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typical cops.   Fire an officer for doing a completely legal practice / 2nd job during their time off, but turn around and allow any officer who gets pulled over for DUI a ride home and the breathalizer results to be lost, or "forgotten" to be taken. 

but that all being said... shes now famous and will be able to sell the shit out of herself on onlyfans and probably end up making 10X what she was making as a cop

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

typical cops.   Fire an officer for doing a completely legal practice / 2nd job during their time off, but turn around and allow any officer who gets pulled over for DUI a ride home and the breathalizer results to be lost, or "forgotten" to be taken. 

That's because America is still prude af when it comes to sex work.  That's the line. 

 

Cops getting DUIs, using law enforcement systems to creep on women (check out the news in Denver), or beat the shit out of their wives?  Totally fine.  

Shoot an unarmed minority? Enjoy your paid vacation, you'll be back in a hot minute.  Worst case, the county 10 miles away will hire you. 

Do porn to supplement your income? WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FIRED

PornHub now has a category of black men being tased and beaten by cops?

Cop records and posts videos of her getting the wood laid to her by a black dude with a big club.  FIRED.

Cop records and posts videos of her using a big club to lay the wood to a black dude.  PROMOTED.

America.  What a country.

If you are willing and able to do sex work, why bother with being a cop?  She must really enjoy harassing and beating minorities that aren’t paid and don’t enjoy it to take such a pay cut to do it instead of full time cam site and porn work. 

19 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

If you are willing and able to do sex work, why bother with being a cop?  She must really enjoy harassing and beating minorities that aren’t paid and don’t enjoy it to take such a pay cut to do it instead of full time cam site and porn work. 

The article I read said that she was in charge of doing driving tests, and she had a half-million dollar bill for home repairs from a storm that insurance didn't cover (it's nearly impossible to fully insure your home in CO.)

DRIVING tests, winkwink,nudgenudge, say nomore!

Edited by Beau Vine

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

The article I read said that she was in charge of doing driving tests.  

DRIVING tests, winkwink,nudgenudge, say nomore!

Back seat?

29 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Back seat?

Windows up

That's the way she likes to fuck

37 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Windows up

That's the way she likes to fuck

In cuffs.

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

The article I read said that she was in charge of doing driving tests, and she had a half-million dollar bill for home repairs from a storm that insurance didn't cover (it's nearly impossible to fully insure your home in CO.)

DRIVING tests, winkwink,nudgenudge, say nomore!

Her onlyfans bio? 

4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

The article I read said that she was in charge of doing driving tests, and she had a half-million dollar bill for home repairs from a storm that insurance didn't cover (it's nearly impossible to fully insure your home in CO.)

DRIVING tests, winkwink,nudgenudge, say nomore!

 

What kind of house does a law enforcement officer in Colorado have that would justify $500,000 in repairs?

 

 

 

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8 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

The article I read said that she was in charge of doing driving tests, and she had a half-million dollar bill for home repairs from a storm that insurance didn't cover (it's nearly impossible to fully insure your home in CO.)

DRIVING tests, winkwink,nudgenudge, say nomore!

I’ve read a many playboy articles

19 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

If you are willing and able to do sex work, why bother with being a cop?  She must really enjoy harassing and beating minorities that aren’t paid and don’t enjoy it to take such a pay cut to do it instead of full time cam site and porn work. 

Porn industry medical benefits are shit.

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