The problem isn't the players.

5 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Sark completely scrapped what worked against OU and is back to running this bullshit that didnt work vs OSU

Complete with calling a 5 yard cross that is wiiiiide open that the qb can’t hit. 

There’s actual football beinfplayed on ABC

Bammer just pick6 tennis hit on their own 3 yd land

Wow, espn is even worse about commercials than abc.

1 minute ago, sdm said:

This next offensive series will determine the game.

Prepare to be disappointed..

Just now, BurntEyes said:

Actually imagine what Saban or Meyer would have done with last years Texas team. Hint, not lose to Georgia twice nor OSU. 

The problem isn't the players.

The QB is absolutely a problem.

Just now, Majorcholas said:

Which is what? That’s what I’m trying to figure out.

It's piss! Not difficult to grasp.

Just now, Nivek said:

Not sure the Texas offense or the # offense commercials is more asswater.

The commercials are more entertaining. 

3 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

They have the better offense and better play calls.  We are a monkey cluster of fuck on offense.   They literally have Goober at QB and can move the ball better.

and what do we have at qb ?

Toledo scored 16 on these guys. Can we at least surpass that?

3 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

whoever scores 17  points wins this game in regulation.   

17? lol 

8 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

I figured thats what a coach is for 

Yes and no. One thing my coach said in college is "the best teams I've ever coached have always been player lead. If I have to start coaching effort, we're in trouble."

How can an offensive lineman that's been getting shit on by the media essentially this whole season line up in a game like this and not want to roll the fuck out of the man on the other side of the ball? These little dumb fucks all think they're going to the league, yet can't dominate some JAG that plays for Kentucky. Let alone sniff every blocking an NFL DL.

Offensive line: pull your fucking head out of your fucking ass. You pussy overhyped mother fuckers. 

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1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

Will this be on par with losing to Kansas?

They both wear blue

1 minute ago, SarksJuggs said:

We get 10 minutes of commercials every 5 minutes of game time 

and the commercials are more exciting 

3 minutes ago, Drew said:

Fine get rid of sark. But we need to dump the OL and the QB too. A new coach ain’t fixing that. 
 

BTW I mentioned that Texas should do to sark what Penn state did if they lose 3 more games and was negged to oblivion. So don’t mistake me for someone who likes sark. I want an upgrade. 

I know it’s a pipe dream because he isn’t leaving the 49ers but offer Shanahan whatever he wants to come back to Texas as the HC

1 minute ago, TOR said:

Wow, espn is even worse about commercials than abc.

They’re exactly the same. The conference tv deal determines how many ad breaks are required each quarter.

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Just now, BurntEyes said:

Actually imagine what Saban or Meyer would have done with last years Texas team. Hint, not lose to Georgia twice nor OSU. 

The problem isn't the players.

Of course. They win. 
 

but you are fucking blind if you don’t think the QB is a major problem too. Blame sark all you want. I’m pretty much done with him too. I agree. 
 

But THIS arch isn’t good enough.  Even if you take sark into account. 

Just now, oldalum said:

and what do we have at qb ?

Someone named Sark making another potential great players into shit. 

I remember before the season thinking we would have 300 passing yards and 160 rushing yards a game this year.  I’d settle for 210 and 130 right about now.  

1 minute ago, Bevo Num1 said:

Prepare to be disappointed..

What are you, my ex-wife? 

Never ceases to floor me how much time can go by with zero football played

Kentucky dirby more exciting than this shit

thus is like a prolonged slow motion kick in the nuts 

TEXAS FIGHT YOU FUCKERS

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

LOL, KY held the ball so long they had to do the old TV Timeout, Kickoff, TV Timeout bit to make sure they got the mandated 4 a quarter in.

this year it is good we have lots of commercials.  our D needs them.

2 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Can they catch?

 

13 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

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They caught my eye. #dadjokes

Need the offense to get sone first downs and give the defense a break. 

Sark is straight Asswater, yo! I don't want to hear about back to back CFP appearances, we have a QB that's limited at best, and we have the weakest play calls ever. Sarkisian is the one holding this team back. 

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