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  • South Austin
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    Motion to substitute Sark’s Wife for South Austin’s Mom.

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    Hey Michael what if hear me out…that other people have been talking and knew about Sark’s personal shit that has nothing at all to do with my BMD. My BMD just knew the actual date that loser Herm

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22 hours ago, Dahobbs said:

To be fair, a significant portion of the fan base wants to get even with him for giving us the best years of Texas football since Royal. 

I don’t want to get even with him. I appreciate the championship. I want him to shut up and stay away and enjoy his millions. 

5 minutes ago, immamac said:

Legitimate source, don't know why she would scoop unless told to. 

My guess is he’s drained from college game but hey it could save us some money in a few years? Could also be behind the scenes stuff as well

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4 minutes ago, immamac said:

Legitimate source, don't know why she would scoop unless told to. 

Would be interested to see how CDC handles this situation 

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I'm sure NFL GMs saw that 8 first down, 179 yard masterpiece and thought, yup that's exactly what we're looking for. 

16 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

Somebody let scarlet Johansson, Sydney Sweeney, and Mary Lou retton know I’d like to date them. 
 

I don’t see an nfl team being interested but I could be wrong as well. Maybe he’s better in the pros.  Idk. @Nicole44 you called this sort of

2 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

I'm sure NFL GMs saw that 8 first down, 179 yard masterpiece and thought, yup that's exactly what we're looking for. 

I mean, it is the Titans . . .

This would explain a lot about what’s going on. He seems checked out and appears to be going through the motions. He seems overwhelmed from everything the college game requires (recruiting, portal strategy, etc.) and all of the bullshit UT media throws at him. Combine all of that with his family situation, he’s probably seeing that the grass is way greener in the NFL.

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I really like Sark. Hes done a great job for us. I admire how hes been able to bounce back from his issues. He also seems to be very well respected in coaching circles for his abilities.

If this report is true, I feel really bad for him. I hope he's doing ok and I hope this doesnt trip him up sobriety wise. 

I don’t know shit, but that seems a stretch. 

15 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Somebody let scarlet Johansson, Sydney Sweeney, and Mary Lou retton know I’d like to date them. 
 

Sounds like you might have a shot with Mary Lou. 

If that happened Lebby or Dillingham would be my first call. 

the plan was always 2 years with Arch and the NFL.  This just accelerates it.  

1 minute ago, Newy25 said:

If that happened Lebby or Dillingham would be my first call. 

I was going to say Will Stein 

1 minute ago, BigHornedLurker said:

Lane Kiffin is the man for the job 

He would be but I think Florida is his dream job because of him growing up a Spurrier fan

4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Pure wishcasting but I’d fuck with Oregon and make Lanning say no lol


Honestly I would rather have the next young, hungry coach not the coke addict propped up by NIL. 

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3 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

Lane Kiffin is the man for the job 

Lane and keep PK.

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1 minute ago, westexhorn said:

It's a Jimmy Sexton special guys...

Let’s see how smart cdc is. If he throws money at sark he’s a dumbass

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29 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Somebody let scarlet Johansson, Sydney Sweeney, and Mary Lou retton know I’d like to date them. 
 

I don’t see an nfl team being interested but I could be wrong as well. Maybe he’s better in the pros.  Idk. @Nicole44 you called this sort of

 

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15 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

 Lebby

fuck all the way off with that

2 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Lebby,  LMAO! 


We will not be laughing about his coaching ability after watching our game, unfortunately. 

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6 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

It's a Jimmy Sexton special guys...

Agreed. 
 

That said, it is pretty shocking how quickly some of yall think it’s going to be an easy upgrade. We’ve already seen this story play out when it goes the wrong way for all of the 2010s, and it isn’t a guarantee that anyone will be able to match the success that Sark has had. 

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1 minute ago, GabrielsHorn said:

Agreed. 
 

That said, it is pretty shocking how quickly some of yall think it’s going to be an easy upgrade. We’ve already seen this story play out when it goes the wrong way for all of the 2010s, and it isn’t a guarantee that anyone will be able to match the success that Sark has had. 

Honestly, miss me with this shit. It's not as hard with the support infrastructure that's built around the program. 

1 minute ago, Newy25 said:


We will not be laughing about his coaching ability after watching our game, unfortunately. 

Are you ok? 

 

In his defense, Russini may evoke peak Mary Lou Retton.  Present Russini >> present Retton.
 

 

2 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

How much is old man cignettis buyout? 

$96 million. 

Just now, GabrielsHorn said:

Agreed. 
 

That said, it is pretty shocking how quickly some of yall think it’s going to be an easy upgrade. We’ve already seen this story play out when it goes the wrong way for all of the 2010s, and it isn’t a guarantee that anyone will be able to match the success that Sark has had. 

It's different in the NIL area.  

Not that Texas might not still struggle, but look how NIL turned Oregon, Miami, and now Tech into whatever they are now. 

You can have a great coach that can dramatically help the smaller teams with less budget turn things around.   But if your school is a top ten NIL team, you should be competitive if you spend that money wisely. 

Just now, immamac said:

Honestly, miss me with this shit. It's not as hard with the support infrastructure that's built around the program. 

That and there's at least 5+ guys out there that could do similar or better. I'm sure one of them would take the job.

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

Honestly, miss me with this shit. It's not as hard with the support infrastructure that's built around the program. 

It shouldn’t have been as hard for the 2010’s but it was. 

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