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    Motion to substitute Sark’s Wife for South Austin’s Mom.

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#452
13 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

That’s Gold(en), C-Man! Gold(en)!!

1) They’re not willing to extend again and Sexton’s been told as much, allegedly. 

2) Sexton put out feelers but did not leak this. We’ll eventually know the truth, but some folks connected in all kinds of ways are saying it came from an NFL owner, and allegedly the one in Dallas. 

3) Sarkisian is a ticking time bomb. This was all coming to a head sooner or later. He missed 30 days of work after the playoff loss, including the first Junior Day, which was fucking stunning and no commented from the AD/football side. It is probably time to go. A loss today and some people pretty pissed off about how this has all been handled by Sarkisian’s end are going to pull out the long knives with friendly press. 

Holy shit!

#454
11 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

This is silly and you should feel bad for posting it.  By all accounts, she's been nothing but nice and good for Sark since he got here.  But keep on posting pictures you just "grabbed" off the internet that are wrong.

This is hilarious.

#455
21 minutes ago, TexasMan said:
Steve Sarkisian's agency calls an earlier report that they communicated his interest to the NFL "patently false and wildly inaccurate." https://t.co/LCND0Q5nJC

 

 

20 minutes ago, The Dog said:
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if you believe that I've gotta bridge to sell you

#456
16 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

I mean it something happens soon, you have Mack and Neal Brown hanging around that could be interim. The problem would be Flood actually calling plays, maybe you elevate Neal Brown to OC and Mack to HC and have Neal call Sarkisian's offense for 5-6 games.

This would allow Del Conte and Davis the ability to negotiate with the next coach and have that lined up, but since the rules have changed and the team can't portal until a new coach is hired, it would give the new coach all the time he needs to hopefully bring back as much of the team as possible. The list should be Kiffin and Freeman.

Neal Brown needs to be kept even further away from this team, not closer. 

#457
20 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Agreed.

She seems like a high-maintenance, pain-in-the-ass, wannabe fashionista bitch.

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#458
Just now, BlackCat said:

This is hilarious.

Sadly, he’s serious. Interesting he picked my post when clearly others are letting it all hang out. 

#460
9 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I was being facetious due to a similar comment I made the other day when the little guy decided to get upset. You know how he is ;)

This sounds totally accurate. You should quote it and then let people point and laugh. It’s either that or you’re just being your little jellyfish self and purposely constructing something in your favor out of context. That’s kind of your thing here. 

#461
Just now, Rimbo said:

would

She’s beautiful. Have always thought so. That’s not why the brass don’t like her, but she is stunning to me. 

#462
Just now, Rimbo said:

would

Even if you had to wear the ridiculous ensembles she dresses Sark in?

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#465
13 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

This is silly and you should feel bad for posting it.  By all accounts, she's been nothing but nice and good for Sark since he got here.  But keep on posting pictures you just "grabbed" off the internet that are wrong.

Is this sarcasm or are you serious 

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

This sounds totally accurate. You should quote it and then let people point and laugh. It’s either that or you’re just being your little jellyfish self and purposely constructing something in your favor out of context. That’s kind of your thing here. 

It’s okay little man, we know you like to feel high and mighty. 

#467
15 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Oh trust me, I know it’s not racial. Even I could tell you she looks very high maintenance. I know that after all of her instagram shit.

Yeah. That’s a whole other level the insta influencer shit. Glad I’m not a dude. Or a lesbian. Those chicks are like befriending a Mary K Lady. They always try to sell shit, it never ends. 

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#471

Imma noticed that traffic has been low since Kentucky and decided to leak it. 

#472
26 minutes ago, TexasMan said:
Steve Sarkisian's agency calls an earlier report that they communicated his interest to the NFL "patently false and wildly inaccurate." https://t.co/LCND0Q5nJC

 

"How many times do I have to tell you? I'm not gonna be the Alabama coach."

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#473
3 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Even if you had to wear the ridiculous ensembles she dresses Sark in?

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Niecy Nash’s wife wore it better at the Emmy’s I think. Different colors of suit obviously. 

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#475
2 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

So Sark didn’t show up to Moncrief for a month after the playoff loss to tOSU? What the fuck?

If this is true, CDC and anyone at this University should be owed a huge thank you by Sark for not leaking or discussing that.  I get why it's also not great for Texas, but I would think that Sark would owe them all a debt of gratitude for not making a bigger story/issue about that.

 

And by that I mean not be reaching out to the pros this week.

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#478
35 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

So who do we think is the father? 

Matthew Caldwell, obviously

#479

Just for fun ; )….. 

"I haven't heard a number yet."Ms. Terry on if Nick Saban would take the Penn State head coach job 😂

 

#480
14 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

What a clusterfuck this season has become...

wait, so running the table and making the playoffs is not happening?

#482
2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Niecy Nash’s wife wore it better at the Emmy’s I think. Different colors of suit obviously. 

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Being an old, I'm glad I don't know who the fuck Niecy Nash is

#483
5 minutes ago, BlackCat said:

Sam Hober

You,  sir,  are a man of substance. 

#484
29 minutes ago, TexasMan said:
Steve Sarkisian's agency calls an earlier report that they communicated his interest to the NFL "patently false and wildly inaccurate." https://t.co/LCND0Q5nJC

 

woof now this is big. sark is definitely pissed this leaked

#485
8 minutes ago, BlackCat said:

This is hilarious.

 

7 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Sadly, he’s serious. Interesting he picked my post when clearly others are letting it all hang out. 

 

6 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Is this sarcasm or are you serious 

It’s okay little man, we know you like to feel high and mighty. 

Sorry, did I miss a massive scandal that rocked the football world?  None of yall seem to be willing to say. 

#487

It is going to be so great when we rip Matt Rhule right out of Pedo State's hands.

#494
4 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

Just for fun ; )….. 

"I haven't heard a number yet."Ms. Terry on if Nick Saban would take the Penn State head coach job 😂

 

 

the nil / portal era killed off saban pretty damn quick. he ain't coming back 

#495
3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

 

 

Sorry, did I miss a massive scandal that rocked the football world?  None of yall seem to be willing to say. 

 

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#496
19 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

It’s as you say…”probably time to go.” 
thanks for weighing in. Some stuff I don’t have permission to post but along the lines you alluded to in both of your replies. 

If you know something, message me 🤐

#497
Just now, tx 3 putt said:

 

the nil / portal era killed off saban pretty damn quick. he ain't coming back 

He won the SEC and was in the playoffs his last year. How did this era kill him?

#498

FSU Jimbo 2.0 is basically what is happening here. Mixed in with a sprinkle of other shit. That should explain itself. 

#499
6 minutes ago, pops said:

You,  sir,  are a man of substance. 

They’re my favorite ties and they nail the burnt orange. Glad I could bring a little positivity to what is shaking out to be a really nasty day.

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