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1 hour ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

I'm stoked! We're going to murder these hayseeds.

They’re thinking the same thing 

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    I'm so ready to win with defense and special teams I joined the Cult of Horus.  You may remember Horus was the Egyptian god of kingship, healing, protection, and winning ugly games with low scoring of

  • SimkinsMan
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    Listen, I realize the Kentucky game was an absolute beating to watch. And for a lot of us, this year has not gone quite as we imagined it. And yet. And ... yet. Do you realize that there are just six

  • TBH I think this is why everyone is all toxic and fucked up. Its not anything you are doing wrong to be clear.  When your Texas Football experience is just the game from your couch and getting on

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UGA radio last night was saying Texas and Miss State were their biggest challenges left.  It's weird that everyone recognizes Miss State is good, but they just keep losing games.

Just now, JBJ said:

UGA radio last night was saying Texas and Miss State were their biggest challenges left.  It's weird that everyone recognizes Miss State is good, but they just keep losing games.

SEC SEC SEC !

7 minutes ago, JBJ said:

UGA radio last night was saying Texas and Miss State were their biggest challenges left.  It's weird that everyone recognizes Miss State is good, but they just keep losing games.

Not to worry, we’ll fix that for Miss State /ducks

21 hours ago, Dahobbs said:

The fumbles cost us that game. 

that's the real answer. yes their offense was almost perfect...but a fumble less and Texas might win that game.

21 hours ago, The Golden Hat said:

I believe this is the Mississippi State thread

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20 hours ago, Tex Long said:

All threads are susceptible to "Arch&OL suck" and "there was that time" posts.

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2 hours ago, SimkinsMan said:

Listen, I realize the Kentucky game was an absolute beating to watch. And for a lot of us, this year has not gone quite as we imagined it. And yet. And ... yet. Do you realize that there are just six weeks of regular season college football left? And that the offseason and its 200-plus days without football lies just over the horizon?

So yes, it's fine to not be excited about the game tomorrow. It's OK to have some existential dread about the offense. But you should not, for one moment, forget that this is the best time of year. Football games every day of the week. Cooler weather arriving. These are the times, my friends.

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On 10/23/2025 at 2:37 PM, Lerka Lerka said:

Penix was throwing darts in the smallest of windows.  And his receivers were making great catches. Tip your hat and give props when due. 

I’m not giving him props for shit. His name is one letter away from Penis. 

51 minutes ago, The Dog said:

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12 safeties lol. I'll take it.

Aggy is losing to LSU on the road. Their defense is Asswater and their pass D is beyond abysmal, and even Nuss can torch them. Plus LSU has a defense, not that it's great, but aggy's defense make LSU'S look like the 2012 Ravens. 

BYU is beating ISU 

OU is losing to Ole Miss. Vaginals defense is overrated. 

8 hours ago, BlackCat said:

If Sark would quit playing with himself and game plan similar to the OU game I could be talked into taking a big hit from the hopium pipe, but after Kentucky who has any clue what we are gonna get Saturday? For that reason alone, I'm very anxious to watch just to see if hes actually gonna keep humping that monkey or if he's going to make the obvious adjustments. I do think if we can survive Miss St then we have a great shot at home against Vandy. We make it that far, that means Sark has come to his senses and I think we are borderline dangerous. 

We run a grab bag offense, indeed. We don’t know what we’re gonna get, but due to the majority of the bags having shit in them to this point lowered expectations and waning excitement can definitely be expected. Hopefully we start getting the good bags starting this week.

10 hours ago, JBJ said:

UGA radio last night was saying Texas and Miss State were their biggest challenges left.  It's weird that everyone recognizes Miss State is good, but they just keep losing games.

Boy that's a slap in the face to Georgia Tech. Unless they were discussing conference games, in which case, real bold to say two of the three remaining are the biggest challenges.

4 hours ago, immamac said:

 

25k impressions after 7 hours. Wtf. 

How did they find offensive highlights against Kentucky? AI generated?

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In the literal middle of nowhere. 

Found a really good dinner at Central Station Market. Cheap cheap cheap. Ran into some fellow Horns 🤘🏼
 

Got tip to a speakeasy for nightcaps. Again…cheap drinks everywhere. 
 

Good vibes so far

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The schedule cadence this year sucks for us. No home game in October and no home game against a team with a pulse until November?  The fuck is that. 

9 minutes ago, MrX said:

The schedule cadence this year sucks for us. No home game in October and no home game against a team with a pulse until November?  The fuck is that. 

Opposing teams are saying the same. 

