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1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

UK hasnt won an SEC game in 2 years

We’ll be MSU’s slump buster as well

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  • A-Tex Devil
    A-Tex Devil

    I’m missed the game to watch a junior high production of Cats and my kid isn’t even in the play (ran the lights). Clearly one of the smartest decisions of my life. 

  • tx 3 putt
    tx 3 putt

    poor OL in the NIL era for a blue blood program is inexcusable 

  • JOSEYWALES66
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    In case you were in a coma during the Charlie Strong era, that is what it was like.    

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Offense sucks ass and defense is not Elite.   As much as we want it to be they aren't.  Even our all American DE has taken a step back rushing the passer.

That was hilarious.  Running back tip toes up to line and falls over 3 Olineman laying on the ground

Ugly pathetic uninspired football. Outclassed and outcoached by Mark Stoops. Call up the donors and get his buyout money together. National title and Heisman hype to start season. 2 loses should have been the floor for this team.

The best part is we will get to hear for decades on espn how this colossally overrated as fuck joke of a team rolled in as number 1 best roster Texas ever had and doesn’t even make a fucking bowl game 

Just now, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

This is worse than 2010 BYU.

I don’t recognize this football team.

Im just god damned embarrassed.

You didn't watch the Florida game, did you?

Just now, coachherman'sgrill said:

Next play? Anyone want to guess?

Overthrown pass! Curb Your Enthusiasm Bingo GIF by Jason Clarke

Wisner running like he was ready to fall down

1 minute ago, TOR said:

Ghost, I love you, on 2 sites, but WTF the D is awful.  

Bro I’m only on one site. This one.

The D isn’t as good as last year. But they’re tired.

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3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Vandy going to fuck our shit up. Sark deserves that presser and he deserves the one on Monday if we can’t pull this off. 

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Stevie Asswater showing us his true self out there with this putrid offense

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Arch shouldn’t be this bad, the OL and ST too.  The talent on the field does not match the resources which is hard to understand.

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Not trying to be funny, not trying to get a laugh. I don't want anybody to have the worst day at their job... But... do any of these... fuckers... ever blast out of the wall... and have, like, a huge cum shot?

if he gets the ball out sooner he doesn't take that hit.  He's too fucking slow.

2nd miffed punt and 3rd time it’s been on the ground at least that they couldn’t get. 

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