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Coach Sark Press Conference 10.20 - 11:30am (LHN and ESPN apps)

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The state school of Texas isnt quite the Skulls & Bones society, is it

5 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Why is anyone surprised, last year on the road we squeaked by aggy, Vanderbilt, and Arkansas, and that was with a veteran offense.

He’s not wrong

14 hours ago, Chili dog said:

I knew better than to open this thread. I fucking knew it. chris farley snl GIF

McCartney somehow held it together for that whole skit.  I don’t know how. 

Half the teams in the SEC lost.

Still can’t believe he said that. Loser talk.
1 hour ago, TxTower said:


Still can’t believe he said that. Loser talk.

is that not what saban would say?

22 hours ago, closetojumping said:

My dad was raised a Texas fan and then was recruited by DKR. Tore his knee up his senior year as a CB and had offers pulled from everywhere. Ended up choosing Rice over Tulane. He raised his boys to be Texas fans and has been as big a diehard as any person I’ve ever known who actually went to Texas, me included. The t-shirt whines have simply never passed muster for me. 

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I have nothing against those Walmart t-shirt fans. They filled up the Alamo Bowl every year during the Herman years.

On 10/20/2025 at 5:02 PM, closetojumping said:

I hate to derail someone working on shouting that mouthbreathing imbecile back into a corner, but the t-shirt fan shaming is bullshit. Texas has one of the biggest t-shirt fan followings in the world and Texas benefits mightily from it. You're excluding a lot of fans when you start down that path, and it's a silly position. 

Many Texans who never went to college are Longhorn fans. I love that Hispanic Texans number high enough for a Spanish broadcast of our games. I know that the fanhood extends beyond state and national borders, but I recall Darrell Royal saying that we are the state team and many people here see us that way. 

Lastly, all Texans likely have money finding its way to UT. We're theirs. I love it.

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On 10/20/2025 at 5:20 PM, Josef Pwag said:

They need to know their place. I don't know if there is a more annoying crowd on the planet than the guys who went to retard universities and flex nuts every chance they get about being a Longhorn.

 

On 10/20/2025 at 5:21 PM, BurntOrange&White said:

What if a t shirt fan contributes more to nil than the person who went there?

 

On 10/20/2025 at 5:38 PM, Josef Pwag said:

You can play reindeer games with all of the scenarios you want. Knock yourself out. What makes college fandom special to me is actually having attended the university. I feel sorry for people who latch on to a school they didn't attend. Let them write a trillion dollars worth of NIL checks. Maybe then we'll give some consideration to signing people who can block and a QB who can hit water from a boat. 

Get off your fucking high horse. I didn't attend the University of Texas and have contributed more time, energy and sweat equity towards Texas athletics than you could ever fucking dream. Texas NIL and athletic department isn't where it is today without Tshirt fans like me puta

20 hours ago, TxTower said:


Still can’t believe he said that. Loser talk.

Sark must be hanging out with butterteeth. 

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

I didn't attend the University of Texas 

Since you brought it up, where did you get your Bachelor's degree? 

1 hour ago, Josef Pwag said:

Since you brought it up, where did you get your Bachelor's degree? 

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On 10/20/2025 at 5:38 PM, Josef Pwag said:

You can play reindeer games with all of the scenarios you want. Knock yourself out. What makes college fandom special to me is actually having attended the university. I feel sorry for people who latch on to a school they didn't attend. Let them write a trillion dollars worth of NIL checks. Maybe then we'll give some consideration to signing people who can block and a QB who can hit water from a boat. 

Gatekeeping college football fandom is so idiotic it makes me question how you got into UT.

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