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just get the FG after bleeding time

I was going to kill something if we ran a play there. 

In FG range. Just run and bleed out the clock.

All you idiots talking shit about Niblett should feel bad

That crazy mofo going to make me drink again.

Just now, Jkwellborn said:

Gonna play for the walkoff fg.

It is only play. 

We win this game it is only because of Niblett and PK.

Just now, dcar00 said:

3 first downs and kick the FG

We have 7 all game, but we can hope.  

Just now, runthebone said:

Niblett has 0 carries because Sark

He has 1 catch for negative yards.

Just now, gofuckyourself said:

MVP Niblett and it isn't close.

How many return yards does he have vs our passing / rushing yards?  

Who thought Nibblett would be our only chance of scoring early in the season. 

Damn just punt and try and get a safety sark you fucking pussy

1 minute ago, oldalum said:

there was some other poster with this kinda shit the week after florida. is there some fire that we non-995ers are not aware of. 

No. Just aggy twitter bullshit that gets fed by exactly what that idiot did

ok sark

 

we cannot... repeat CANNOT fucking call a negative yardage play here. 

 

we need another run with motion to get the fucking first down. 

38 minutes ago, BigTEAMLittleme said:

To smithereens

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... In which the booth finally realizes that a punt is a turnover that you *hope* happens way down field 

2038 SEC Storied: “The Niblett Game”.

Just now, D3zii said:

Who thought Nibblett would be our only chance of scoring early in the season. 

Guy was scared to field the ball.  Now he’s Rocket Ismail back there.

1 minute ago, hornmpa96 said:

A month ago, none of you motherfuckers would have said Niblett is our MVP.

Uh, nobody would have. Are you claiming you would have?

Defense and Special Teams to Offense:  

Jesus fucking Christ, what the fuck more do we need to do for you to get your thumbs out of your asses and produce!  Fuck!

1 minute ago, Constant said:

The better team doesn’t always win. 

They also usually don't lose by three scores...

5 minutes ago, Constant said:

Kentucky gets a false start while Texas has 13 players on the field 

Well, Kentucky got a first down on a catch that was out of bounds. Not sure what to tell you. Other than: SCOREBOARD!
 

Sooner bitch. 

Just now, SarksJuggs said:

Who is ready for the back breaking offensive line penalty 

i will kill you jim GIF

2 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

You motherfuckers owe Niblett an apology.


Niblett legit might have more return yards than Arch has yards from scrimmage. 

Need two 1st downs to kill the clock

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Texas just needs to get 3 for the win, and Niblett has just about gift wrapped that part.    

Just now, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Uh, nobody would have. Are you claiming you would have?

No

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