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Coaches no longer employed by their school after beating Mississippi State 

1) Billy Napier

2) Jimbo Fisher

3) Gus Malzahn

4)??????

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  • TexasMan
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  • South Austin
    South Austin

    Motion to substitute Sark’s Wife for South Austin’s Mom.

  • Nicole44
    Nicole44

    Hey Michael what if hear me out…that other people have been talking and knew about Sark’s personal shit that has nothing at all to do with my BMD. My BMD just knew the actual date that loser Herm

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Just now, Hermanator said:

Why would Manning shut it down? He can't redshirt. Might as well get experience. 

 

So he doesn’t die?

 

Does this explain why we didn't take a look at any offensive linemen in the spring portal?

12 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

I mean Sark beat OU by 17.  LOL

Rivalry game on a neutral field.

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Yes it is. 
 

But for some still cradling Sark’s Balls like South Austin’s mom does for half of Surly, The truth is inconvenient because they don’t want to accept it. 

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Jordan Scruggs mentioned how far behind Texas is for 2027 guys and that it’s not looking good 

In most organizations, a stint in rehab is a medical leave thus making it an HR issue that the organization cannot make public.

18 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Exactly! (I don’t know how much more clear I can be with my gif below given the discussion of the last 13 or so pages in this thread, btw) 

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1 minute ago, JohnnyTapia said:

Jordan Scruggs mentioned how far behind Texas is for 2027 guys and that it’s not looking good 

Seeing as how the first signing day is over a year away, I'll hold off on freaking out on 2027.

4 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

This, I have held this story back for a while now. I have made a passing comment about it a couple of weeks ago, but she definitely has been banging the players. She is a cheating hoebag. Also, the baby isnt Sark's. 

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9 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

X marks the spot

 

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8 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

I always wanted Vince and Cat to get together....you know for science.

Love Cat but the better pairing (for science?) might have been Vince and Sanya Richards,...AR swooped in on that though.

16 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

I mean Sark beat OU by 17.  LOL

Sark has never beat OU in Norman

2 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

In most organizations, a stint in rehab is a medical leave thus making it an HR issue that the organization cannot make public.

there are ways around that given that thousands of eyes are on this program.

51 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Still waiting for any proof of anything yall are posting. Seriously, take a step back. Yall sound insane. 

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5 minutes ago, deech said:

Does this explain why we didn't take a look at any offensive linemen in the spring portal?

 

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48 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Still waiting for any proof of anything yall are posting. Seriously, take a step back. Yall sound insane. 

It's the same shit every hire. 

How about acknowledging Sark and the offensive staff fucked up the portal this year. Should have brought in 1 or 2 guards and a tackle. Should have brought in a RB. 

So they fucked up for this season. How about sitting back, call it a rebuilding year to get your QB and other positions experience, then in off-season Sark and CDC meet to identify where it all fucked up. Then hit the portal hard to rectify it. 

No, first sign of adversity hits since Sark's first year in 2021 and all the dramatic dipshits start crying and making shit up. 

This fan base and this admin are football retarded. If Sark does say fuck it and leave there's zero doubt this same process will just start over with someone else. When it comes to football this university is far more aggy than anyone wants to admit. 

This was posted three days ago.

 

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So what I’m gathering is

 

Spoiler

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5 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

 

 

 

Say what’s the title of that film? 
 

It seems to fit the thread, ya know? 

2 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

It's the same shit every hire. 

How about acknowledging Sark and the offensive staff fucked up the portal this year. Should have brought in 1 or 2 guards and a tackle. Should have brought in a RB. 

So they fucked up for this season. How about sitting back, call it a rebuilding year to get your QB and other positions experience, then in off-season Sark and CDC meet to identify where it all fucked up. Then hit the portal hard to rectify it. 

No, first sign of adversity hits since Sark's first year in 2021 and all the dramatic dipshits start crying and making shit up. 

This fan base and this admin are football retarded. If Sark does say fuck it and leave there's zero doubt this same process will just start over with someone else. When it comes to football this university is far more aggy than anyone wants to admit. 

