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  • A-Tex Devil
    A-Tex Devil

    I’m missed the game to watch a junior high production of Cats and my kid isn’t even in the play (ran the lights). Clearly one of the smartest decisions of my life. 

  • tx 3 putt
    tx 3 putt

    poor OL in the NIL era for a blue blood program is inexcusable 

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    JOSEYWALES66

    In case you were in a coma during the Charlie Strong era, that is what it was like.    

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No reason not to pull Arch for this drive, but Sark is too big of a pussy to do it. 

Well fuck.  Is the basketball team gonna be any good this year?  Just about done with football.  

Let there be no confusion - this is a shitty UK team. There is no sugarcoating how bad a loss this will be. 

Just now, oldalum said:

cos he needs a drink and cant have 1. 

Damn 

1 minute ago, TOR said:

Whomever keeps insisting KP is awesome needs to punch themselves in the balls.

They have 10 points.

PK is not the problem.

Holding is shit.  This team doesn’t need to win ot

lose on a fucking holding call.  Assert yourself and win the fuckig game. 

Just now, Jersey Man10 said:

I mean, did they expect Kentucky to just lay down and take it? Don’t understand the mindset here.

This

Just now, Newy25 said:

We are going to lose to Kentucky. If the offense continues to shit the bed we won’t win this. 

I have some news for you that you may want to be seated for...

This game is a fucking Joke. Just terrible offense. KY has like 69 plays to 39 for Texas. 
Texas has less than 140 yds of offense. 
WTF????

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

I’m going to tailgate for Gilbeau’s graduation 

Announcers said senior and I actually celebrated

If Arch cannot get in and manage this game to a win, Campbell needs to start against Miss St. this is the equivalent of losing to Kansas.

Every fucking cock sucker loser in the Kentucky thread that talked shit like this was an actual football team can get fucked.  Those fucking losers know football the way sark knows play. Calling 

I don't want to lose interest in the season in fucking October. Please don't lose this game.

1 minute ago, tokamak said:

Why does Sark always just stand around looking sad? Fucking do something, man. 

Because he’s a loser 

What a waste of defensive effort.  This offense is hard to watch.  Was hopeful there was growth after last week’s game but just no rhythm. 

Just now, David Dennison said:

They have 10 points.

PK is not the problem.

Yep. Defense has been on the field all night.

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

What is his buyout?

Worth every penny this dude needs to go fade off and start drinking again or be a father to his kid or whatever. 
 

As long as he has nothing to do with Texas

Scuffling against Kentucky.  Go Fish.  

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

Kentucky has been the better team by far all night. We're fortunate to still be tied

This. Neither LOS has done shit 

6 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

I was on the fence on Texas vs OU, because OU just wasn't deep nor had much on the back end defensively, but Aggies are going to whoop Texas ass if we come out like today and UF.  And Sark can't see it coming because his brilliance is blinding him.  Sark is floundering against a shitty team.  

Vandy, Georgia, and aggie are probable losses. MSU and pig are not given. This is a shit team, just like Florida. 

We lost to one and are losing to another. So one can logically conclude WE are a shit team.

I'll be pleasantly suprised to win 3 more. I hope I'm wrong and we win them all but evidence is in my favor, sadly.

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im making grilled cheese and switching threads.  yall got my blood pressure out of range over a fucking game.

Just now, BrazilHorn said:

This game is a fucking Joke. Just terrible offense. KY has like 69 plays to 39 for Texas. 
Texas has less than 140 yds of offense. 
WTF????

But our coach is an offensive QB guru

That was a bullshit DPI. The ball wasn’t catchable, and if it was Gilbeau’s timing would have had probably been right on time. 

South Carolina put 35 on this team and we have a 5 yard TD drive and a 55 yard field goal while asking the D to be on the field for 40 mins 

2 minutes ago, TOR said:

Whomever keeps insisting KP is awesome needs to punch themselves in the balls.

Bruh, they been out there like 40 mins 

Vandy going to fuck our shit up. Sark deserves that presser and he deserves the one on Monday if we can’t pull this off. 

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Switching to the Popdarts championships on the ocho 


Pavia will have 3 rushing TDs

Part of that will be on PK. It always seems like he’s never seen a running qb.
Just now, kingkoopa6 said:

Our offense should not be this ass. 
 

what’s the problem ?

Our QB is bad and our HC won't coach with that fact in mind.

And the OL isn't very good.

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Give Sark the James Franklin treatment. This is pathetic. 

Watch out. Might be negged 

I don't want to lose interest in the season in fucking October. Please don't lose this game.
No need to delay the inevitable.

really feel like sark is going to go with 3 straight runs on this drive.  Then punt. 

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