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  • A-Tex Devil
    A-Tex Devil

    I’m missed the game to watch a junior high production of Cats and my kid isn’t even in the play (ran the lights). Clearly one of the smartest decisions of my life. 

  • tx 3 putt
    tx 3 putt

    poor OL in the NIL era for a blue blood program is inexcusable 

  • JOSEYWALES66
    JOSEYWALES66

    In case you were in a coma during the Charlie Strong era, that is what it was like.    

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Just now, BrazilHorn said:

This game is like watching two

homeless guys duke it out while whacked out on meth & whippets

Given how much meth is used in Kentucky, I don’t like the chances.

Just now, hundredTT said:

I’m on 9.0% Voodoo Ranger beer number 9 and barely buzzed! This offense has even sucked the joy out of drinking for me now! Fuckkkk

Move on to Bourbon. That’s my plan.

21 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Sark getting lucky w UK being so conservative 

Conservative?   They're an atrocious team.

1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

What the fuck is Sark doing? 
These plays are ass

Doesn’t trust his QB

 also refuses to play someone he trusts

 fucking retarded

16 minutes ago, RoyalBevo21 said:

Yes and no. One thing my coach said in college is "the best teams I've ever coached have always been player lead. If I have to start coaching effort, we're in trouble."

How can an offensive lineman that's been getting shit on by the media essentially this whole season line up in a game like this and not want to roll the fuck out of the man on the other side of the ball? These little dumb fucks all think they're going to the league, yet can't dominate some JAG that plays for Kentucky. Let alone sniff every blocking an NFL DL.

Offensive line: pull your fucking head out of your fucking ass. You pussy overhyped mother fuckers. 

our players with their nil, are in their rest and vest stage. 

3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

OL is a fucking sieve.

No its not. They are bringing pressure almost every down because they see we have no answer for it. 

Remember boys.  Like everyone says all week. You’re all bitchasses and your oussys hurt because this team is gonna mudhole xyz 

Just now, Zeus said:

Yeah I was hoping he would end up speeding up his progression and finding guys but he hasn’t. 

it’s always always second hitch step up before he even starts to decide 

and I think that is why he is so inaccurate, unless he's just on the run and has to throw a bullet.  He sees everything too late, it can't be more obvious.

Texas is basically playing against an NFL defense, so 3 offensive points through 3 quarters is only mostly shitty

Just now, hornmpa96 said:

The OL is Asswater. Flood is Asswater. Arch is Asswater. The receivers are Asswater. Sark is Asswater.

The only offensive player that isn’t crap is Wisner.

This offense sucks and it’s been a team effort to get here.

All of this. They need to bring an OC in here if they’re keeping Sark. Or move on. 

Sark has to put in Caldwell or we lose

Do you morons ever get tired of yelling for the backup?
Just now, hornmpa96 said:

Move on to Bourbon. That’s my plan.

You’re right, time to stop fucking around!

I think this team just doesn't care.  They cared against OU and it showed.  They played ok.

Look at least Shipley got the donut in the uprights man. Thats all I got. Our OLine is porous. Worse than Swiss cheese. 
 

those non-contact prostyle practices sure have paid off (not) injuries will happen regardless and real practices would have helped the staff to see the reality of what we were working with and evaluate players well before the season began. Jmo

Kentucky winning the damn game statistically except for scoreboard

 

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1 minute ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

A team of gaping pussies. Coached by a gaping pussy. 

Not sure if that's fair to the kids playing. This defense is far from that. 

This game is so woke it’s a joke.

 

 

 

WTF was the commercial? Is that where we are as a country?

Just wow.

lol stop trying to make Caldwell happen. It is never happening 

2 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Yeah I was hoping he would end up speeding up his progression and finding guys but he hasn’t. 
 

it’s always always second hitch step up before he even starts to decide 

Good take

Just now, Nivek said:


Do you morons ever get tired of yelling for the backup?

Brother arch is not accurate and absolutely sucks

Worst offensive line in a long long time!

Two penalties today trying to punt.  I see you monkey man

3 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I have no words... we used up like 40 game clock seconds there

Why would you ever run the ball when your QB can’t get a pass completed and the OL can’t pass block?

 

the OBVIOUS answer is to keep running 5 step drops

2 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Does the offensive line practice football? Just wondering if they have any idea what their job is supposed to be.


Our backup center seems to have been here for like 6 years but looks like he can’t bench press the bar. And he’s better than some of the guys on the two deep. 

Just now, Nivek said:


Do you morons ever get tired of yelling for the backup?

It is the correct call here. 

Special Teams is ass, my dude. 

1 minute ago, Thatguy said:

No its not. They are bringing pressure almost every down because they see we have no answer for it. 

Yep. The OL isn’t great. But they’re not as bad as they were at Florida.  

We have no blitz beaters, we do nothing to adjust to what the opposing defense is doing. Sarkisian just can't be both the head coach and play caller anymore and he needs to fire Flood and Milwee because neither is a playcaller as well.

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

When manning steps up in the pocket and throws, hes not only inaccurate. 
 

he has a noodle arm

mmmm now I want noodles 

7 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Yeah you're right.

The flea flicker and QB keepers so predictable the announcers call them were great.

Sark is awesome.

Oh fuck off. One trick play to keep the defense on their toes? Yeah no good OC does that, only Sark. And it doesn't matter if it's predictable, we should be able to convert a short yardage run play even if the defense expects it, like every other fucking sec team 

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