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3 minutes ago, Darth Tron said:

Given the amount of alcohol this game forced me to consume, I anticipate quite a loose bowel movement at some point soon.

Is it ok to re-drink that stuff?

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  • South Austin
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    Motion to substitute Sark’s Wife for South Austin’s Mom.

  • Nicole44
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    Hey Michael what if hear me out…that other people have been talking and knew about Sark’s personal shit that has nothing at all to do with my BMD. My BMD just knew the actual date that loser Herm

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7 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

That is a patently weird denial. I get being pissed, but that is more of “who in my inner circle betrayed me” comment. 

And this is the correct approach. 

Ha same thought!

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Attacked the messenger? He gone. 

I don't see a denial in there... just mad that it was reported is how that reads.

12 minutes ago, MartyWills said:

Why?  Because we went back to back weeks in OT against the bottom feeders of the conferences?   
I’m elated!  Im ecstatic for the win.  I’m also realistic.  This isn’t the Texas standard. I’ll forgive and forget but he has a lot of work to do for a while to get me to trust again. 

The reality is this team is about equal with MSU from a talent standpoint. More high-end talent, but also glaring holes (i.e. OL). It's not the standard, and yes it's on Sark, but there's no fixing it mid-season. Enjoy whatever wins we can get.

I think it's clear Sark wants out, but didn't want it getting out. But he's not getting any NFL HC offers. He either fixes things (ideal), gets "for caused" (not great but not the worst thing), or gets bought after 2-3 years of underperforming (worst case). Whatever happens, he's not walking away from $60M.

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6 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Continue with the bullshit Temu Nancy Grace. Sorry Sark and Arch ruined your day by winning the game.

I bleed orange. I care about Texas period. Sorry you can’t see the truth, not my problem. Beyond ecstatic we won while also realizing that the team is in this position because of Sark. And I do think Arch is HIM but his development has been stunted much like Ewers bc of Sark. Carryon in fantasy land. 

8 minutes ago, Earl Haffler said:

Is it ok to re-drink that stuff?

I might be more concerned about you than our football team. Holy god. 😂 

no one has done that piper pornstar meme with faceswaps in this thread. yall slacking. :) 

6 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I bleed orange. I care about Texas period. Sorry you can’t see the truth, not my problem. Beyond ecstatic we won while also realizing that the team is in this position because of Sark. And I do think Arch is HIM but his development has been stunted much like Ewers bc of Sark. Carryon in fantasy land. 

Don't mind him. He's just the literal worst poster in the history of internet message boards. 

When the offense is in a position that they have to score and let Arch sling it they are at their best.  I don’t know why Sark doesn’t  see this.  Let him play fast and loose and we’re cooking. (Because the o-line, as shitty as they are seems to understand this and perform enough to let him do it)

Just now, Red Five said:

Don't mind him. He's just the literal worst poster in the history of internet message boards. 

It’s cool. 😎 I can also be a shitty poster. I ain’t mad at him. 

I don’t get mad unless I’m near a lake. 😂 

how many Aggie QBs did Jimbo nearly kill? Trying to be both HC and OC and failing so badly at both jobs Aggie had to bite the $ridiculous millions they stupidly signed him to just to fuck off? How is Haynes King doing now that he’s around a competent OC and QB coach? Wasn’t he left for dead in aggieland under Jimbo? 

it’s not just HC cannot be both OC and HC it’s that they have zero time to spend with their QBs and then the play calling suffers and we are stuck with a stubborn asshole who thinks he can do both. 

34 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

 

but nowhere in that statement does he say it isn't true

6 minutes ago, oldalum said:

no one has done that piper pornstar meme with faceswaps in this thread. yall slacking. :) 

Bring it! This thread has potential. 
 

we have a good night crew. Day crew is boring and sucks old lady underwear 

27 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Unfortunately I can just imagine all the forthcoming loose bowel movements around here over the next few days.

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7 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Kiffin just went for a direct snap on 4th and 1 from his own 25 up 12.

Start the Fire Lane Kiffin thread.

I totally thought about posting about it but wasn't near my computer.
In his defense though, he did basically the same thing later in the game and that time it worked out well for him.

3 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

but nowhere in that statement does he say it isn't true

His agent did in very strong terms. I believe him actually, and I think someone put a hit out on him today. And I have a feeling it was personal. 

2 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

His agent did in very strong terms. I believe him actually, and I think someone put a hit out on him today. And I have a feeling it was personal. 

i gotta bridge to sell you

7 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 Day crew is boring and sucks old lady underwear 

Is that wrong?

NYT is a dogshit magazine nobody cares 

19 minutes ago, oldalum said:

no one has done that piper pornstar meme with faceswaps in this thread. yall slacking. :) 

Should I google Piper pornstar?

2 hours ago, oldalum said:

remember the thread, in january, saying Mack back in Austin and near the program is bad. well chickens roosting etc. 

I was all over it. I love what Mack did here, but he should be nowhere near the workings of our program. 

13 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

His agent did in very strong terms. I believe him actually, and I think someone put a hit out on him today. And I have a feeling it was personal. 

That statement from Sexton had some "call me" energy. 

"Any reports regarding communications on coaching opportunities with NFL teams are patently false and wildly inaccurate. Sark is solely focused on coaching the University of Texas football team," 

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5 minutes ago, F250 said:

That statement from Sexton had some "call me" energy. 

