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2 hours ago, scramblyn said:

I kinda can’t fucking believe it. 

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    Motion to substitute Sark’s Wife for South Austin’s Mom.

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    Hey Michael what if hear me out…that other people have been talking and knew about Sark’s personal shit that has nothing at all to do with my BMD. My BMD just knew the actual date that loser Herm

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7 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

You need to watch all the videos. Some of these Temu speedboats cost exactly $80 and run just like this, I am obsessed. I need one. 

It would be a great way to lure victims to the lake. Cuz those things are awesome. 

4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I wish. Everyone I know is watching this shit going…”WTF” they look like something you’d put at a rando amusement park. 

Yah.. and I feel confident I could pretty easily chuck one in the back of my truck. 

Take that fucker into Nashville and put a cheap or expensive water proof sound system and troll the river. 

Dammit.

Now I am required to buy one cause I feel like I just dared myself.

Sumbitch, need to put you on ignore.

2 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

It would be a great way to lure victims to the lake. Cuz those things are awesome. 

I'm not looking for victims man just drawning... 

Oh.. you were talking to @Nicole44, yeah she definitely uses her TEMU boat company and it's products draw them to their doom. 

Probably sends them videos like she posted earlier after meeting them on Tinder. 

Pro... total pro.

21 minutes ago, oh_snap said:

No offense, but you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about. 

With all due respect that is patently false.

Just now, TexasRenegade said:

With all due respect that is patently false.

I don't mean to be rude, but you're a complete fucking moron.

24 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

It doesn’t matter he’s not under oath. He can lie or tell the truth neither binds him to anything. 

That’s a cheesy reply.

From all the videos I have watched: The only drawback to TEMU speed boat is they suck up debris according to what I was watching but this black delegation of the UNC (Cajun navy) worked a fix around it, I want one so bad. 
 

Night crew rocks. Thank you @immamac we will make this grow bigger than the Urban thread. Watch. 

I don't think Russini pulled this story out of her ass.  I suspect Jimmy Sexton fed it to her on Sark’s behalf strategically during College Gameday and Big Noon Kickoff.  

7 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

I don't think Russini pulled this story out of her ass.  I suspect Jimmy Sexton fed it to her on Sark’s behalf strategically during College Gameday and Big Noon Kickoff.  

And then when CDC didn’t offer an extension sark and sexton flip

Holy shit twenty pages. I don’t have time to read twenty pages.

Can someone summarize where we’re at on this?

Thanks for all the snarky comments in advance and I look forward to reading them.

6 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Holy shit twenty pages. I don’t have time to read twenty pages.

Can someone summarize where we’re at on this?

Thanks for all the snarky comments in advance and I look forward to reading them.

Sark is a cuck and a drunk who's fallen off the wagon and been to rehab repeatedly since he's been here and the team knows it and has no respect and all want to or have fucked Loreal.

8 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Holy shit twenty pages. I don’t have time to read twenty pages.

Can someone summarize where we’re at on this?

Thanks for all the snarky comments in advance and I look forward to reading them.

The best way to summarize everything is be a 5 star WR or a star transfer WR at Texas.

5 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Sark is a cuck and a drunk who's fallen off the wagon and been to rehab repeatedly since he's been here and the team knows it and has no respect and all want to or have fucked Loreal.

And The baby isn’t his and he does want to leave for the nfl 

5 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Sark is a cuck and a drunk who's fallen off the wagon and been to rehab repeatedly since he's been here and the team knows it and has no respect and all want to or have fucked Loreal.

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Well after watching the beatdown of SECOND year HC Elko bring a team to another level Sark and the people around him need to do some deep soul searching. He cannot be both HC and OC. Aggy OC wiped the floor with what was left of BK’s fraud ass. 

33 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

I don't think Russini pulled this story out of her ass.  I suspect Jimmy Sexton fed it to her on Sark’s behalf strategically during College Gameday and Big Noon Kickoff.  

Seems like a pretty pointless/retarded strategy for someone of Sextons status.

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

Seems like a pretty pointless/retarded strategy for someone of Sextons status.

yeah and it was his, it backfired spectacularly 

Just now, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

yeah and it was his, it backfired spectacularly 

Source? Trust me bro?

