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4 minutes ago, RoyalBevo21 said:

I'm not talking about Sark. I'm talking about how the boosters like to hire a certain type of man to be the head coach. 

What do Charlie Strong, Tom Herman, and Steve Sarkisian have in common? I’m asking what you mean. 

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    Motion to substitute Sark’s Wife for South Austin’s Mom.

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    Hey Michael what if hear me out…that other people have been talking and knew about Sark’s personal shit that has nothing at all to do with my BMD. My BMD just knew the actual date that loser Herm

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3 minutes ago, immamac said:

What if sark leaked it to tell the team in the locker room this is what’s gonna happen if you guys keep sucking? 

Conversely, make there is just less "motivation" for the players this year. 

8 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I don’t care about me. I do care about the team. 
 

i didn’t write the Atlantic Article. The majority of the stuff that has been talked about online about Sark for months  is not from me. Not liking what you read bc it’s not what you want to see is a surly thing. Rather than you know, getting mad at Sark, let’s get mad at everyone else. The bloom is off the rose for most of us the past year based on things we know have happened. Accept it or not. Doesn’t make a fuck to me if people choose to believe opposite, it’s just funny people can be so blind. 

Careful. 
 

I get negged when I post stuff like this. :)

Just now, Hermanator said:

Who is everyone?

Morons on the internet making up internet rumors. Something that happens every single day in this country about damn near everything. 

One moron makes it up, then it filters to more morons. Those morons take it as truth, because morons don't care about evidence or proof, and the bullshit propagates until morons are attacking anyone that dares to question the bullshit. 

 

Let me call up Case McCoy real quick and see if he still has the Loreal/Xavier sex tapes so we can prove it to you. 

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3 minutes ago, immamac said:

What if sark leaked it to tell the team in the locker room this is what’s gonna happen if you guys keep sucking? 

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Just now, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Let me call up Case McCoy real quick and see if he still has the Loreal/Xavier sex tapes so we can prove it to you. 

Let me call up Case McCoy real quick and see if he still has the Loreal/Xavier sex tapes so we can prove it to you. 

Something so stupid you had to say it twice

1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

What do Charlie Strong, Tom Herman, and Steve Sarkisian have in common? I’m asking what you mean. 

They all have arms and legs, case closed. 

2 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

ajanti

"If you ever want to know something, post something provably false on the internet and wait to be corrected"

20 minutes ago, oh_snap said:

Please post more pictures of the one on the left so I can confirm my interest

Pretty sure that is his (Kiffin's) daughter...

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12 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Where do we sign up for the day shift or night shift?  

mcrib are now permanently on the menu in germany and luxembourg

3 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

What do Charlie Strong, Tom Herman, and Steve Sarkisian have in common? I’m asking what you mean. 

Herman is the outlier and I would say his antics are what got him fired. But the traits and talking about are basically personified by Mack Brown. Someone careful, nice, very diplomatic. Definitely not somebody that's outspoken, aggressive, or crass (think Cignetti) his type would never get hired here. 

2 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

mcrib are now permanently on the menu in germany and luxembourg

night shift approved, join us.

so was our site motto updated a few days ago as an anticipatory disclosure?

i'm kinda night shift by default since i live in california, but i might have to take a flyer on it this weekend because I've been sick and I have a 4AM start time on Monday

3 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

"If you ever want to know something, post something provably false on the internet and wait to be corrected"

I think honestly what happens is when people like a particular coach or player and things are going badly for that coach or player they have no problem throwing anyone under the bus to explain why things are going badly. When people come forward with the answers for why things are going badly and those things paint the coach or player in a bad light. the people who like that coach or player then get pissed off shoot the messenger and demand the kind of proof they didn’t care about before and will use today’s beatdown of Mississippi fucking state to scream “fuck you haters” as though it solves anything. Or changes said facts. It’s like a beyhive or Gaga’s monsters or Britney fans or Swifties. Their idol can do no wrong no matter what. 

