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4 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

I have no idea what race you are, but you’re a terribly shitty poster. Fuck off. 

Life is vastly better when you ignore that stupid chucklefuck.

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    Motion to substitute Sark’s Wife for South Austin’s Mom.

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    Hey Michael what if hear me out…that other people have been talking and knew about Sark’s personal shit that has nothing at all to do with my BMD. My BMD just knew the actual date that loser Herm

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30 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Somehow this thread managed to be more toxic than the Quinn Ewers thread

 

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Almost like it's the same group of posters every time. 

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Color me shocked that you missed a fucking obvious point.  What does a cheating wife have to do with the husband and how does that make him a cuck?

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Do you know what a cuckold is? 
“the husband of an unfaithful wife”.

 

 

that said, i don’t  believe it.

It’s Bank’s

 

 

 

 

 

kidding

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2 hours ago, chad.ihrig said:

So we’ve determined with absolute certainty now that Neto got L’Oréal pregnant, which is why Sark refuses to play him.

Things would get worse if Sark pushed him out, so he stays on the team to keep the peace.

That’ll be $9.95, please.

Imma needs to show up at the next PC as surly’s correspondent and directly ask if Neto fucked Loreal. 

2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Imma needs to show up at the next PC as surly’s correspondent and directly ask if Neto fucked Loreal. 

Very classless. He needs to use the term “sexual intercourse.”  “Make love” is also acceptable.

Just now, South Austin said:

Very classless. He needs to use the term “sexual intercourse.”  “Make love” is also acceptable.

How about inseminated?

4 minutes ago, Earl Haffler said:

How about inseminated?

She’s not a horse, for Christ sake.

4 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Very classless. He needs to use the term “sexual intercourse.”  “Make love” is also acceptable.

I don’t know. They might not believe he’s actually from surly if he did that.

Then again, I imagine his picture is posted several places around Bellmont as a person to be on the lookout for. 

1 minute ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Holy shit this thread.

Like it’s much different than the rest of this place. Hell, we haven’t even started talking about cheese yet. 
 

Oh, did you see that Ryan Niblett won a Cheez-it award for play of the week?

12 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

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Malted Barley, Hops, Yeast, 9.0% ABV - 😋

 

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3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

She’s not a horse, for Christ sake.

Maybe HE's hung like a horse.

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How about everybody settle the fuck down?

Some of y'all are coming across like a bunch of 14 year old girls.

5 hours ago, immamac said:

This thread brought the lulz Saturday, now it's just a bit sad. 

Some of y'all need to know when the joke is over and played out. 

You new here?

:)

 

I’ll begin by saying Russini is a piece. Al Pacino she’s got a great ass gif.

 

That said, did she tak to Sexton before going public with what she heard? If not, she’d get fired at The Daily Texan. 

6 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

 

I don’t think wife fucking first round receivers is firable.  

as long as it's a first rounder, which highlights our good player development.

44 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

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Do you know what a cuckold is? 
“the husband of an unfaithful wife”.

 

 

 

 

No, it isn't. A cuck is a guy that likes to watch his wife/SO get railed by other dudes. Not just "the husband of an unfaithful wife". That's just fucking stupid. If that's the case, then probably 90% of dudes are "cucks",  because bitches be trippin. 

 

 

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2 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

No, it isn't. A cuck is a guy that likes to watch his wife/SO get railed by other dudes. Not just "the husband of an unfaithful wife". That's just fucking stupid. If that's the case, then probably 90% of dudes are "cucks",  because bitches be trippin. 

 

 

User name

 

 

 

seems like Loreal prefers sub 4.3 guys so I’m out.  I’m well above that

7 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

No, it isn't. A cuck is a guy that likes to watch his wife/SO get railed by other dudes. Not just "the husband of an unfaithful wife". That's just fucking stupid. If that's the case, then probably 90% of dudes are "cucks",  because bitches be trippin. 

 

 


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Do you know how to use a dictionary?

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/cuckold
 

cuckold

noun

cuck·old ˈkə-kəld  

-(ˌ)kōld

: a man whose wife is unfaithful

 

“Cuck” is simply slang for “cuckold”

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9 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

No, it isn't. A cuck is a guy that likes to watch his wife/SO get railed by other dudes. Not just "the husband of an unfaithful wife". That's just fucking stupid. If that's the case, then probably 90% of dudes are "cucks",  because bitches be trippin. 