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Seems like a pretty pointless/retarded strategy for someone of Sextons status.

Agree. It could have been someone from the NFL, but nobody is above just straight making shit up these days. 

4 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Seems like a pretty pointless/retarded strategy for someone of Sextons status.

Sextons status isn’t the one that’s concerning

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Well after watching the beatdown of SECOND year HC Elko bring a team to another level Sark and the people around him need to do some deep soul searching. He cannot be both HC and OC. Aggy OC wiped the floor with what was left of BK’s fraud ass. 

Sark absolutely pantsed that fat fuck last season. 

I don't understand posting stuff like this when the teams play each other every year. Elko will get his chance. 

Just now, ztejas said:

Sark absolutely pantsed that fat fuck last season. 

I don't understand posting stuff like this when the teams play each other every year. Elko will get his chance. 

This. Aggies felt the same way about Sark after we crushed them and went to our second straight semis. We’ll see how they both trend out next year.

Just now, ztejas said:

Sark absolutely pantsed that fat fuck last season. 

I don't understand posting stuff like this when the teams play each other every year. Elko will get his chance. 

That was Elko’s first year. And quite a few left the program. He’s not in year five with the Athletic writing stories about his leaving after he totally ghosted his team. Only to huddle up for the cameras and issue a fake ass denial of said article of him wanting to skip to the NFL. 
5-7 was Sark’s first year. 8-4 the second. Elko already has his ass beat. Same with 64 year old Cignetti at a basketball school. Kelly has had the same amount of time as sark. Frauds tend to show themselves loud and proud in year 4-5. 

Just now, Nicole44 said:

That was Elko’s first year. And quite a few left the program. He’s not in year five with the Athletic writing stories about his leaving after he totally ghosted his team. Only to huddle up for the cameras and issue a fake ass denial of said article of him wanting to skip to the NFL. 
5-7 was Sark’s first year. 8-4 the second. Elko already has his ass beat. Same with 64 year old Cignetti at a basketball school. Kelly has had the same amount of time as sark. Frauds tend to show themselves loud and proud in year 4-5. 

Elko hasn’t done shit yet, actually. Could happen though 

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

Elko hasn’t done shit yet, actually. Could happen though 

True. He has showed promise. So far. That’s it. Agreed. 

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4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

That was Elko’s first year. And quite a few left the program. He’s not in year five with the Athletic writing stories about his leaving after he totally ghosted his team. Only to huddle up for the cameras and issue a fake ass denial of said article of him wanting to skip to the NFL. 
5-7 was Sark’s first year. 8-4 the second. Elko already has his ass beat. Same with 64 year old Cignetti at a basketball school. Kelly has had the same amount of time as sark. Frauds tend to show themselves loud and proud in year 4-5. 

Fuck A&M 

7 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

That was Elko’s first year. And quite a few left the program. He’s not in year five with the Athletic writing stories about his leaving after he totally ghosted his team. Only to huddle up for the cameras and issue a fake ass denial of said article of him wanting to skip to the NFL. 
5-7 was Sark’s first year. 8-4 the second. Elko already has his ass beat. Same with 64 year old Cignetti at a basketball school. Kelly has had the same amount of time as sark. Frauds tend to show themselves loud and proud in year 4-5. 

Elko hasn't accomplished shit yet. 

2 hours ago, Topper13 said:

 

dear sark

we feel for you

when you make 8 figures and roll out a shit product regardless of personal problems that are partly, mostly or all true, you are left with 2 options

fix the product

or

deal with shit like this

no free passes in the new era

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apropos of nothing, about half the head coaches in the nfl call their own plays

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Elko hasn't accomplished shit yet. 

Technically neither has sark as a HC. 

31 minutes ago, scramblyn said:

And The baby isn’t his and he has no opportunities in the nfl 

Ftfy

9 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Fuck A&M 

This always. But they somehow managed to find someone who came back for their strange and also managed to find coordinators who can play to the strengths of the personnel on the field. Also, it is year 5 in the Sark era. And we are going to OT two weeks in a row. 

