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Michael Taaffe wants you to stop being such fucking pussies.

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That's surprising. I would have thought Michael Taaffe would have gone off on our dumpster fire of an offense, detailed which coaches need to go, and slammed his best friend sitting next to him. It's weird he chose a different route. 

1 minute ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

We have the worst fan base ever.  So ungrateful!!!

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He used the words “hard” and “win” in the same sentence. The man is 100% head coach material!

6 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

We have the worst fan base ever.  So ungrateful!!!

 

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It's fine that he does it the Defense can say anything it wants, and the offense can't spiral out of control, my problem is with Sark still pushing a square peg into a round hole and taking the confidence from the RRS and burning it in a trash fire.

I have always been right that running a NFL offense in College is fools gold, dumb it down make simple plays that keeps the kids out of spiralling. 

Demanding excellence from your players is for the offseason, right now you can't scream at them and expect results.

That said Sark does not have the excellence in him.

That sunshine he’s pumping isn’t working on Arch right next to him.  He looks so defeated, I don’t think that magical mental turnaround we keep hoping for is going to happen.  

9 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

He used the words “hard” and “win” in the same sentence. The man is 100% head coach material!

They don’t call him a coach on the field for nothing!

We won, but there's not much to smile about on offense. Arch is a disaster that has lost his ability to complete wide open passes, and Sark is calling plays worse than a strippers monkey

Maybe yell more about what’s inside the program vs the part that has least impact on it. 

2 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

That sunshine he’s pumping isn’t working on Arch right next to him.  He looks so defeated, I don’t think that magical mental turnaround we keep hoping for is going to happen.  


arch’s turnaround will happen about the same time we average over 4yrds per carry with the offensive line also providing adequate pass protection. 
 

New qbs don’t show much progress when the game is sped up and windows are tighter. Or perhaps a better way to say it is young qbs can’t progress when teams can stop the run and get pressure with 3-4 down linemen. 
 

 

 

As a former walk-on, he has already far exceeded his life expectations but this university should aim a little higher.

12 minutes ago, Bevo said:


arch’s turnaround will happen about the same time we average over 4yrds per carry with the offensive line also providing adequate pass protection. 
 

New qbs don’t show much progress when the game is sped up and windows are tighter. Or perhaps a better way to say it is young qbs can’t progress when teams can stop the run and get pressure with 3-4 down linemen. 
 

 

 

I just want him to hit slants and crossing routes ten yards infront of him and extend drives at this point….  That would be a major improvement for the offense too.  When you know the opposing QB can’t hit a quick pass it’s pretty easy to all out blitz often.  

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Taaffe was acting like a fucking lunatic postgame on the field. I don't know if he's on some banned substances or just high on life or what but I thought he was fantastic last night. Maybe we need more of whatever oddball crazy token white defender energy he brings. 

Not only would quick passes also prevent all out blitzes that consistently happen because they work, if Wisner does not pick up that blitz on that 3rd and long (before Moore running out of bounds) the game is lost.

1 minute ago, 6th Street said:

First signs of the wheels falling off

yep, sark and arch have lost this team it appears.  

sark is  such a dipshit to waste PKs amazing defense.  no wonder PK wants out 

Just now, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

yep, sark and arch have lost this team it appears.  

sark is  such a dipshit to waste PKs amazing defense.  no wonder PK wants out 

Where did you hear this?

I think Arch may have been concussed in that press conference. That last run in OT he got absolutely destroyed and I think hit right in head. Was just blown up. 

5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

How many TDs did you predict we’d win by? Was it 3 or 4?

 

look at arch’s body language. All you need to know right there. 

Was just thinking the same , Arch looks defeated 

7 minutes ago, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

no wonder PK wants out 

 

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21 minutes ago, Bevo said:


arch’s turnaround will happen about the same time we average over 4yrds per carry with the offensive line also providing adequate pass protection. 
 

