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  • A-Tex Devil
    A-Tex Devil

    I’m missed the game to watch a junior high production of Cats and my kid isn’t even in the play (ran the lights). Clearly one of the smartest decisions of my life. 

  • tx 3 putt
    tx 3 putt

    poor OL in the NIL era for a blue blood program is inexcusable 

  • JOSEYWALES66
    JOSEYWALES66

    In case you were in a coma during the Charlie Strong era, that is what it was like.    

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Just now, TwiceHorn said:

Yknow, setting aside the whole cuckold scenario, announcing a divorce and then staying together because she's knocked up doesn't sound like a real healthy scene.

why are people talking about this shit. is there some news out about this?

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Pathetic showing tonight except the defense.

and Niblett. 

1 minute ago, Newdoc said:

Or you could sanpaper your asshole and sit in alcohol which would be less painful.

GOD DAMN!!!

The SEC is a grind. It’s tough to win on the road. It’s in all in our hands. Everything is in front of us. Yada, yada, yada. 

1 minute ago, Captainant said:

Still goes in the W column. Defense flexed big time to hold the goal line and let Shipley win the game. This was a blowjob with teeth kind of win

It's the kind where she barfs in your lap.

Just now, lilMAC25 said:

“Half the team league today”

 

oh fuck off

right from Mack Brown's nice book of quotes

Just now, TheBryMan81 said:

That's a win that feels like a loss.

Yeah, like a meat tenderizer to the nuts for 4 hours and didn’t die.

I had such high expectations for this season. I feel like an idiot.

I feel like this Texas team is a Nigerian prince promising to deposit millions in my bank account, but I keep hitting refresh, and my balance keeps showing $0. 

2 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Thank you Mason Shipley.  Fuck everyone and everything else. Especially you sark. 

Niblett?

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

That was probably the worst win I have ever watched.

When I'm at a point where I'm okay with losing because it will lead to help stopping the ongoing pain, Texas is at a really bad point. The help is, always, a change in coaching staff. We aren't at the end of suffering this season. I suspect it will get worse, much worse. Hence, I was comfortable with losing.

Changes are required by CDC. I don't know how much more evidence he needs, but he will sadly get more than this and the Florida game to support that conclusion.

5 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

Oh god. Please put me out of my misery. I'm waiting on fault lines that cannot still still. Meteor showers and tidal waves. 

And alien spaceships

3 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

That was the least clutch performance I have ever seen. 

I can’t remember playing a shittier game and winning in all my time being a longhorn fan.

Granted I didn’t start Emely watching until 2001.

But that’s 24 years so it ain’t nothing.

1 minute ago, Lonestar88 said:

This is about as bad as I've ever felt about a win.

Literally going to find something else to do on Saturdays Sark and Napier have ruined college football for me. 

Stoops was a fucking idiot to go for the W on 4th and goal. They were the better team and would likely have won had the game gone further

I would be talking up the qb and that entire offensiveine about the portal.  Lom

The ONLY silver lining to that shitshow is that we ruined a Stoops brother's day

13 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Or we don't need to be calling a pass play on 2nd and 10 when we were already in FG range.

The play call is not what cost us it is the decision Moore made once he got the ball to make the fg shorter and plenty of space to stay inbounds.

2 minutes ago, Lonestar88 said:

This is about as bad as I've ever felt about a win.

Texas vs Arkansas State in '07 wasn't very fun. This is up there for sure.

4 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

I want the media to absolutely roast Sarkisian. Just go in dry. Call him a moron who cannot call plays to save Jesus' life. 

But maybe Sark's scripts aren't just first quarter, but are six-eight games at a time.
11D chess.

2 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I want the Texas reporters to fucking excoriate Sark in the press conference.

 

how is your team so fucking incompetent on offense?

 

how are they so football mentaly stupid?

 

why does your team keep getting 7 and 8, 10 penalties each game

Keep dreaming. Sark will get softballs and a bunch of how hard it is to win in the sec on the road. No accountability and I’ll be surprised if we win next week.

