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Just now, Navin R. Johnson said:

Stoops is an idiot for not kicking a field goal. We have no chance of scoring a touchdown. Kentucky would have eventually scored a touchdown.

Yep.

I think he was just hungry.

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  • A-Tex Devil
    A-Tex Devil

    I’m missed the game to watch a junior high production of Cats and my kid isn’t even in the play (ran the lights). Clearly one of the smartest decisions of my life. 

  • tx 3 putt
    tx 3 putt

    poor OL in the NIL era for a blue blood program is inexcusable 

  • JOSEYWALES66
    JOSEYWALES66

    In case you were in a coma during the Charlie Strong era, that is what it was like.    

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9 minutes ago, FOXHOUND said:

Sark and the offense needs to drive back to Austin. 

Flood is gonna not be able to tell the difference between the R and D on the gear. 

6 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

Stoops was a fucking idiot to go for the W on 4th and goal. They were the better team and would likely have won had the game gone further

Yup- he did us a favor. We were never getting in the endzone at any point. He just needed to outlast our shitty offense 

4 minutes ago, BigTEAMLittleme said:

I think the win was awful enough that maybe, just maybe it will serve as a wake up call.  But that is extremely optimistic.  Perhaps the most mentally unprepared game in recent memory.

Bro, if Florida didn't work nothing will and you have a really short memory. Maybe get that checked.

1 minute ago, sith_horn said:

Gotta wonder, is it a hangover? Do we just suck on the road? Is it that we suck at night games?

It's the o-line, and it's Arch's terrible mechanics. 

3 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Arkansas can score points. We’re in big trouble

Not against a good defense.  Notre Dame shut their asses down.

3 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Arkansas can score points. We’re in big trouble

 

in no way shape or form am I sunshine pumping when I say this...

 

but ou hasnt had any issue scoring points this year...   well except for 1 game

 

tOsu hasnt had any issue scoring points this year.... well except for 1 game

that was like a painful constipation relieving dump. you are glad its over but it hurt. 

11 minutes ago, FOXHOUND said:

He needs to fucking realize that he can't be the HC and OC at the same time. 

Or maybe CDC should tell him to not worry about anything other than being OC and hire a real HC?  Gonna pay him regardless, and he has proven he can be a good OC if that all he’s responsible for.

10 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

Sark needs to do some housecleaning and hire and OC.  he can be the OC/HC and get fired in 2 years or he can swallow his pride and and maybe be the coach for the next 15.

 

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Hey…a wins a win. Amirite?

Sex in prison is still sex. Is that how it works?
2 minutes ago, 89Horn said:

In 1988 on our way to 4-7, we had to come from behind to beat North Texas State at home with 45 seconds remaining in the game.  But, yeah, tonight was not fun.

Yep, I was at that one

It's bad enough to play like a high school team, but then add in the football IQ of this team in big situations that is like a small child.

I'm not sure why everyone is bagging on arch. I don't think PEYTON Manning would be successful behind this absolute dog shit, abortion of an OL.

I still cant believe this fucking piese of shit Sark went through the off season thinking this offense was good enough.  Fuck piece of shit.   I dont want to see a god damn sunshine pumper selling anything about this offense.

We are the inverse Dallas cowboys.  Best defense. The absolute worst fucking offense in the history of football at any level to include 8u pop warner. This is a fucking insult to football and the state 

I was told games like this are big-boy, SEC defensive battles and not the score every possession like the BDF.

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2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I’m not letting the defense off the hook either. Gave up 400 yards and recovered zero of 5 wildcat fumbles (2 on special teams so 0 of 3 if you prefer), and gave up the end of regulation drive.  Made the Kentucky qb look like sweet Diego. 

Dude. Kentucky scored 13 points. They didn’t score in OT, which is the only thing that allowed us to win the game. What more do you want?

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

I’m not letting the defense off the hook either. Gave up 400 yards and recovered zero of 5 wildcat fumbles (2 on special teams so 0 of 3 if you prefer), and gave up the end of regulation drive.  Made the Kentucky qb look like sweet Diego. 

