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  • A-Tex Devil
    A-Tex Devil

    I’m missed the game to watch a junior high production of Cats and my kid isn’t even in the play (ran the lights). Clearly one of the smartest decisions of my life. 

  • tx 3 putt
    tx 3 putt

    poor OL in the NIL era for a blue blood program is inexcusable 

  • JOSEYWALES66
    JOSEYWALES66

    In case you were in a coma during the Charlie Strong era, that is what it was like.    

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I want the Texas reporters to fucking excoriate Sark in the press conference.

 

how is your team so fucking incompetent on offense?

 

how are they so football mentaly stupid?

 

why does your team keep getting 7 and 8, 10 penalties each game

Just now, TwiceHorn said:

That was probably the worst win I have ever watched.

This.
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Niblett and Boumeister are the MVPs.

lol we won and may still drop out of the rankings 

Oh, they will. Texas only fell a couple of spots after the OSU game, but kept falling after every win.
Just now, naija said:

I hope that look on Sark's face is some sign of clarity coming to his mind. Jesus Christ, you cannot think or believe you have a good football team

He needs to fucking realize that he can't be the HC and OC at the same time. 

Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

Yay, we win.

Fire Sark

Bench Arch

Fire Sark. Bench Arch. 
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1st & goal inside the 5 and got stuffed like a thanksgiving turkey. 

Could Texas play more stupid, what it's just mind numbing.

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Fuck these losers

You made cause your two score predictions didn’t come true?? 

God our team is bad but we are somehow 5-2. Ok our offense is bad. 

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

That was probably the worst win I have ever watched.


Feel the same way. Ugliest win I can remember for a long time 

Just now, SpiralOut said:

We deserve to.  This team might be able to beat Miss St.  Past that?  Nope.  

Honestly idk about Miss State either. And it’s there. 
 

yea give me State 

This game was atrocious from start to finish. The offense I mean.

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Wow, lucky to survive against Kentucky.  At least the defense came to play.  We have waited long enough for this team to gel.  Let’s go TEXAS!IMG_1265.thumb.jpeg.a8d64182bc0cde309736f9288b5e69a7.jpegIMG_0396.gif.d70fe193c2b37fc6403f6396cedce37d.gif

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This is about as bad as I've ever felt about a win.

Shipley, Niblett, Boumeester, and the defense won this game. 

No one on offense deserves to fly home on the team plane. The entire offense should have to ride the equipment truck back. 

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Hooray.
I’m ecstatic.

I guess I am too.  Now im going to nail my balls to a board to numb the pain.

Just now, gofuckyourself said:

That's still a blowjob.

This is Lorena Bobbitt cutting off our dicks and throwing them into the ditch.

Still goes in the W column. Defense flexed big time to hold the goal line and let Shipley win the game. This was a blowjob with teeth kind of win

Just now, BERT said:

You made cause your two score predictions didn’t come true?? 

Mad. Damnit 

Just now, honolulu horn said:

I can't wait to rewatch this game

Or you could sanpaper your asshole and sit in alcohol which would be less painful.

2 things

Thank God we replaced Sideshow Bob

What a fucking embarrassing coached, played and effort 

Yay we're good again, lol. FFS. Fucking Sark half the league lost tonight and we're in the half that won. GTFOH. Your offense is shit.

This motherfucker just pulled out a "Half the teams lose" Mack-ism. Pathetic.

Sark needs to do some housecleaning and hire and OC.  he can be the OC/HC and get fired in 2 years or he can swallow his pride and and maybe be the coach for the next 15.

Just now, naija said:

I hope that look on Sark's face is some sign of clarity coming to his mind. Jesus Christ, you cannot think or believe you have a good football team

Yknow, setting aside the whole cuckold scenario, announcing a divorce and then staying together because she's knocked up doesn't sound like a real healthy scene.

1 minute ago, Newdoc said:

Manning should give Shipley half his NIL.

All

4 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

I can't wait to rewatch this game

I stick an ice pick down my dickhole before I watched that game again. 

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Just now, Horn80 said:

Pathetic showing tonight except the defense.

One of the best special teams games of the last 4 years

3 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Why are we still calling Arch run plays?

Maybe he will blow his non throwing shoulder out so we can see if Campbell also sucks

Stoops bros are def gona get in a drunken trailer fight tonight and someone’s getting arrested! 

Sark and Arch don't even look upset.  They look happy like everything worked out and all is well.  Get rid of both those losers tomorrow.

3 minutes ago, Chad said:

This is the shittiest game I've ever watched.

Florida State v Stanford now up and says hold our beer.

I want to dedicate this win to Mark Stoops and his dumbass decision to go for it on 4th down against our defense in OT.

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