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#53
1 hour ago, Snacks said:
4 hours ago, bluto said:
Snacks sucks dick at these threads

Your mom's large clit is not a dick, but I hear you.

 

1 hour ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

A large clit is very similar to a small dick, even if they aren't the same.

 

1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

A dick is just a clit with a Y chromosome.

 

1 hour ago, Scholz said:

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1 hour ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

Exactly. The little leg on the Y that was a X just fell off and grew up to become a dick.

 

#54
34 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

 

Way too casual to be considered "slacks."

Meh, to me "slacks" are these:

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If you insist on using the term, I think you should apply it to beltless pants composed mostly of polyester.  Dacron, preferably.

Otherwise we're talking about "pants" or "trousers."

 

#56
29 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Meh, to me "slacks" are these:

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If you insist on using the term, I think you should apply it to beltless pants composed mostly of polyester.  Dacron, preferably.

Otherwise we're talking about "pants" or "trousers."

 

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#59
10 minutes ago, dcbc said:

We are due.  In. 

Past due. As is the Hindenburg. 

#61
11 minutes ago, EtOH said:

Past due. As is the Hindenburg. 

Titanic.

Amelia Earhart

Edited by dcbc

#63

I’m expecting 1990 Houston loud. I was at that game. I suffered permanent hearing loss and I was GRATEFUL  

This is an analog setup.  Tomorrow is this shitty generation’s UH.  Live up to it  

 

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#65
Lie down?  Takes two to "lay."
 
I think I prefer to squat.
You're giving grammar lessons to someone who is well spoken?

Lay down.

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