“ugh why do we get the shitty Texas team without a QB, OL or offensive coordinator this season at home so the fans won’t come spend all their money in this shitty southeast town.”

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The schedule cadence this year sucks for us. No home game in October and no home game against a team with a pulse until November?  The fuck is that. 

ACL, COTA, and OU in Dallas; one October home game is as good as it will get.
3 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:


ACL, COTA, and OU in Dallas; one October home game is as good as it will get.

didn’t think about that.  Georgia was during COTA and hotel prices were ridiculous.  

53 minutes ago, Grumpy Camel said:

We are driving down to Starkville tomorrow.  Hope to see you assholes there!

Oh…you’ll see assholes alright!

 

Looks like Baxter's ready :-)

Edit: Filsaime and Cunningham as well.

 

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5 hours ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

ACL, COTA, and OU in Dallas; one October home game is as good as it will get.

But Texas Football was here first!

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13 hours ago, William Bludworth said:

12 safeties lol. I'll take it.

Aggy is losing to LSU on the road. Their defense is Asswater and their pass D is beyond abysmal, and even Nuss can torch them. Plus LSU has a defense, not that it's great, but aggy's defense make LSU'S look like the 2012 Ravens. 

Um... have you seen Nuss play? 

I still don't know how he was ever thought of as a good QB. 

9 hours ago, MirrOlure said:

In the literal middle of nowhere. 

Found a really good dinner at Central Station Market. Cheap cheap cheap. Ran into some fellow Horns 🤘🏼
 

Got tip to a speakeasy for nightcaps. Again…cheap drinks everywhere. 
 

Good vibes so far

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Ten percent sales tax is a bit much, no?

10 hours ago, gmr548 said:

Boy that's a slap in the face to Georgia Tech. Unless they were discussing conference games, in which case, real bold to say two of the three remaining are the biggest challenges.

No.  Florida and Georgia Tech were both brought up, though.  They are rivalries so have their own challenge usually, but just aren't as good in their eyes.

I’m on my way, Ready to be hurt again 

 

Had to make a pit stop at the cross roads In Clarksdale, MS 

 

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2 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

Um... have you seen Nuss play? 

I still don't know how he was ever thought of as a good QB. 

He's good enough to dog-walk this shitty A&M defense, that's all that matters.

10 hours ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:


ACL, COTA, and OU in Dallas; one October home game is as good as it will get.

I don’t give one fucking shit about ACL or CoTA. 

4 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

I don’t give one fucking shit about ACL or CoTA. 

Austin area hotels and traveling fans do.

2 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

Um... have you seen Nuss play? 

I still don't know how he was ever thought of as a good QB. 

Oh, he's absolutely god awful, but aggy's LB and entire secondary is worse than Darth Vader havig accept he has a robot dick. 

16 hours ago, immamac said:

 

25k impressions after 7 hours. Wtf. 

"We're coming right at you, right through your face, for about 179 yards of total offense."

Wonder how much of this rain that moved through Texas last few days will be in StarkVegas this afternoon.  Forecast calls for scattered showers and storms but line looks pretty solid.  

They must have thought you were a real hippie, ordering Brussel sprouts and a side salad.

10 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Did the line move at all after the Sark leak?

You think La Cosa Nostra did this?

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

I don’t give one fucking shit about ACL or CoTA. 

You are showing your age…..

1 hour ago, utee94 said:

He's good enough to dog-walk this shitty A&M defense, that's all that matters.

No he's not. 

On 10/24/2025 at 11:52 AM, JBJ said:

UGA radio last night was saying Texas and Miss State were their biggest challenges left.  It's weird that everyone recognizes Miss State is good, but they just keep losing games.

Ask me after the game today.

57 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

You are showing your age…..

I don’t live in Austin, and I drive in for games,  not other stuff. The focus of Texas Football needs to be Texas Football. That it isn’t shows part of our problem. 

1 hour ago, D3zii said:

Well this game took a turn 

I actually now think we come out and play our best game of the year.  Would be fitting for this bizarre season 

Fuck Mississippi State. I was an equipment manager in the Mackovic era.   I worked the home game against Miss St. in 1992. I worked the Texas sideline, but the guys running balls on the Miss St. sideline told us this.  It was Mike Adam’s freshman year and his first game and he was returning punts. On Miss St’s first punt Jackie Sherril called over the gunner and told him if that freshman calls a fair catch you run straight through him I don’t care about the penalty.  Sure enough, Mike calls fair catch and gets absolutely blown up. 
 

As much as I hate that it set the tone. We got crushed.  Fuck Jackie Sherril. 
 

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