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10 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

NFL HCs want nothing to do with recruiting/NIL/portal landscape. They just want to coach, that's why they are in the NFL. 

 

 

It would have to a coordinator 

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1 hour ago, USNALonghorn said:

This would explain a lot about what’s going on. He seems checked out and appears to be going through the motions. He seems overwhelmed from everything the college game requires (recruiting, portal strategy, etc.) and all of the bullshit UT media throws at him. Combine all of that with his family situation, he’s probably seeing that the grass is way greener in the NFL.

All of which reinforces the fact that Sark is a huge pussy who'll never have what it takes to win the last game of the season.

 

1 hour ago, JohnnyTapia said:

He would be but I think Florida is his dream job because of him growing up a Spurrier fan

He would have taken the job before when they chose Sunbelt Billy. Is he dream job is Bama, but it might never be open again while he's still a serious candidate. I would love him here and we could easily outbid Florida and Texas is a much better job than Florida.

1 hour ago, BigHornedLurker said:

Lane Kiffin is the man for the job 

Lane is Sark 2.0 with a better offensive mind.

He doesn't have what it takes to win the big one anymore than Sark does.

1 minute ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

Why would he let that get out now, the worst timing possible. Son of a 

yep, selfish fuck.  unlikely he gets hired and now recruiting is going to be hurt.

what a fucking dumb fuck cuck. 

1 hour ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

scarlet Johansson, Sydney Sweeney, and Mary Lou retton

Got it.  Sure.  Wat?

Just now, HtownHorn said:

He would have taken the job before when they chose Sunbelt Billy. Is he dream job is Bama, but it might never be open again while he's still a serious candidate. I would love him here and we could easily outbid Florida and Texas is a much better job than Florida.

I’m right there with you, I’d love to have Lane at Texas. He would have everything he needs/wants to be successful and we’d finally have some real damn QB development 

It’s time to move on ASAP. Fucking dick to let this get out now. Is going to directly impact recruiting..hmm wonder why a target just committed to Oregon when he leaning us not long ago. Why does this shit happen 

In no order:

Morris

Cignetti

Lanning

Fritz

mayyyybe drinkwitz

 

thats it

 

 

 

kiffin is not a national championship level coach

Lea is charlie strong riding pavias coattails, so no.

same with brent key, need more info

 

52 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

I think we can find another guy that can go 0-6 vs DeBoer, Day and Kirby

And Elk, Veggie..  dumb post is a dumb post.  

4 minutes ago, Hondo said:

Lane is Sark 2.0 with a better offensive mind.

He doesn't have what it takes to win the big one anymore than Sark does.

Yeah, but at least it will be a fun time 

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4 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

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Night crew is tanned, rested, ready.

Didn't the Titan's HC make like $3M/yr....and Sark making 10.6m/yr and has a fully guaranteed $64M through 2031.

I'm not good at math but....

Austin gets a little bit of rain in October and then the corch gets all upptity 

Just now, t_eight said:

Didn't the Titan's HC make like $3M/yr....and Sark making 10.6m/yr and has a fully guaranteed $64M through 2031.

I'm not good at math but....

This is where I'm at.  Either way, he's going to have to win today and then immediately address these rumors post game.  

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Someone in Sark's camp okayed this info coming out. That's all we need to know. 

 

 

In no order:
Morris
Cignetti
Lanning
Fritz
mayyyybe drinkwitz
 
thats it
 
 
 
kiffin is not a national championship level coach
Lea is charlie strong riding pavias coattails, so no.
same with brent key, need more info
 

Good lord.
Just now, Hank Kingsley said:

Someone in Sark's camp okayed this info coming out. That's all we need to know. 

 

 

Yup. And the timing……

1.  Russini has the bonafide sources. She doesn’t just post rumors

2. great for recruiting sark 

3.  First sign of adversity and this turkey wants to bounce?

4.  Maybe he’s more suited for the pros.  College is hard 

5. cdc call lane or Cignetti 

 

6. Mary Lou be my boo.  You got my digits

1 hour ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

He’s maybe a job away but Eric morris?

I bet our next coach is defensive background after two offensive background guys. Also the post game presser should be insane today 

He sucks at playcalling and isn’t gonna give it up. Perhaps this is best. Timing sucks, but CDC can start looking at candidates by end of year have someone lined up. 

