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#851

Look, I know it's going to sound like sour grapes, but Mississippi State's win today feels totally illegitimate.

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    Motion to substitute Sark’s Wife for South Austin’s Mom.

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#854

I feel like Sark tied the team’s hands behind their backs before the offseason started. It is what it is. And it sucks. I was rooting for him. 

#857
1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

I feel like Sark tied the team’s hands behind their backs before the offseason started. It is what it is. And it sucks. I was rooting for him. 

i was too but fuck him i hope he's gone by monday.

#861
Yeah if I were Steve Sarkisian I’d want to get away from this team too
I also like to run away from disasters of my own doing

 

#862

I have nothing against UT--I root for them every time they play football on a Saturday--but, if they're going to lose anyway, I selfishly hope for complete schadenfreude for entertaining purposes only. This is some premium, top notch, pure grade stuff.

#863
Just now, The Dog said:
Yeah if I were Steve Sarkisian I’d want to get away from this team too
I also like to run away from disasters of my own doing

 

Sark trying to get to the bottom of this offense. 
 

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#864

if sark was preoccupied in the offseason and mack slithering around the program again it makes perfect sense we hired akina

#866
1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

if sark was preoccupied in the offseason and mack slithering around the program again it makes perfect sense we hired akina

remember the thread, in january, saying Mack back in Austin and near the program is bad. well chickens roosting etc. 

#875
Just now, runthebone said:

Maybe she should have a baby with Niblett.

Maybe it could be triplets. The Niblett triplets has a nice ring to it.

#877
2 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Maybe she should have a baby with Niblett.

Well, I can't properly make that call, but I do know Niblett isn't making enough NIL money no matter what the amount is currently.

Just now, Im_smarter_then_you said:

What y’all haters got to say now?!!?

Niblett is getting lucky tonight? 

#879
2 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Asshole

First time here? 

My regards and assholeness are well documented and known. 

#880
37 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

if sark was preoccupied in the offseason and mack slithering around the program again it makes perfect sense we hired akina

I think mack is behind all of it

#881
3 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

First time here? 

My regards and assholeness are well documented and known. 

I would call you the biggest asshole here but I forgot south Austin’s mom likely posts here 

#884
29 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

What y’all haters got to say now?!!?

fire Sark 

#885
13 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

I guess we can put this nonsense to bed

Gonna have to be a lot more specific. 

#887
Just now, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

hopefully tennessee still thinks he is a good coach and takes him 

Bud Adams ain't walking through that door. 

#888
1 minute ago, tejas60 said:

Bud Adams ain't walking through that door. 

Fuck that guy

#889
22 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

I guess we can put this nonsense to bed

Why?  Because we went back to back weeks in OT against the bottom feeders of the conferences?   
I’m elated!  Im ecstatic for the win.  I’m also realistic.  This isn’t the Texas standard. I’ll forgive and forget but he has a lot of work to do for a while to get me to trust again. 

#890
9 minutes ago, MartyWills said:

Why?  Because we went back to back weeks in OT against the bottom feeders of the conferences?   
I’m elated!  Im ecstatic for the win.  I’m also realistic.  This isn’t the Texas standard. I’ll forgive and forget but he has a lot of work to do for a while to get me to trust again. 

Wat

#891
23 minutes ago, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

hopefully tennessee still thinks he is a good coach and takes him 

J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!!

#892
Texas coach Steve Sarkisian's response to @CJVogel_OTF's question about The Athletic's report on his NFL interest:

 

#893
29 minutes ago, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

hopefully tennessee still thinks he is a good coach and takes him 

Don't put that evil on me!

#894
1 minute ago, Topper13 said:
Texas coach Steve Sarkisian's response to @CJVogel_OTF's question about The Athletic's report on his NFL interest:

 

So it’s all true. Got it.

#895

I propagated some of the rumor shit, but more as an explanation of Sark's obvious disconnect between capability and actual execution.

I didn't advocate it as an independent reason to criticize him or demand his firing.

Still don't.  Regret it all.

#896

Unfortunately I can just imagine all the forthcoming loose bowel movements around here over the next few days.

#897
1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

Well, I can't properly make that call, but I do know Niblett isn't making enough NIL money no matter what the amount is currently.

Niblett is getting lucky tonight? 

 

1 hour ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Asshole

If that’s where he wants to put it, some coed should let him

#898
2 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Unfortunately I can just imagine all the forthcoming loose bowel movements around here over the next few days.

Given the amount of alcohol this game forced me to consume, I anticipate quite a loose bowel movement at some point soon.

#899
10 minutes ago, Topper13 said:
Texas coach Steve Sarkisian's response to @CJVogel_OTF's question about The Athletic's report on his NFL interest:

 

That is a patently weird denial. I get being pissed, but that is more of “who in my inner circle betrayed me” comment. 

8 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

I propagated some of the rumor shit, but more as an explanation of Sark's obvious disconnect between capability and actual execution.

I didn't advocate it as an independent reason to criticize him or demand his firing.

Still don't.  Regret it all.

And this is the correct approach. 

#900
5 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

That is a patently weird denial. I get being pissed, but that is more of “who in my inner circle betrayed me” comment. 

Continue with the bullshit Temu Nancy Grace. Sorry Sark and Arch ruined your day by winning the game.

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