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2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Technically neither has sark as a HC. 

But much more than Tubba Bubba. Fuck them. 

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

This always. But they somehow managed to find someone who can back for their strange and also managed to find coordinators who can play to the strengths of the personnel on the field. Also, it is year 5 in the Sark era. And we are going to OT two weeks in a row against bottom feeders in conference 

Minor ftfy

1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

But much more than Tubba Bubba. Fuck them. 

Franklin has done a lot "more" than both.

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Just now, BurntEyes said:

Minor ftfy

It’s all good. People need to get pissed. They usually pick me to let their pissed offed mess on. It’s cool. 😎 doesn’t change the score board or the facts. I don’t care. I know I’m right. 

41 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Sark is a cuck and a drunk who's fallen off the wagon and been to rehab repeatedly since he's been here and the team knows it and has no respect and all want to or have fucked Loreal.

 

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1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

It’s all good. People need to get pissed. They usually pick me to let their pissed offed mess on. It’s cool. 😎 doesn’t change the score board or the facts. I don’t care. I know I’m right. 

Oh, for the record, I know you're fine and completely capable of defending yourself.

I also know this place is gonna struggle with a harsh reality regarding our little brother this season and their head coach. 

1 minute ago, BurntEyes said:

Oh, for the record, I know you're fine and completely capable of defending yourself.

I also know this place is gonna struggle with a harsh reality regarding our little brother this season and their head coach. 

Maybe that will be what it finally takes? This is a team who basically claimed a MNC when Queen Elizabeth was coronated. I mean…RC was a good coach he just like many of that era had zero respect for complimentary football. I ain’t an aggy fan and will never be and hope we beat their ass in November and win out from here on out but damn. It’s obvious Elko can coach. If it makes people feel better aggy didn’t choose him first. Or second. Or third. 

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Maybe that will be what it finally takes? This is a team who basically claimed a MNC when Queen Elizabeth was coronated. I mean…RC was a good coach he just like many of that era had zero respect for complimentary football. I ain’t an aggy fan and will never be and hope we beat their ass in November and win out from here on out but damn. It’s obvious Elko can coach. If it makes people feel better aggy didn’t choose him first. Or second. Or third. 

Worse than just the fact that he can coach, he can develop a QB, OL and WRs. Reed has grown by massive amounts since last season and in each game this year. 

I know, right, QB development and growth is unpossible right? 

15 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

This always. But they somehow managed to find someone who came back for their strange and also managed to find coordinators who can play to the strengths of the personnel on the field. Also, it is year 5 in the Sark era. And we are going to OT two weeks in a row. 

We'll find out this offseason if Elko went back to aggy for their strange, or if he knew from his previous experience that the other resources were there and he could win in spite of their strange. 

I think it's the latter. 

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1 minute ago, BurntEyes said:

Worse than just the fact that he can coach, he can develop a QB, OL and WRs. Reed has grown by massive amounts since last season and in each game this year. 

I know, right, QB development and growth is unpossible right? 

@BlackCatsaid it best. Sark has had now 3 stops as a HC. If his superpower is being an OC but he sucks as being a HC and delegating where does that leave us if he won’t give up doing both OC and HC duties? On top of which he didn’t “patently deny” the Athletic article. Ughhhh. 

34 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Sark absolutely pantsed that fat fuck last season. 

I don't understand posting stuff like this when the teams play each other every year. Elko will get his chance. 

They look a LOT better than we do.

2 minutes ago, Pods said:

We'll find out this offseason if Elko went back to aggy for their strange, or if he knew from his previous experience that the other resources were there and he could win in spite of their strange. 

I think it's the latter. 

You think maybe his Quaker roots will lead him back to PA? That’s a weird place too. But infinitely scarier to me. 

6 minutes ago, Pods said:

We'll find out this offseason if Elko went back to aggy for their strange, or if he knew from his previous experience that the other resources were there and he could win in spite of their strange. 

I think it's the latter. 

I agree.

I enjoyed mocking him but that mocking has been educated into dislike unfortunately. 

And.. while I mocked it, I must admit I actually kinda like his no spin, bluntly honest and direct responses to stupid as media questions.

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