Not great timing, bob...media absolutely running with this...

 

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Go get that fucking OC for tOSU.  The coach every program should be targeting.   Fuck an another meh HC.  

1 minute ago, taybo20 said:

He sucks at playcalling and isn’t gonna give it up. Perhaps this is best. Timing sucks, but CDC can start looking at candidates by end of year have someone lined up. 

This

Thanks for a solid tenure, Sark, but we need to start moving on Kiffin if you intend to bail on us.

53 minutes ago, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

Nope.  Not here.  Nobody here got paid.  It’s everyone else.  Just not us.  Everyone else doing good is not our fault.  It’s not our fault we sucked. 
 

Everyone else cheated.  Oh, and everyone else got calls but us because the refs sucks and hate us. 

Or, we just didn’t make good hiring decisions.  Maybe it’s that. 

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This is your proof that we pay players?  They shop at champs and macys?

The timing feels like he’s trying to get ahead of the fall of the upcoming schedule.  If so, it says a lot about what he thinks his future prospects are tied to Arch Manning.  Another possibility is he’s reacting to “murmurings” inside the athletic department & perhaps amongst the donors, perhaps he’s even heard a particular “name”  (dare I mention Saban’s wife was seemingly jokingly saying “Show me the money” on Gameday a week or so ago?), and is trying to publicize their bluff in a move to change that conversation, or perhaps demand a show of commitment in the form of further compensation.  Perhaps he’s heard the Manning’s are less than satisfied w/ the development of Arch, and are flexing whatever influence they might have.  Or perhaps he’s tired of the extremely high expectations that come w/ the Texas job.  I don’t know, but if there’s any truth to this, it’s going to be yet another turbulent Nov/Dec on the 40 acres.  Thought the program had put that behind them, but shows you just how quickly things can change if hope can no longer be sold at a big program

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10 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Someone in Sark's camp okayed this info coming out. That's all we need to know. 

 

 

This. Either Sark wants out or someone close to him is stabbing him in the back. 

I’m personally going with the latter. 

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"The moment you go in the transfer portal at the University of Texas, you're no longer coming back," Sarkisian said. "Kids go and test the waters and try to come back, we're not playing that game. If you want to go in the portal, go in the portal, and good luck to you."

CDC's day is going to be very different than he was expecting yesterday

Maybe there has already been light or maybe even heavy suggestion to him that he needs to give up playcalling duties going into next year and he doesn't like it.  That said a coach struggling this bad with HIS side of the ball making overtures toward the NFL is certainly a choice.  

4 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Go get that fucking OC for tOSU.  The coach every program should be targeting.   Fuck an another meh HC.  

Who is their OC?

Just now, Navin R. Johnson said:

Who is their OC?

Ohio State alum Brian Hartline 

I have been saying he looks checked out so this isn't surprising.  His personal life is a mess so he might think a change is best.  He also might think the pros can handle his "great" offense better.

 

Regardless,  I don't see it. Hot coaches get the calls and have to deny the rumors.  Not so hot coaches have to send out feelers. 

16 minutes ago, Gaffords said:

And Elk, Veggie..  dumb post is a dumb post.  

Those are big time coaches?  Veggies starting qbs were out in two of the losses.  You’re comparing those two to Kirby smart?  Dumb ass

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

My guess is he’s drained from college game but hey it could save us some money in a few years? Could also be behind the scenes stuff as well

I’m guessing he’s feeling the heat because people aren’t buying his bullshit. Sarkisian isn’t the genius he wants us to think he is.
 

Stop trying to bang a square leg into a round hole. 

1 minute ago, SarksJuggs said:

Ohio State alum Brian Hartline 

The issue with Hartline has always been "how much of this is Hartline, and how much of this is Day?"  Many folks have observed Day seemed way more involved in the offensive playcalling during playoffs last year post Michigan bed shitting.  

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7 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Kiffin is a poor mans Sark. Gtfo with that shit

Maybe, but at least Joey Freshwater is funny

25 minutes ago, Hondo said:

Lane is Sark 2.0 with a better offensive mind.

He doesn't have what it takes to win the big one anymore than Sark does.

Totally disagree. Give Lane this roster and we’re 6-1 at absolute worst right now. 

Dammit, Sark, I'm trying to watch ou lose as my warm-up today.  Ain't nobody got time for this.

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