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  • A-Tex Devil
    A-Tex Devil

    I’m missed the game to watch a junior high production of Cats and my kid isn’t even in the play (ran the lights). Clearly one of the smartest decisions of my life. 

  • tx 3 putt
    tx 3 putt

    poor OL in the NIL era for a blue blood program is inexcusable 

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    JOSEYWALES66

    In case you were in a coma during the Charlie Strong era, that is what it was like.    

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Just now, Mdhorn said:

Arch should've run that for the first.

It was RIGHT THERE but his eyes were deep

Worst defensive havoc rate in the SEC and they are jailbreaking our shit ass o-line every play

I'm out. I'll check the score in 45 minutes. Good luck fuckers

Why are you passing on 1st? Sark is a fucking stubborn moron.

Just now, LonghornSean said:

Why don’t we ever have a quick route to beat a blitz?

We did. it was a crossing route. As usual, Arch didn't pull the trigger in time.

4 minutes ago, Drew said:

Exactly. I think they both are the  problem. And I get shit on by both. 

I think it’s obviously fair to criticize his roster management this year. We aren’t very talented on offense. We won’t have multiple draftees on offense.

Does the offensive line practice football? Just wondering if they have any idea what their job is supposed to be.

Just now, ATXbronco said:

We need to spend BIG on our O-line this winter.

 

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That was possibly our most losery offensive series of the entire year. Flood and Sark need to fight it out in the parking lot. 

3 minutes ago, markstanco said:

The negativity on the game thread is unbelievable. Winning the game. Fuck ass fans.

Kentucky is ass my dude and Texas is struggling to win. They are behind in most metrics. The only TD was due in large part to ST punt return.

You want clap clap clap, orange slices and cookies there are other forums you might want to check out.

The OL knew, the secondary knew.

Sark, did you know?

I don’t think anybody watched much Kentucky game film.  Every blitz they run works like a champ and we have no counters 

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2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

It is really simple.  the game is way too fast for him.  It is obvious.  the OL isn't helping because he's probably looking at the rush too but he may just never be really good.

Yeah I was hoping he would end up speeding up his progression and finding guys but he hasn’t. 
 

it’s always always second hitch step up before he even starts to decide 

What the fuck is Sark doing? 
These plays are ass

Even if we miraculously win this game, we're so fucked for the remainder of the season. Fuck you, Sark for letting it come to this. 

2 minutes ago, naija said:

if we hold on to win, you are going to hear about how hard it is to win on the road in the SEC. he has all the makings of a conman

Can’t wait to hear the excuses when Aggie and Vandy pound us at home. 

Sark's offense is a limp dick.

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2 minutes ago, markstanco said:


Shut the fuck up drew

Very original bitch.
 

Or maybe you stop trying to tell people are arent blind how they should act in a game we would be dominating and are only up 10-3 and looked like ass? 
 

Arch has to see pressure showing there. Check to something quick or get the ball out right at the snap. 

We got a slant or a short game?  Any dump offs or outlets?  Guess Washington and Endries are no longer needed since we have a 4 point lead. 

This game is like watching two

homeless guys duke it out while whacked out on meth & whippets

Lulz. Either Sark, Arch or the o line suck ass on each play. Sometimes all three at the same time.

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

Sark has to put in Caldwell or we lose

If not today, we're losing to Georgia, Vandy, and Aggy with Arch

I’m on 9.0% Voodoo Ranger beer number 9 and barely buzzed! This offense has even sucked the joy out of drinking for me now! Fuckkkk

This freshman Kentucky qb is outplaying the Prince of football royalty lol 

The OL is Asswater. Flood is Asswater. Arch is Asswater. The receivers are Asswater. Sark is Asswater.

The only offensive player that isn’t crap is Wisner.

This offense sucks and it’s been a team effort to get here.

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

Sark has to put in Caldwell or we lose

Arch has no fucking clue what he is doing out there. It is really bad and making the line look worse than it is. 

Just now, F250 said:

Sark's offense is a limp dick.

 Morgan Peter Brown GIF by The Dungeon Run

All dick, no balls.

Just now, Zeus said:

Yeah I was hoping he would end up speeding up his progression and finding guys but he hasn’t. 
 

it’s always always second hitch step up before he even starts to decide 

The game is too fast for him. 

If I went home every weekend knowing my job performance sucks, even though I have hired the best talent, at what point should I just admit defeat? Name me a worse offense with this skill talent? 

I really hate when I'm on the verge of just saying fuck it I hope we lose so we are forced to do something different. It sucks that I've had to teeter on this for the last couple of decades.

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