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Just now, clownin72 said:
3 minutes ago, Cap Hooked said:
For all of you people shitting on Sark, is that wide open play for endries not a good play call? Maybe having a quarterback that can hit a WIDE OPEN receiver makes your playcaller look better? Nah that can't be it

Im shitting on Sark for being blind and sticking with Arch. How can he not see how bad he's missing throws. Bench his ass for a few series. It cant hurt

Exactly. While some are trinity I say he’s not helping arch his biggest issue is not benching him. 

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Just now, satyanash said:

Criticize Sark, all the Sark sunshine pumpers come out of the woodworking and blame Arch for missing easy throws tonopen receivers.

Criticize Arch, all the Arch defenders show up and blame Sark for the play calling and state of the O-line.

Guess we can't criticize anyone 🙃 

they both suck 60% of the time 

2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Gotdamn we make things so hard on ourselves.  

You could slide a razor blade between the ball and the goalposts.

It could have been Bert Auburn …

1 minute ago, Hook1997 said:

At some point bring in the backup for a series atleast and see if the offense does anything consistent?   

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The negativity on the game thread is unbelievable. Winning the game. Fuck ass fans.

I’m sure this isn’t the worst offense in Texas history but it’s definitely on the list particularly given the expectations, investment and Sark’s reputation (which is rapidly dwindling).

3 minutes ago, Bevo Num1 said:

Even if it isn't a punishment, it's to give the team a chance to win. 

We haven’t seen any Caldwell really, but he could probably hit the broad side of a barn which Arch can’t. 

OK a pick 6 or strip sack and let's get the fuck out of here.

Just now, Handcruser said:


Arch can’t reliably make those throws.

Who is designing the plays and putting arch in there to execute?

Sark.

Who has had back to back 5* QBs regress every year? Sark. 

2 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

I'm pretty angry about the offense but I don't think "we suck" 

 

I think this year we are a team that's gonna play to it's competition. 

 

Rely on D, teach the D how to fall on the damn ball,  and hope Arch learns how to make basic fucking passes to wide open players at a high school level

While we get told he's improving and the game is slowing down for him to hit wide open receivers.  

1 minute ago, satyanash said:

Criticize Sark, all the Sark sunshine pumpers come out of the woodworking and blame Arch for missing easy throws tonopen receivers.

Criticize Arch, all the Arch defenders show up and blame Sark for the play calling and state of the O-line.

Guess we can't criticize anyone 🙃 

Exactly. I think they both are the  problem. And I get shit on by both. 

1 minute ago, nineliveslost said:

Arch really does suck . 3 years in the system 

THIS! It’s the same exact system people. Arch can’t make a read and has happy feet. Looks like if sark gives him 2 receiver combos and max protection they can’t get open. Stuck 

Ewers got the ball out lightning quick and made GREAT reads most of the time. 
 

Plus our rb room is thinnnnnnn

Alright guys I’m done. This offense fucking sucks. We are going to get skull fucked by UGA. What an absolute mismanagement on the offensive side of the ball. 

ONG those idiots paid money for shirts that say horns down. 

1 minute ago, Handcruser said:


Arch can’t reliably make those throws.

Who is designing the plays and putting arch in there to execute?

Sark.

Which ones is he hitting consistently 

3 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Criticize Sark, all the Sark sunshine pumpers come out of the woodworking and blame Arch for missing easy throws tonopen receivers.

Criticize Arch, all the Arch defenders show up and blame Sark for the play calling and state of the O-line.

Guess we can't criticize anyone 🙃 

Arch is ass because of his head coach who fucking sucks at his job. 

This isn't a god damn cloak room discussion. If your HC fucks up an NFL back up QB who isn't he going to fuck up? 

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Just now, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

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QB skewing the numbers a bit.

Yeah a whopping 37 yards on 10 carries by the RBs. 
 

The worst part is there’s negative or 0 or 1 yard runs. 
 

Those are fucking unacceptable 

I think it is obvious Arch was only a 5 star due to his last name.

