October 23Oct 23 Moderators Note: This thread is the Brainchild of none other than @closetojumping and Helobious was the first reply so we ran with it. Helobious would never have such a good idea, he deserves no credit, in fact you should probably neg him in this post just for fun. Top Rep gets a prize, if you are local it will be something with me - if you are not I can send you $$ Alliteration: Steve Sark sucks so surely he should surrender playcalling and salvage some of our season, saving surlyites from suicide.
October 23Oct 23 Popular Post Helobious is the human version of the 2025 Texas Longhorn Offense. Edited October 24Oct 24 by closetojumping
October 23Oct 23 Helobious harangues Hector hoping his harassment halts Hector’s hesitant heinous hoovering [of] Hispanic [American Football] Hirelings. 3 minutes ago, closetojumping said: Helobious is human version of the 2025 Texas Longhorn Offense. Edited October 23Oct 23 by lilMAC25
October 23Oct 23 1 minute ago, AP101S said: I always avoid alliteration Amazingly, alliteration always allows alignment of alternate associations.
October 23Oct 23 Guys. There is literally football on every night for the next two months. You gotta save something for the off-season.
October 23Oct 23 1 minute ago, Park Gothic said: Guys. There is literally football on every night for the next two months. You gotta save something for the off-season. Neither alliterative nor a metaphor - try again.
October 23Oct 23 Observations and offerings on our odious 'O' whoas & outsting our outragiously out-to-lunch OC Edited October 23Oct 23 by MartyWills
October 23Oct 23 But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona. Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
October 23Oct 23 How much suck could a surly thread suck if a surly thread could suck suck? Am I doing this right?
October 23Oct 23 Just now, gofuckyourself said: How much suck could a surly thread suck if a surly thread could suck suck? Am I doing this right? Alliteratively? All…
October 23Oct 23 Fuming, freethinking, foul-mouthed firebrand Frank furiously flung a flurry of fantastically filthy, full-throttle fucks—furled, feathered, and ferociously fast—at the fickle, flimflamming, flat-footed fiasco of a coach, flipping, fizzling, and face-palming as the frayed, fraud-filled framework of an offensive fixes fell flat; “for fuck’s sake,” Frank frothed, “these flimsy, fault-ridden, fly-blown fumbles and interceptions feel like a forever-fest of fruitless, fubar’d folderol,” before furthering the flood with fresh, feverish, free-ranging, furnace-hot fire fan fury: “fix the freaking failed playcalls, flush the flaky pro offensive features, and forgo the faux-pious, finger-wagging press conference feedback,” he fumed, “’cause I’m finished fostering fairy-tale forecasts from feckless, fainthearted, fair-weather fans,” finally, with a final, full-bodied, floor-rattling “FUCK,” forging forward, fists firm, feet flying, and fearlessly fending off every festering, faithless, failure-prone fragment of that farcical, face-planting, fishy-smelling, fun-sucking fracas of an O-line.
October 23Oct 23 Longhorns stumble, fall, Hopes crushed under autumn skies, Season’s dreams now dust.
October 23Oct 23 Timid Texas Longhorns tackled turbulent transitions, tempered towering expectations, traded turnover troubles, then triumphantly throttled their traditional tormentors, testing tenacity throughout their tempestuous 2025 campaign under tireless teamwork.
October 23Oct 23 Texas 2025, towering and terrifying with tippity top thinking Title! A trip to Florida tilts the table, towards trepidation and terror. Today and tomorrow, and the tomorrow after that. Will tell the tale of this Texas team, who thought it, was all that!
October 23Oct 23 fuck fuck fuck, sonofabitch seeing suck, fuck fuck fuck, orgasmic overthrow of ou, fuck fuck fuck, please prove predictions puffery, clangaclangaclangaclanga
October 23Oct 23 5 minutes ago, immamac said: fuck fuck fuck, sonofabitch seeing suck, fuck fuck fuck, cold beer, c-pap, couch sleepover, orgasmic overthrow of ou, fuck fuck fuck, please prove predictions puffery, clangaclangaclangaclanga fify Edited October 23Oct 23 by orange dream
October 23Oct 23 Mid Manning makes mad money, but not may not make the playoffs because he can’t make a medium pass in motion or man-to-man; makes me melancholy.
