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why make the poor cocksucker throw 4 unnecessary pitches?

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2 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

if I'm Toronto, I walk him

They essentially intentionally walked him

Just now, SpiralOut said:

Well that was pointless.

just seeing if he would chase. a wild pitch means you walk him anyway.

Can LA get a helicopter to fly Shohei immediately to his bedroom after this?

1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

why make the poor cocksucker throw 4 unnecessary pitches?

I liked the cat and mouse. Trust your pitcher to not groove one and see if he’d chase after not having swung a bat for 3 hours 

Just now, dcar00 said:

just seeing if he would chase. a wild pitch means you walk him anyway.

Should have pulled the dominant Little League player move and swung at the air at 3-0 to dare him to throw to him with a strike in the count.

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

I liked the cat and mouse. Trust your pitcher to not groove one and see if he’d chase after not having swung a bat for 3 hours 

he almost chased the first one. but it didn't matter.

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Edited by Sbbruin

I wonder if Uber Eats can get me a McRib.  night shift is tough work.

Good thing Freddie hadn't fallen asleep at 1st.  Might have kilt him dead.  

Springer is going to go through a 10 day IL stint and be ready for the end of this game before it’s over 

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8 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Can LA get a helicopter to fly Shohei immediately to his bedroom after this?

he will sleep on a thin mat on the locker room floor.  

he's out at 1st

I know professional baseball and basketball players are probably immune to timezones, but Toronto has got to be sleep walking out there.

Just now, shadow_operative2.0 said:

So what's the 1:30 am snack for everyone? I'm thinking Pop-Tarts. 

I just finished off some pepperoni slices I found in the fridge.  Don't know how good of an idea that was.

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Varsho gapper coming up for the lead 

Please god.

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How many balls do they have available for this game?

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I'm realizing that I don't remember one single god damned thing about the 18 inning game in '18 and thusly questioning my current life choices.

Just now, Sbbruin said:

How many balls do they have available for this game.

They said earlier they had 290

and were at 220.

that was like in the 13th.

 

theyve surely gone to rub up some more by now 

These folks paying 1500 a ticket got a double header out of it 

This game is going to be won on an error. 

Someone has to end this fucking madness. 

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