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1) They’re not willing to extend again and Sexton’s been told as much, allegedly. 
2) Sexton put out feelers but did not leak this. We’ll eventually know the truth, but some folks connected in all kinds of ways are saying it came from an NFL owner, and allegedly the one in Dallas. 
3) Sarkisian is a ticking time bomb. This was all coming to a head sooner or later. He missed 30 days of work after the playoff loss, including the first Junior Day, which was fucking stunning and no commented from the AD/football side. It is probably time to go. A loss today and some people pretty pissed off about how this has all been handled by Sarkisian’s end are going to pull out the long knives with friendly press. 

Anyone know why he missed 30 days?
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  • South Austin
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    Motion to substitute Sark’s Wife for South Austin’s Mom.

  • Nicole44
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    Hey Michael what if hear me out…that other people have been talking and knew about Sark’s personal shit that has nothing at all to do with my BMD. My BMD just knew the actual date that loser Herm

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23 minutes ago, deech said:

If this is true, CDC and anyone at this University should be owed a huge thank you by Sark for not leaking or discussing that.  I get why it's also not great for Texas, but I would think that Sark would owe them all a debt of gratitude for not making a bigger story/issue about that.

 

And by that I mean not be reaching out to the pros this week.

There were multiple missed appearances and Sarkisian couldn’t be reached by the media for more than 30 days after the season ended. 

20 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Factually, the game was January 10.  Sark did not appear at Junior Day January 25.  Bobby B reported flu.  https://ontexasfootball.com/forums/topic/5734-note-on-junior-day/

Bobby was doing what he could to be factual - Sarkisian wasn’t around - and to pass on the only thing anyone would say for the record. 

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typo. 30, not 39.

15 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

She’s beautiful. Have always thought so. That’s not why the brass don’t like her, but she is stunning to me. 

The brass don't like her because she is "uppity". 

That was also portal season.  I'm really impressed they managed to keep it quiet.

35 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

if only saban's wife had found a house in austin all those years back 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Her interest rate would have been under 3.

Just now, immamac said:

She definitely is that. 

Uh, bro, the quotes imply a racial implication. 

1 minute ago, immamac said:

Weird that those rumors were happening before. 

Yea I first heard the L'oreal/former player thing from a connected friend last year at the MSU game....full circle

Just now, Thatguy said:

The brass don't like her because she is "uppity". 

No. It has nothing to do with her beautifulness or race or anything racial. Or uppityness. But her acting like Bill Belichick’s girlfriend on the sidelines don’t help things. The scandal she helped to cause is why they do not like her. It has been covered up sort of, it made its way to Reddit months ago when my source was going to baby shower type events. It’s very Jimbo Fisher wife at FSU. If that helps. That is why they do not like L’Oreal. 

3 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

The brass don't like her because she is "uppity". 

Gtfo of here with this bullshit. 

All I know is that I am now even more convinced that Texas is going to lose today. 

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

No. It has nothing to do with her beautifulness or race or anything racial. Or uppityness. But her acting like Bill Belichick’s girlfriend on the sidelines don’t help things. The scandal she helped to cause is why they do not like her. It has been covered up sort of, it made its way to Reddit months ago when my source was going to baby shower type events. It’s very Jimbo Fisher wife at FSU. If that helps. That is why they do not like L’Oreal. 

Seems legit 

5 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

There were multiple missed appearances and Sarkisian couldn’t be reached by the media for more than 39 days after the season ended. 

Bobby was doing what he could to be factual - Sarkisian wasn’t around - and to pass on the only thing anyone would say for the record. 

Yes.

 

(according to a 3/11/25 article he said he likes to visit NFL teams to see what they are doing in the offseason.)

 

but yeah all bad. Thanks for sharing what you do and in the way you chose to word it. 

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Just now, TexasExe14 said:

So sark was on a bender for a month and came back like everything was okay?

Haven’t you ever gone to Thailand, Mexico City, or Madrid after a depressive episode and come back, you know, happy?

 

 

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1 minute ago, TexasExe14 said:

So sark was on a bender for a month and came back like everything was okay?

Let he who is without sin….

22 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

So Sark didn’t show up to Moncrief for a month after the playoff loss to tOSU? What the fuck?

Truly mind bottling

There's Only one way to go about this. 

Nicole's "super secret insider source" must be close to the Sarkesians. Get that person inside set up with a swab kit. Swab that baby. 

Next we'll need some young hoochie ass to go to Green Bay. Set up shop. Get in good with Golden. 

When the time is right, slip him a mickey. Swab him while he's out. 

Send specimens to a genealogy lab and BOOM, evidence. 

 

I swear, this University is a fucking clown show. I'm convinced in the social media era we will never win a NC because this type of shit on this thread will always be around to fuck up the program. This happens at most big programs, look at Florida for example, but damn if we don't take the bitch ass drama to a whole new level every damn time. 

nvm

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Can we stop with the "Del Conte will do this" and "CDC will do that" ?  CDC isn't empowered to do shit on the HFBC at Texas.  That's Eltife and a cabal of BMDs driving that bus.  CDC is advisory at best and order-taker at worst if he's even on the bus.