 

8 minutes ago, BillyGoatHill said:

Pretty sure that is his (Kiffin's) daughter...

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1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

I think honestly what happens is when people like a particular coach or player and things are going badly for that coach or player they have no problem throwing anyone under the bus to explain why things are going badly. When people come forward with the answers for why things are going badly and those things paint the coach or player in a bad light. the people who like that coach or player then get pissed off shoot the messenger and demand the kind of proof they didn’t care about before and will use today’s beatdown of Mississippi fucking state to scream “fuck you haters” as though it solves anything. Or changes said facts. It’s like a beyhive or Gaga’s monsters or Britney fans or Swifties. Their idol can do no wrong no matter what. 

 

I don't think that many are suggesting bad shit isn't going down. until very recently nothing was really out in the open, shit it's barely in the open now.

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

I think honestly what happens is when people like a particular coach or player and things are going badly for that coach or player they have no problem throwing anyone under the bus to explain why things are going badly. When people come forward with the answers for why things are going badly and those things paint the coach or player in a bad light. the people who like that coach or player then get pissed off shoot the messenger and demand the kind of proof they didn’t care about before and will use today’s beatdown of Mississippi fucking state to scream “fuck you haters” as though it solves anything. Or changes said facts. It’s like a beyhive or Gaga’s monsters or Britney fans or Swifties. Their idol can do no wrong no matter what. 

 

Hey, I still like Sark. But I know how bad addiction can be, and I'm familiar with problems in one's personal life, and how GOD DAMMIT OL BLOCK FOR FUCK'S SAKE they can cause you to fall back on bad habits.

A job is a job, and you have to do what's best for the org. Too many people are depending on you.

 

22 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Nope, she's probably in the locker room giving Wingo the Loreal special. 

 

Maybe it’s Maybelline?

 

arch sacked by a former horn, state marches down and scores a td, burn it to the ground.

The thing is the Athletic writers aren’t clickbait bullshit 9.95’ers. They don’t just float a major story based one source (let’s say it’s Jerry) and pen a whole narrative around that shit or a whole message. That’s not how they roll or work. The response by Sexton is scathing and unprecedented imo bc Sark and Sexton didn’t leak it to the Atlantic. But it leaked nonetheless.  They ain’t happy. But the Atlantic didn’t get this from Reddit or reading surly. They got it from sources. They didn’t just float it for shits and giggles, or based on a rumor. 

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Just now, Nicole44 said:

The thing is the Atlantic writers aren’t clickbait bullshit 9.95’ers. They don’t just float a major story based one source (let’s say it’s Jerry) and pen a whole narrative around that shit or a whole message. That’s not how they roll or work. The response by Sexton is scathing and unprecedented imo bc Sark and Sexton didn’t leak it to the Atlantic. But it leaked nonetheless.  They ain’t happy. But the Atlantic didn’t get this from Reddit or reading surly. They got it from sources. They didn’t just float it for shits and giggles, or based on a rumor. 

It’s The Athletic…

2 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

I guess some reassurances were given 

the defense went to shit the moment they posted the sexton denial

update: this year's mass-availability of mcrib is scheduled for 11 november

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This game has the potential to suck. Welcome to Longhorn Saturdays 2025.

Just now, Nicole44 said:

The thing is the Atlantic writers aren’t clickbait bullshit 9.95’ers. They don’t just float a major story based one source (let’s say it’s Jerry) and pen a whole narrative around that shit or a whole message. That’s not how they roll or work. The response by Sexton is scathing and unprecedented imo bc Sark and Sexton didn’t leak it to the Atlantic. But it leaked nonetheless.  They ain’t happy. But the Atlantic didn’t get this from Reddit or reading surly. They got it from sources. They didn’t just float it for shits and giggles, or based on a rumor. 

only one poster is doubting it. no one is suggesting bad shit has happened and is going down in a fluid situation.

