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turn off your tapatalk sig!

I don’t want to say you’re a jinx and all, but I don’t remember this thread last week 

I honestly think it's going to happen.

We... are... going... to... beat... TCU.

That was hard for me to visualize but fuck yeah let's do it.

Fuck TCU!!

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Maybe we'll beat them by 3.5

17 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

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I umm..don't know if this is good or bad.

 

one thing is certain, that's a product of aggy animal husbandry if i've ever seen one.

Yeah, we're going to knock their dicks in the dirt.

1 hour ago, Pig Bellmont said:

I don’t want to say you’re a jinx and all, but I don’t remember this thread last week 

 It was there. There was also a “we are going to lose” thread.

Balance. 

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I don’t want to say you’re a jinx and all, but I don’t remember this thread last week 
Search... It's there. I'm the man.
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Snacks sucks dick at these threads
Your mom's large clit is not a dick, but I hear you.
5 minutes ago, Snacks said:
2 hours ago, bluto said:
Snacks sucks dick at these threads

Your mom's large clit is not a dick, but I hear you.

A large clit is very similar to a small dick, even if they aren't the same.

2 minutes ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

A large clit is very similar to a small dick, even if they aren't the same.

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Son of a bitch. You're right.

1 minute ago, Walden Ponderer said:

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Son of a bitch. You're right.

At least we know stoops wont try to eat mack. He only goes for dicks, the bigger the better.

I want to believe. It’s been too long. Convince me Texas. Win this fucking game.

11 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

A dick is just a clit with a Y chromosome.

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17 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

A dick is just a clit with a Y chromosome.

Exactly. The little leg on the Y that was a X just fell off and grew up to become a dick.

3 hours ago, Thujone said:

Im in, as always. Love getting shot in the dick by the t-shirt cannon.

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3 hours ago, Snacks said:

 

 

We are going to win

 

 

 

Yes... yes, we are.  No bitchassedness.

This is OUR YEAR, GODDAMMIT.

Well, no it's not, but hell, why not our week?


Beat the Fogs.

You Go Snacks!!

Here's Fatterson's comment...

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Win or lose I'll be drinking.

But I'm a much happier drunk after a win.  

 

Fuck TCU!

We are going to fuckstomp them!

Lie down?  Takes two to "lay."

 

I think I prefer to squat.

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2 hours ago, ousux said:

I umm..don't know if this is good or bad.

 

one thing is certain, that's a product of aggy animal husbandry if i've ever seen one.

Wrong color.

16 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

I don't know, slacks.

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Here you go. Personally, I prefer jeans. But to each their own.

 

2 minutes ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:
21 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

I don't know, slacks.

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Here you go. Personally, I prefer jeans. But to each their own. 

Way too casual to be considered "slacks."

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