1 minute ago, GTX Horn said:

Does make me wonder if he leaves after today if we lose. Then use the bye week to regroup. Worst case scenario for the season, but the timing of this coming out right before the bye week is interesting

I mean Vanderbilt is historically awful, but they sure as shit are not a bye this season.

Just now, GTX Horn said:

Does make me wonder if he leaves after today if we lose. Then use the bye week to regroup. Worst case scenario for the season, but the timing of this coming out right before the bye week is interesting

Why quit in the middle of a (currently) winning season when you don’t have another job? That would be some Bobby Petrino shit.

Fwiw, I heard her affairs go even further back than Golden. I heard last year it was was a former WR in the NFL. When I pressed, my source said it was Worthy. I don't know if she is a serial cheater or what.

7 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Yes.

 

(according to a 3/11/25 article he said he likes to visit NFL teams to see what they are doing in the offseason.)

 

but yeah all bad. Thanks for sharing what you do and in the way you chose to word it. 

Thanks. I meant “30”, not 39, btw. Fixed it in my post after seeing it quoted. 

6 minutes ago, TexasExe14 said:

So sark was on a bender for a month and came back like everything was okay?

Keep trying, buddy. You’ll get there eventually. 

10 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

All I know is that I am now even more convinced that Texas is going to lose today. 

I think the opposite.  This is exactly the type of scenario where we come out and randomly play best game of season LOL.  

1 hour ago, Skipper said:

This is all assuming (i) it's true and (ii) Sark had anything to do with the leak.   The latter makes absolutely zero sense.   If his goal was to leave for the NFL this year the dumbest thing he could do is leak it on gameday mid-season with entire season on the line.  There is very little chance he had anything to do with this coming out today IMO.

Well who did? No chance this would come from UT’s side. At this point, every player in that locker room has had to answer questions to their family about it. Huge distraction. This reeks of Sarkisian throwing a fit. He’s an idiot. 

 

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48 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

I heard the same last year and posted on this forum that got deleted by the mods. I have a name for the said player.

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32 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

She’s beautiful. Have always thought so. That’s not why the brass don’t like her, but she is stunning to me. 

So……would?

1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

Well who did? No chance this would come from UT’s side. At this point, every player in that locker room has had to answer questions to their family about it. Huge distraction. This reeks of Sarkisian throwing a fit. He’s an idiot. 

 

It could be leaked by a BMD who is tired of the drama 

6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Humble pie knows. 

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1 minute ago, hornbri said:

It could be leaked by a BMD who is tired of the drama 

That worked out

5 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Why quit in the middle of a (currently) winning season when you don’t have another job? That would be some Bobby Petrino shit.

i skipped ages 2-10 so if this take has already been posted apologies.....

my first thought was the mannings informed sark/cdc arch is going to portal and possibly shut it down as well and this is sexton's pre-emptive strike before that news broke

10 minutes ago, Horn of Gabriel said:

Can we stop with the "Del Conte will do this" and "CDC will do that" ?  CDC isn't empowered to do shit on the HFBC at Texas.  That's Eltife and a cabal of BMDs driving that bus.  CDC is advisory at best and order-taker at worst if he's even on the bus.

Yeah, their track record is stellar. 

If what you say is true, maybe they should be run out of town at gun point so we can actually have a football person make the football hire. Not some corrupt assholes in ill fitting suits. 

40 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

 

if you believe that I've gotta bridge to sell you

Where?  Where?  I love bridges. 

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7 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Fwiw, I heard her affairs go even further back than Golden. I heard last year it was was a former WR in the NFL. When I pressed, my source said it was Worthy. I don't know if she is a serial cheater or what.

Shit, if that’s the case, let’s get her and Wingo together to help open his game up a little 

24 minutes ago, TexasExe14 said:


Anyone know why he missed 30 days?

 

3 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

You can’t be this naive

I don’t consider it naivety to be disappointed in the decisions of a notoriously poor decision making demographic. 

27 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

It’s funny how the minute a coach struggles all the rumors about how much of a fuckup or sleezebag he is start popping up.

They were around all last year 

1 minute ago, Hermanator said:

Yeah, their track record is stellar. 

If what you say is true, maybe they should be run out of town at gun point so we can actually have a football person make the football hire. Not some corrupt assholes in ill fitting suits. 

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16 minutes ago, Horn of Gabriel said:

Can we stop with the "Del Conte will do this" and "CDC will do that" ?  CDC isn't empowered to do shit on the HFBC at Texas.  That's Eltife and a cabal of BMDs driving that bus.  CDC is advisory at best and order-taker at worst if he's even on the bus.

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31 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

The brass don't like her because she is "uppity". 

Sounds like some players were all uppity in her. I’ll see myself out. 

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Still waiting for any proof of anything yall are posting. Seriously, take a step back. Yall sound insane. 

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