Yeah, everyone's wrong and you are right. Yup 

53 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Perhaps she needs to portal out….

yeah but in this portal you pay half your net worth to the portalling playa. Steve broke his own rule, once you hit the portal you dont come back. feel sad for the man, unless that is his kink. 

6 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

In most organizations, a stint in rehab is a medical leave thus making it an HR issue that the organization cannot make public.

They could just fire him for being drunk/high on the job without mentioning rehab.  I’m sure his contract probably has a clause based on his previous history.  If not, we have some fun lawyers…

1 hour ago, Thatguy said:

The brass don't like her because she is "uppity". 

Look at all you soft ass neggers. It's just a joke. You can tell how some of you voted. Now neg that snowflakes 🤣😂

What’s sad is people on surly spend more time shooting the messenger than they do directing their anger towards the person causing all the bullshit. I mean it’s surly. What can you expect? But still. Damn. 

7 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 

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wrong movie

Feels like we officially joined the SEC

Some of you are complaining about Sark’s wife and Belichek’s girlfriend being attention whores on social media, but in the same thread we are seeing people say “We need Lane Kiffin!!!”

 

This was four hours (allegedly) before the Ole Miss/Georgia game. 

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I thought we had a GM type and support staff?  I would think they could handle the portal without Sark.  Granted if you want to close - it probably doesn't hurt to get the recruit on the phone with the head coach.

so help me learn here did the players fuck her while playing for sark because if that's the case i got no respect for the man. shit I probably don't have respect now anyway but seems an order of magnitude worse if they are running routes in your offense while running a train on your wife. I mean I'm just saying.

Just now, Red Five said:

She meant Sark will no longer be employed here in 48 Hours. 

also the wrong movie

23 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

You get it. Props! 

Um, your gif is when Eddie says, "I want the knife........Please."  

#nothelpingyourserialkillerrumors

Just now, scramblyn said:

so help me learn here did the players fuck her while playing for sark because if that's the case i got no respect for the man. shit I probably don't have respect now anyway but seems an order of magnitude worse if they are running routes in your offense while running a train on your wife. I mean I'm just saying.

Kind of redefines Culture.

Just now, Daichee Bell said:

Um, your gif is when Eddie says, "I want the knife........Please."  

#nothelpingyourserialkillerrumors

that's not a knife, that's the sacred dagger of ajunti

 

1 minute ago, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

Some of you are complaining about Sark’s wife and Belichek’s girlfriend being attention whores on social media, but in the same thread we are seeing people say “We need Lane Kiffin!!!”

 

This was four hours (allegedly) before the Ole Miss/Georgia game. 

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Please post more pictures of the one on the left so I can confirm my interest

1 minute ago, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

Some of you are complaining about Sark’s wife and Belichek’s girlfriend being attention whores on social media, but in the same thread we are seeing people say “We need Lane Kiffin!!!”

 

This was four hours (allegedly) before the Ole Miss/Georgia game. 

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Yeah but he’s a pimp not a cuck. 

1 hour ago, DFW Horn said:

Being an old, I'm glad I don't know who the fuck Niecy Nash is

Makes at least 2 of us. 

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

What’s sad is people on surly spend more time shooting the messenger than they do directing their anger towards the person causing all the bullshit. I mean it’s surly. What can you expect? But still. Damn. 

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1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Yeah cause he is going to be coaching in the NFL next year. All the pressure is off him. 

as a fucking scout team slot receiver coach if all this shit is true.

1 hour ago, DFW Horn said:

Being an old, I'm glad I don't know who the fuck Niecy Nash is

You've never seen Reno 911 and I feel bad for you.

1 minute ago, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

Some of you are complaining about Sark’s wife and Belichek’s girlfriend being attention whores on social media, but in the same thread we are seeing people say “We need Lane Kiffin!!!”

 

This was four hours (allegedly) before the Ole Miss/Georgia game. 

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Yell for the people in the back. Lol. Let's replace Sark with Lane Coed Fucking Kiffin's bitchass. 

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