3 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

Ding and dunk down the fucking field

We just end up losing yards on those plays.

1 minute ago, markstanco said:

The negativity on the game thread is unbelievable. Winning the game. Fuck ass fans.

How can you say that?!?!!? Texas is playing like total ass against one of the worst SEC teams. We are fortunate to even be ahead . This has to be sarcasm 

1 minute ago, DaysOff said:


He's not staying 5

On paper he absolutely is staying and beyond unless he chooses to leave.

The negativity on the game thread is unbelievable. Winning the game. Fuck ass fans.

You’re happy with this shit?

Texas just beat OU.  OU went into S.Carolina and beat their ass.  SC has a legit defense.   What am I missing besides fuckery and shit. 

1 minute ago, markstanco said:

The negativity on the game thread is unbelievable. Winning the game. Fuck ass fans.

Oh shut up. This game is fucking horrible and anyone who’s watching can see it. 
 

you’re not on Texags. We gonna say what we watching si shit. 

What the fuck is Campbell doing? Our OL is so bad at diganosing blitzes.

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Just now, Texasborn91 said:

Alright guys I’m done. This offense fucking sucks. We are going to get skull fucked by UGA. What an absolute mismanagement on the offensive side of the ball. 

 

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1 minute ago, markstanco said:

The negativity on the game thread is unbelievable. Winning the game. Fuck ass fans.

This is exactly the kind of bullshit I’m talking about.

We’re fuck ass fans because this team sucks ass and we know it.

2 minutes ago, Drew said:

Not wit this QB. At least not how he’s played and I’m not sure a coach “fixes” him.  It seems mostly mental. 

I've lost all hope I had left. If we can't even put Kentucky away with the talent differential, I don't think we can do it, ever. Sarkisian is a grifter. Flood is just collecting a check, as is Banks. They do nothing. They're lazy and shitty. 

PK needs to go punch Sark in area Sark’s nuts used to be located 

2 minutes ago, markstanco said:

The negativity on the game thread is unbelievable. Winning the game. Fuck ass fans.

We're practicing for the Vanderbilt game.

No CR/I didn’t sweat my balls off this afternoon at the No Kings rally to come home to watch this\No CR

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1 minute ago, Drew said:

Exactly. I think they both are the  problem. And I get shit on by both. 

The defense gets game ball for this shit show. The win is all on them and it's not even close. 

2 minutes ago, alincoln said:

I’m sure this isn’t the worst offense in Texas history but it’s definitely on the list particularly given the expectations, investment and Sark’s reputation (which is rapidly dwindling).

Apparently you missed the 1991 team.

5 minutes ago, F250 said:

Arch Manning no es un hombre. 


Arch Manning no es ÉL.

1 minute ago, BurntEyes said:

Arch is ass because of his head coach who fucking sucks at his job. 

This isn't a god damn cloak room discussion. If your HC fucks up an NFL back up QB who isn't he going to fuck up? 

No hes ass because he’s ass AND the coach sucks.  
 

im sorry no HC is making THIS arch look. Better. 

We are playing like ass, but fuck just go win.  Ole Miss came in here and did the same shit last year and lost.  Looking like ass and winning is like a lot better than looking like ass and losing. 

Oh shut up. This game is fucking horrible and anyone who’s watching can see it. 
 
you’re not on Texags. We gonna say what we watching si shit. 

Shut the fuck up drew

Why is Niblett still out there his arm is fucked up

he looked like he hurt himself catching that ball

5 minutes ago, 936horn said:

Unfortunately Arch is probably the worst QB we’ve had since swoopes if not before that.

 

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1 minute ago, Majorcholas said:

THIS! It’s the same exact system people. Arch can’t make a read and has happy feet. Looks like if sark gives him 2 receiver combos and max protection they can’t get open. Stuck 

Ewers got the ball out lightning quick and made GREAT reads most of the time. 
 

Plus our rb room is thinnnnnnn

It is really simple.  the game is way too fast for him.  It is obvious.  the OL isn't helping because he's probably looking at the rush too but he may just never be really good.

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