New qbs don’t show much progress when the game is sped up and windows are tighter. Or perhaps a better way to say it is young qbs can’t progress when teams can stop the run and get pressure with 3-4 down linemen. 
 

 

 

Particularly when said team comes into the game being well below average in sacks and TFLs and then throws around our OL like the rag dolls they now seem to be. 

18 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

First signs of the wheels falling off

Yeah, if players feel the need to defend the team against fans, the problems are very serious. When a team leader or coaching staff knows that they've lost the majority of the fans, it's usually a very strong sign that the spiral has started. This concerns me a lot more than invigorating me to rah rah yay team shit.

55 minutes ago, Red Five said:

That's surprising. I would have thought Michael Taaffe would have gone off on our dumpster fire of an offense, detailed which coaches need to go, and slammed his best friend sitting next to him. It's weird he chose a different route. 

Well, he must not post here

dont piss me on me, Taffe, and tell me its raining. 

did sark ask taafe to smilefuck the press?

candycoating is no longer viable messaging when everyone is getting paid

 

Just now, immamac said:

Everyone is shitting on these guys. They are balling the fuck out except the offense. 

Get the fuck over yourselves. 

Yeah so why don’t he talk to the guy next to him about this? 

What’s Taaffe’s major?  Can’t be business because he didn’t learn or has already forgotten that employees serve the customer first and foremost.  He should be grateful and, as a first line supervisor, just focus on fixing the dreadful shit going on in the office.

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Here's my response to Taaffe and the offense. 

 

 

 

 

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

Everyone is shitting on these guys. They are balling the fuck out except the offense. 

Get the fuck over yourselves. 

dude, we were sold a bill of goods

where's the SLA?

where's the net promoter score?

we're in the new era

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1 minute ago, RoyalBevo21 said:

Here's my response to Taaffe and the offense. 

 

 

 

 

Let’s take the Lamborghini that a fan gave him for NIL away from him if he wants to bitch about fans 

1 minute ago, immamac said:

Everyone is shitting on these guys. They are balling the fuck out except the offense. 

Get the fuck over yourselves. 

“Everyone is balling out except the coaching staff and half of the team.”

 

ok, maybe everyone is only shitting on HALF of these guys and you can half go fuck yourself.

im not sure what half of go and fuck yourself looks like, maybe a couple fingers or getting limber and sucking yourself off, but you’re a smart guy, you’ll figure it out. I have faith in you. 

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2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

“Everyone is balling out except the coaching staff and half of the team.”

 

ok, maybe everyone is only shitting on HALF of these guys and you can half go fuck yourself.

im not sure what half of go and fuck yourself looks like, maybe a couple fingers or getting limber and sucking yourself off, but you’re a smart guy, you’ll figure it out. I have faith in you. 

I'm telling everyone to stop acting like a bunch of bitches. I'm not saying to not criticize the team or aspects of the game that warrant it, but stop acting like Texas lost the fucking game and that they aren't deep in the hunt for SECCG and Playoffs. 

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Just now, immamac said:

deep in the hunt for SECCG and Playoffs. 

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3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Let’s take the Lamborghini that a fan gave him for NIL away from him if he wants to bitch about fans 

We see it over and over again in this fucking program and the same type of guys always out themselves. McConaughey said it perfect, this program comes with expectations and a target on your back at all times. Some men can only handle that when everyone is sucking their dick and always out themselves when the pressure clamps down due lack of performance. If you can only answer questions when you're winning and the times are good and get defensive and short tempered when held accountable to the standard this program demands, then we already know who you are. And you aren't that guy. 

5 minutes ago, immamac said:

I'm telling everyone to stop acting like a bunch of bitches. I'm not saying to not criticize the team or aspects of the game that warrant it, but stop acting like Texas lost the fucking game and that they aren't deep in the hunt for SECCG and Playoffs. 

They’re not. You’re being a blind bitch. The video posted showed our qb quitting. Everyone knows the score but you. 

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