October 23Oct 23 wait so I can enter the alliteration contest with just saying fuck? fuck fuck fuckity fuck, fucking fuckity fuck fuck fuck. what do I win?
October 23Oct 23 First reply wins the thread. am saddened that I was not treated to helobious’ attempt at constructing a metaphor.
October 23Oct 23 Longhorn’s lavishly leathered Lily-livered Leader losses locker-room. Leaves lassie, laboriously languishes. Legalizes lusty love, lady labors love-child.
October 23Oct 23 Popular Post Archie's anticipated ancestor aims at astroturf Edited October 23Oct 23 by Surly Bevo
October 23Oct 23 2 hours ago, gofuckyourself said: How much suck could a surly thread suck if a surly thread could suck suck? Am I doing this right? Go fuck yourself
October 23Oct 23 Squatting Steve Sarkisian sadly steered the stumbling steers, a sluggish, sputtering squad stuck in squandered Saturdays, suffering shattered spirits and shitastic shots at success beneath the scorching southern spotlight
October 23Oct 23 3 hours ago, Helobious said: Alliteration: Steve Sark sucks so surely he should surrender playcalling and salvage some of our season, saving surlyites from suicide. 😡 Absolutely astonishing alliterative acumen always aligns around an agreeing alphabetic answer. Avoid awful, awkward alterations and achieve amazing auditory appeal. Always appreciate alliteration’s awesome allure!
October 23Oct 23 In October 2025, midweek pregame Surlies are nervous and grouchy. A couple of wins, and it’s Playoff Time! We love our Sark! Leave him be!
October 23Oct 23 Can't seem to create something crazily-silly enough for this commie-Surly thread. Cause similes versus cultish snark, all I got is Cutty Sark. Edited October 23Oct 23 by dcbc
October 23Oct 23 2 hours ago, scramblyn said: wait so I can enter the alliteration contest with just saying fuck? fuck fuck fuckity fuck, fucking fuckity fuck fuck fuck. what do I win?
October 24Oct 24 Linemen listlessly lumbered Arch passed another putrid pigskin Reckless receivers risked their ribs
October 24Oct 24 25 minutes ago, Earl Haffler said: Death around the corner Football games in perspective Scores no longer matter HAIKU HAIKU! Haiku thread is that way, man!
October 24Oct 24 Offensive offense obliterating optimism of online oafs If you want a metaphor, I think the very first snap where Arch turfed a wide open 20 yard gain to Deandre Moore is going to be hard to beat. Edited October 24Oct 24 by gmr548
October 24Oct 24 Sark squats on success and shits the sheets on Saturdays, stubbornly sticking to his sorry script while we spiral south
October 24Oct 24 5 hours ago, Welshy said: Fuming, freethinking, foul-mouthed firebrand Frank furiously flung a flurry of fantastically filthy, full-throttle fucks—furled, feathered, and ferociously fast—at the fickle, flimflamming, flat-footed fiasco of a coach, flipping, fizzling, and face-palming as the frayed, fraud-filled framework of an offensive fixes fell flat; “for fuck’s sake,” Frank frothed, “these flimsy, fault-ridden, fly-blown fumbles and interceptions feel like a forever-fest of fruitless, fubar’d folderol,” before furthering the flood with fresh, feverish, free-ranging, furnace-hot fire fan fury: “fix the freaking failed playcalls, flush the flaky pro offensive features, and forgo the faux-pious, finger-wagging press conference feedback,” he fumed, “’cause I’m finished fostering fairy-tale forecasts from feckless, fainthearted, fair-weather fans,” finally, with a final, full-bodied, floor-rattling “FUCK,” forging forward, fists firm, feet flying, and fearlessly fending off every festering, faithless, failure-prone fragment of that farcical, face-planting, fishy-smelling, fun-sucking fracas of an O-line.
October 24Oct 24 4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said: Palindromes should also be included. a man a plan a poop anal panama
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