4 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

THANK FUCKING GOF FOR MASON SHIPLEY

 

2 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Thank you Mason Shipley.  Fuck everyone and everything else. Especially you sark. 

we lose that game with Auburn as our kicker. 

Just now, Valmy77 said:

I want to dedicate this win to Mark Stoops and his dumbass decision to go for it on 4th down against our defense in OT.

I had no idea what he was thinking.  No one thought there was any way in hell we were going to drive 25 yards for a TD.  Kick the FG then wait for the offense to do something really stupid and knock ourselves out of FG range.

4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Hooray.
I’m ecstatic.

Is there such a thing as a mercy win?

Just now, 4th&Five said:

Niblett?

Lol, Niblett was our offense today. Lose by 10 without him. 

If there was any question as to which was the dumbest of the Stoopes' brothers, that question has been definitively answered tonight.

Can't remember the last time I felt this bad about a win. Does the SHSU game count for bowl eligibility? 

 

Guys, this was just a good, hard fought game between two great SEC defenses. It’s just really hard to move them ball in the sec, especially after a rivalry game.

Just now, BurntEyes said:

When I'm at a point where I'm okay with losing because it will lead to help stopping the ongoing pain, Texas is at a really bad point. The help is, always, a change in coaching staff. We aren't at the end of suffering this season. I suspect it will get worse, much worse. Hence, I was comfortable with losing.

Changes are required by CDC. I don't know how much more evidence he needs, but he will sadly get more than this and the Florida game to support that conclusion.

I don’t think it really matters. Vandy, UGA, and aggy blowout losses will be more than enough. Also, Arky might be no slouch if they get up for us

1 minute ago, TexasRenegade said:

"Ol ugly is better than ol nothing"

 

A smart ball coach said that 60 years ago.

Hell that used to be my motto at the bar at 2am. Or 10pm. Whichever 

Run the table and no one gives a shit what tonight looked like.  

 

Except all of us.   Every single one of us. 

I don't think we win again.  Probably. 

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

Niblett?

Oh yeah. Totally forgot. That seemed like 8 hours ago 

Just now, BurntEyes said:

When I'm at a point where I'm okay with losing because it will lead to help stopping the ongoing pain, Texas is at a really bad point. The help is, always, a change in coaching staff. We aren't at the end of suffering this season. I suspect it will get worse, much worse. Hence, I was comfortable with losing.

Changes are required by CDC. I don't know how much more evidence he needs, but he will sadly get more than this and the Florida game to support that conclusion.

I think the win was awful enough that maybe, just maybe it will serve as a wake up call.  But that is extremely optimistic.  Perhaps the most mentally unprepared game in recent memory.

Just now, Hank Kingsley said:

Can't remember the last time I felt this bad about a win. Does the SHSU game count for bowl eligibility? 

 

yes it does, FWIW

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Keep dreaming. Sark will get softballs and a bunch of how hard it is to win in the sec on the road. No accountability and I’ll be surprised if we win next week.

I’ll settle for Kurt Bohls’ passive aggressive needling

on one hand, im pissed because this should have been an easier win

on the other hand, it's an ess-eee-see road win. we were told that there's no easy games here. so any non-texas fan who wants to clown texas for this being a close win can kindly shut that crap up.

4 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Thank you Mason Shipley.  Fuck everyone and everything else. Especially you sark. 

Defense played their ass off and won the game for us. 

And Niblett. We only scored because of Niblett punt return.

2 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Yknow, setting aside the whole cuckold scenario, announcing a divorce and then staying together because she's knocked up doesn't sound like a real healthy scene.

I wouldn't be surprised if he flames out here soon just from stress. 

As someone who recently lost a family member at a young age who was an alcoholic.. please Sark stay away from the juice. No matter how bad your family life and football team are it isn't worth it. 

4 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Thank you Mason Shipley.  Fuck everyone and everything else. Especially you sark. 

Thank you Niblet too. He’s cool with me.

 

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