13 points in regulation while losing TOP 20 to 40. Light boxes and soft coverages weren’t pretty, but you’d think holding a team to 13 should be enough to steamroll a conference bottom feeder.

The bad luck with fumbles is really bizarre though.

2 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Grade A defense. Offense is harder to watch than a snuff film.

Surly every Saturday:

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I'm supposed to be happy we won. Instead I'm relieved we didn't lose.

I don't think this is healthy. 

6 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Kentucky is pure trash. This should have been an easy win. 

I never said otherwise.

4 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

I love that PK and Sark seemingly have a good relationship.

Sark ahould give his paycheck to PK

1 minute ago, Lou_Sassle said:

I'm not sure why everyone is bagging on arch. I don't think PEYTON Manning would be successful behind this absolute dog shit, abortion of an OL.

I’ve defended him a lot this season, but he was bad tonight. He didn’t get any help, but there were more than a few open receivers he missed tonight. 

Those receiving stats--wtf?  I can see it from Manning because he's skipping passes, but your top receiver had 3 catches, for 37 yards?  That's damning as fuck.  The next is Mosley with 1 catch for 31 yards, it's only down from there, against Kentucky.  

1 minute ago, Jkwellborn said:


Sex in prison is still sex. Is that how it works?

I saw a porno with a real sexy female prison guard that got filled up by one of the dude inmates.  That would be ok.

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I am 65 years old, and that may be the ugliest win I've ever seen in my life

7 minutes ago, sith_horn said:

How about those poor Kentucky fans. They had hope for an upset and then the rug jerked out from under them.

You thought this was the first time that’s happened? You sweet summer child. 

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

We are the inverse Dallas cowboys.  Best defense. The absolute worst fucking offense in the history of football at any level to include 8u pop warner. This is a fucking insult to football and the state 

I was thinking the same thing. 2025 Cowboys require perfect play from Dak to have a chance to win any given week. Same for Texas and the defense. 

2 minutes ago, NBHorn7 said:

It's bad enough to play like a high school team, but then add in the football IQ of this team in big situations that is like a small child.

This is the part that has always pissed me off the most.

We have never had a smart team under Sark.

3 minutes ago, VaLonghorn99 said:

A road W with 2L’s is a win!

Dont be a sore winner Horn fans !

It's a win sure. But the way we play matters.

Not every team we play is coached by Mark Stoops or Brent Venables.

14 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Bring on the shitty Miss St. Bulldogs!!

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I’m missed the game to watch a junior high production of Cats and my kid isn’t even in the play (ran the lights). Clearly one of the smartest decisions of my life. 

Those receiving stats--wtf?  I can see it from Manning because he's skipping passes, but your top receiver had 3 catches, for 37 yards?  That's damning as fuck.  The next is Mosley with 1 catch for 31 yards, it's only down from there, against Kentucky.  

The play to get inside the 5 for UK in Ot was their longest play. Was it 20 yards?
3 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

 

in no way shape or form am I sunshine pumping when I say this...

 

but ou hasnt had any issue scoring points this year...   well except for 1 game

 

tOsu hasnt had any issue scoring points this year.... well except for 1 game

As I said on another thread, the D will keep us in every game we play.  But we have big problems.  We don't want to be Iowa.

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

I am 65 years old, and that may be the ugliest win I've ever seen in my life

2009 CCG is a close second 

Don’t forget, beating Texas is like a super bowl win for many. I wouldn’t know why but it is. Horns win on the road \m:

2 minutes ago, Slacks said:

I'm supposed to be happy we won. Instead I'm relieved we didn't lose.

I don't think this is healthy. 

Strange. We won and I still feel like I felt after the Florida game.

5 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Yep.

I think he was just hungry.

Naw, he had a podcast to get to!

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1 minute ago, Duane Moore said:

I’ve defended him a lot this season, but he was bad tonight. He didn’t get any help, but there were more than a few open receivers he missed tonight. 

Yeah he wasn't on target. Disappointing after some room for cautious optimism after his performance in the 2nd half against OU.

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