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#551
16 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Fwiw, I heard her affairs go even further back than Golden. I heard last year it was was a former WR in the NFL. When I pressed, my source said it was Worthy. I don't know if she is a serial cheater or what.

Perhaps she needs to portal out….

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#553
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

do you give sark a raise to keep him ?

 

Texas believes Steve Sarkisian is very happy with his Longhorn job but with so many college and NFL openings, this sure sounds like agent movement for potential leverage and contract extensions but Sarkisian has already gotten two in five years.

 

No. He can fuck right off. 

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#556
Just now, Hagbard Celine said:

welp, the cigars should put an ultimatum to cdc: sark fires sexton as his agent

You post a lot of stupid things on this website. This is one of those. 

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#560

Sark must be reading this thread on his phone.

Sarkisian pregame ahead of Mississippi State. @ontexasfootball

 

#563
7 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Still waiting for any proof of anything yall are posting. Seriously, take a step back. Yall sound insane. 

There isn't going to be a news article out there that says "Loreal slept with x player". 

You're treating this like CR where I agree sourcing accusations is probably a little bit more important.  

The fact of the matter is a lot of people with fairly well-connected sources have heard some form of the infidelity stories going on a year now.  

This is fucking football....give it a rest.  

#568
1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

That’s Gold(en), C-Man! Gold(en)!!

1) They’re not willing to extend again and Sexton’s been told as much, allegedly. 

2) Sexton put out feelers but did not leak this. We’ll eventually know the truth, but some folks connected in all kinds of ways are saying it came from an NFL owner, and allegedly the one in Dallas. 

3) Sarkisian is a ticking time bomb. This was all coming to a head sooner or later. He missed 30 days of work after the playoff loss, including the first Junior Day, which was fucking stunning and no commented from the AD/football side. It is probably time to go. A loss today and some people pretty pissed off about how this has all been handled by Sarkisian’s end are going to pull out the long knives with friendly press. 

wut?

1 hour ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

By good for Sark you mean by cheating on him with one of his players, getting pregnant, and then attempting to cover it up?

double wut?

and bobby burton says he had the flu, like the kind of flu you get for a convenient 30 days when you're trying to quit using something? I have no idea what the 30 day disappearing act was for but i highly, HIGHLY doubt the University is complicit in hiding that fuck up unless it benefited the program. I'm not sure how we get there unless Sark asked for a quiet 30 days off to get something straight.

but what the fuck do I know I'm just a somebody.

#570
39 minutes ago, Dark Horse said:

Uh, bro, the quotes imply a racial implication. 

It's more a joke buddy. @immamac gets it. 

#571
11 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Still waiting for any proof of anything yall are posting. Seriously, take a step back. Yall sound insane. 

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#572

This is how the Sark era ends?  With a seemingly random tweet mid-morning on a gameday Saturday that proceeds to nuke everything?  I absolutely didn't have that on my bingo card. 

#573
5 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Sark must be reading this thread on his phone.

Sarkisian pregame ahead of Mississippi State. @ontexasfootball

 

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#575
43 minutes ago, Dark Horse said:

Uh, bro, the quotes imply a racial implication. 

To follow up, you should know me well enough by now to know that if I was serious I would've posted a lot more words. lol

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#576
2 hours ago, Skipper said:

Why in the world would CDC want this to leak mid-season?  Nothing about the timing of this makes any sense from our side or Sark's side.   Hell if anything it's someone with an Anti-Texas or Anti-Sark agenda.

It's a slow-developing, high-downside strategy contingent on several improbable things happening in a perfect alignment. This is textbook Sark.

#578

I'm kinda shocked that a 30 day absence happened and he wasn't fired much less no one is all over it. that wreaks of relapse hidden by all parties tbqh.

#579

People hating the Kiffin idea is wild. Hes on pace for his 7th 10 win season. Sark needs a miracle for his 3rd 10 win season this year. Kiffin has the only two 10 win seasons in FAU history and about 40% of Ole Miss'. He's done way more with less compared to Sark. 

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#580

Three things I've learned today

1) Matthew Golden knocked up Sark's wife 

2) Jerry Jones leaked today's news

3) Xavier Worthy also banged her

#581
Just now, scramblyn said:

I'm kinda shocked that a 30 day absence happened and he wasn't fired much less no one is all over it. that wreaks of relapse hidden by all parties tbqh.

Protect sark and the program

#582
Just now, 6th Street said:

Three things I've learned today

1) Matthew Golden knocked up Sark's wife 

2) Jerry Jones leaked today's news

3) Xavier Worthy also banged her

4) We can't rule out the possibility Sark got a chest tattoo in Croatia

#583
Just now, scramblyn said:

I'm kinda shocked that a 30 day absence happened and he wasn't fired much less no one is all over it. that wreaks of relapse hidden by all parties tbqh.

High preseason ranking and 1st season of Arch.  Lots of reasons for everyone to keep it quiet.  Still impressed it happened though.

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#585
Just now, 6th Street said:

Three things I've learned today

1) Matthew Golden knocked up Sark's wife 

2) Jerry Jones leaked today's news

3) Xavier Worthy also banged her

Motion to substitute Sark’s Wife for South Austin’s Mom.

#586
1 minute ago, 6th Street said:

Three things I've learned today

1) Matthew Golden knocked up Sark's wife 

2) Jerry Jones leaked today's news

3) Xavier Worthy also banged her

The Internet is a silly place

#587
18 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Still waiting for any proof of anything yall are posting. Seriously, take a step back. Yall sound insane. 

lol you don’t believe Nicole as a dependable source here???? 

#588
1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

This is silly and you should feel bad for posting it.  By all accounts, she's been nothing but nice and good for Sark since he got here.  But keep on posting pictures you just "grabbed" off the internet that are wrong.

I think you should probably consider the possibility that the person you're talking to knows things they can't repeat and is trying to give you a hint as to what the reality is.

#589
6 minutes ago, scramblyn said:

wut?

double wut?

and bobby burton says he had the flu, like the kind of flu you get for a convenient 30 days when you're trying to quit using something? I have no idea what the 30 day disappearing act was for but i highly, HIGHLY doubt the University is complicit in hiding that fuck up unless it benefited the program. I'm not sure how we get there unless Sark asked for a quiet 30 days off to get something straight.

but what the fuck do I know I'm just a somebody.

I hate to break it to you, but twice in the past, three times?,

….

#590

you'd think we learned our lesson with Beard, nah we gotta have another significant other fucking up our plans.  We suck.

#591
2 minutes ago, scramblyn said:

I'm kinda shocked that a 30 day absence happened and he wasn't fired much less no one is all over it. that wreaks of relapse hidden by all parties tbqh.

At the time we still wanted him 

#596
Just now, Dbeasy said:

I hate to break it to you, but twice in the past, three times?,

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three times a lady?

#597
3 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Three things I've learned today

1) Matthew Golden knocked up Sark's wife 

2) Jerry Jones leaked today's news

3) Xavier Worthy also banged her

I guess you can say it's pretty serious. 

#600
1 hour ago, RoyalBevo21 said:

Because the idiots that fund this program want the coach to have certain traits that have nothing to do with winning. They love a guy that sucks their dicks rather than a guy that kicks ass. 

Huh? Sarkisian has imploded all on his own. Has nothing whatsoever to do with Texas boosters. 

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