Just now, BonzoMontreaux said:

It’s The Athletic…

Sorry autocorrect keeps doing it. Will correct.

Just now, Hagbard Celine said:

the defense went to shit the moment they posted the sexton denial

update: this year's mass-availability of mcrib is scheduled for 11 november

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goddamed yankees

6 hours ago, BlackCat said:

I really like Sark. Hes done a great job for us. I admire how hes been able to bounce back from his issues. He also seems to be very well respected in coaching circles for his abilities.

If this report is true, I feel really bad for him. I hope he's doing ok and I hope this doesnt trip him up sobriety wise. 

Say what? Sark is a highly overrated play caller. Great job? No. Good job maybe.... please go Texas should keep defense coordinator and get a real offensive coordinator 

3 minutes ago, chitown bevo said:

Say what? Sark is a highly overrated play caller. Great job? No. Good job maybe.... please go Texas should keep defense coordinator and get a real offensive coordinator 

can we add don't let your wife fuck the players into the morality clause?  I mean if it happens once it can happen again.

can we add don't let your wife fuck the players into the morality clause?  I mean if it happens once it can happen again.
Curious where this rumor came from as I keep seeing it referenced
15 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

The thing is the Atlantic writers aren’t clickbait bullshit 9.95’ers. They don’t just float a major story based one source (let’s say it’s Jerry) and pen a whole narrative around that shit or a whole message. That’s not how they roll or work. The response by Sexton is scathing and unprecedented imo bc Sark and Sexton didn’t leak it to the Atlantic. But it leaked nonetheless.  They ain’t happy. But the Atlantic didn’t get this from Reddit or reading surly. They got it from sources. They didn’t just float it for shits and giggles, or based on a rumor. 

I’m a journalist. 

This source is family or a school official. That’s the only way it gets out if truly Sark or his paid representatives didn’t leak it (and judging by the statements, they did not). 

3 minutes ago, Hornin04 said:
5 minutes ago, scramblyn said:
can we add don't let your wife fuck the players into the morality clause?  I mean if it happens once it can happen again.

Curious where this rumor came from as I keep seeing it referenced

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2 minutes ago, Hornin04 said:
4 minutes ago, scramblyn said:
can we add don't let your wife fuck the players into the morality clause?  I mean if it happens once it can happen again.

Curious where this rumor came from as I keep seeing it referenced

There were some rumors between her and Worthy a while ago. Now it is her and Golden.

 

From the outside the only observable data is they announced a divorce then 8 months later had a baby.  Said baby is 6 months old and despite L'Oreal always posting on Instagram and loving attention she has yet to post a normal baby photo implying the baby isn't Sarks. 

3 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

I’m a journalist. 

This source is family or a school official. That’s the only way it gets out if truly Sark or his paid representatives didn’t leak it (and judging by the statements, they did not). 

 

Or people from the NFL. It's someone The Athletic trusts as an authoritative source. Probably more than one. Doesn't have to be solely the family or a school official. 

2 minutes ago, SL Xpress said:

 

Or people from the NFL. It's someone The Athletic trusts as an authoritative source. Probably more than one. Doesn't have to be solely the family or a school official. 

Russinis sources are from the nfl side for sure.  

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When she wasn’t dumping bodies in Texas waterways?
26 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

The thing is the Atlantic writers aren’t clickbait bullshit 9.95’ers. They don’t just float a major story based one source (let’s say it’s Jerry) and pen a whole narrative around that shit or a whole message. That’s not how they roll or work. The response by Sexton is scathing and unprecedented imo bc Sark and Sexton didn’t leak it to the Atlantic. But it leaked nonetheless.  They ain’t happy. But the Atlantic didn’t get this from Reddit or reading surly. They got it from sources. They didn’t just float it for shits and giggles, or based on a rumor. 

I don’t think the NFL stuff is what most are questioning as legitimate 

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