"Any reports regarding communications on coaching opportunities with NFL teams are patently false and wildly inaccurate. Sark is solely focused on coaching the University of Texas football team," 

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When anyone puts an adjective or descriptor in front of false it always makes me mistrust it. Patently false = it’s true and fuck your momma. 
 

6 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

When anyone puts an adjective or descriptor in front of false it always makes me mistrust it. Patently false = it’s true and fuck your momma. 
 

This is wildly inaccurate lol 😂 

52 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Continue with the bullshit Temu Nancy Grace. Sorry Sark and Arch ruined your day by winning the game.

Yeah it’s gonna ruin yours more since it’ll give us false hope…till next week 

4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

This is wildly inaccurate lol 😂 

That’s extra false man. 
 

whenever someone says “it’s totally true” I think what are they keeping from saying. But I’m naturally suspicious. 

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5 minutes ago, Drew said:

Yeah it’s gonna ruin yours more since it’ll give us false hope…till next week 

since Macklemore called me Temu Nancy Grace Speaking of TEMU have y’all seen these TEMU jet 🚤 boats? I’m kinda obsessed watching these videos No idea why. 😂 

 

Sark is a TEMU HC/OC combo. The last one to win shit was Jimbo. Why this won’t sink in with some is baffling. 

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1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

since Macklemore called me Temu Nancy Grace Speaking of TEMU have y’all seen these TEMU jet 🚤 boats? I’m kinda obsessed watching these videos No idea why. 😂 

 

Sark is a TEMU HC/OC combo. The last one to win shit was Jimbo. Why this won’t sink in with some is baffling. 

Helps navigate Town lake huh?

7 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

That’s extra false man. 
 

whenever someone says “it’s totally true” I think what are they keeping from saying. But I’m naturally suspicious. 

Same when someone starts a statement with "honestly". 

I recall when DKR led the Horns through three 6-4 seasons starting in 1965 after winning the 1963 MNC which was followed with a 10-1 season in 1964 defeating #1 Alabama, and there wasn’t nearly this much bellyaching.

It doesn’t matter he’s not under oath. He can lie or tell the truth neither binds him to anything. 

4 minutes ago, F250 said:

Same when someone starts a statement with "honestly". 

No offense, but you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about. 

Just now, Armybrat said:

I recall when DKR led the Horns through three 6-4 seasons starting in 1965 after winning the 1963 MNC which was followed with a 10-1 season in 1964 defeating #1 Alabama, and there wasn’t nearly this much bellyaching.

Well, most of us were not born yet.

9 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

since Macklemore called me Temu Nancy Grace Speaking of TEMU have y’all seen these TEMU jet 🚤 boats? I’m kinda obsessed watching these videos No idea why. 😂 

 

Sark is a TEMU HC/OC combo. The last one to win shit was Jimbo. Why this won’t sink in with some is baffling. 

I used to really appreciate and like both you and your posts.

Now I'm absolutely craving a TEMU boat as I'm about 1 mile from the Cumberland River.

We can't be friends anymore, but the post is accurate and sadly I'm a sucker for TEMU bullshit.

3 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

I recall when DKR led the Horns through three 6-4 seasons starting in 1965 after winning the 1963 MNC which was followed with a 10-1 season in 1964 defeating #1 Alabama, and there wasn’t nearly this much bellyaching.

Not sure you’d hear that as much listening on the radio. 

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3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Night crew is the tits! 

Truth.

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now that's a pair of great tits

 

7 minutes ago, F250 said:

Same when someone starts a statement with "honestly". 

I occasionally catch my own dumb ass saying that and always follow it up with "Because everything I've said prior was a lie". Rare it doesn't get a laugh.

1 minute ago, oh_snap said:

No offense, but you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about. 

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1 minute ago, F250 said:

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Look, if you act like an asshole based on my subjective opinion, I get to call you an asshole. As long as I say sorry first, it's completely acceptable.

4 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

I used to really appreciate and like both you and your posts.

Now I'm absolutely craving a TEMU boat as I'm about 1 mile from the Cumberland River.

We can't be friends anymore, but the post is accurate and sadly I'm a sucker for TEMU bullshit.

You need to watch all the videos. Some of these Temu speedboats cost exactly $80 and run just like this, I am obsessed. I need one. 

Just now, Nicole44 said:

You need to watch all the videos. Some of these Temu speedboats cost exactly $80 and run just like this, I am obsessed. I need one. 

You're a god damn drug peddler. You own a fucking TEMU boat company don't you? It's illegal to lie about it if I ask. 

1 minute ago, BurntEyes said:

You're a god damn drug peddler. You own a fucking TEMU boat company don't you? It's illegal to lie about it if I ask. 

I wish. Everyone I know is watching this shit going…”WTF” they look like something you’d put at a rando amusement park. 

8 hours ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

It also made zero sense for him to be drunk and high at practice at USC. 

Final straw was a speech at a high dollar donor event. He was plastered and could barely speak. Couldn't hide it anymore after that. 

13 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

I recall when DKR led the Horns through three 6-4 seasons starting in 1965 after winning the 1963 MNC which was followed with a 10-1 season in 1964 defeating #1 Alabama, and there wasn’t nearly this much bellyaching.

Man, there are about 6 smart ass comments I came up with in response but I'm letting all the softballs go cause I got respect for my elders and its actually is a CSB. 

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