 

 

speak for yourself

Ok, so sark missed a junior day? That’s what we’ve got?

Just now, Lou_Sassle said:

Bitch, do you know how to use pornhub? 

I can’t tell if you’re stupid or playing a bit.

 

cuckold LITERALLY MEANS 

“a man whose wife is unfaithful”.

 

if you are doing a bit. I apologize for my autism.

4 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

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Yes…

 

”ALSO”- IN ADDITION TO or ADDITIONALLY, LIKEWISE, IN A LIKEWISE MANNER

 

 

do you (also) want to argue the definition of the word “ALSO”?

 

 

 

Furthermore, allowing porn to define a word tells me wwwwwwaaaayyyyyy too much about your kinks. 


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1 minute ago, lilMAC25 said:

do you want to argue the definition of the word “ALSO”?

It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is. If the—if he—if 'is' means is and never has been, that is not—that is one thing.

Just now, Rimbo said:

It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is. If the—if he—if 'is' means is and never has been, that is not—that is one thing.

FUCKING CR.

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Mother fucker, I dont care what the definition USED to be in ancient days. Definitions for shit change over time. Nowadays, it means a dude that likes to watch. 

38 minutes ago, South Austin said:

She’s not a horse, for Christ sake.

Would you say “Neto, check your libido?”

2 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

Mother fucker, I dont care what the definition USED to be in ancient days. Definitions for shit change over time. Nowadays, it means a dude that likes to watch. 

Ah, so you can’t READ. 
 

 

My apologies, I’ll highlight the word carrying all the weight 

 

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5 hours ago, immamac said:

This thread brought the lulz Saturday, now it's just a bit sad. 

Some of y'all need to know when the joke is over and played out. 

"Hey Tone, did you hear that?  I asked him if he remembered his first blowjob.  He said yeah.  I said how long did it take the guy to cum"

3 hours ago, n64ra said:

No kidding. She just read it

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UT Thailand? 

5 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

Mother fucker, I dont care what the definition USED to be in ancient days. Definitions for shit change over time. Nowadays, it means a dude that likes to watch. 

AKA "The Falwell".

23 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

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seems like Loreal prefers sub 4.3 guys so I’m out.  I’m well above that

You’d break the combine record if she gave you the opportunity 

10 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Ah, so you can’t READ. 
 

 

My apologies, I’ll highlight the word carrying all the weight 

 

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You're fucking retarded and obtuse and apparently 60.

Does the time he missed have something to do with their child having to spend time in the NICU? Or does the birth not match up with the junior day timeline of the 30 day thing? 

1 minute ago, Lou_Sassle said:

You're fucking retarded and obtuse and apparently 60.

I'm a shade over 60 and even *I* understand the common use of the word "cuck", but sure, the Olde English apparently defines it as any dude whose wife or partner cheated on him.  We need to rename this site "pedantichorns".

Just now, Lou_Sassle said:

You're fucking retarded and obtuse and apparently 60.

 

 

Sorry you lost an argument to a retard, you cuckold porn enjoyer.

Just now, lilMAC25 said:

 

 

Sorry you lost an argument to a retard, you cuckold porn enjoyer.

 

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1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm a shade over 60 and even *I* understand the common use of the word "cuck", but sure, the Olde English apparently defines it as any dude whose wife or partner cheated on him.  We need to rename this site "pedantichorns".

Smacks of racism

Just now, Lou_Sassle said:

 

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Just now, lilMAC25 said:

Smacks of racism

Dang, at least go for "pedophilism".  (No idea if that's a word.)

1 minute ago, lilMAC25 said:

Smacks of racism

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Oh, look at you! Your grandchild successfully taught you how to upload a gif! Good for you! 

Just now, Lou_Sassle said:

Oh, look at you! Your grandchild successfully taught you how to upload a gif! Good for you! 

Upload? You don’t have to upload gifs, lady. Giphy tab in the upper right corner.

17 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Ah, so you can’t READ. 
 

 

My apologies, I’ll highlight the word carrying all the weight 

 

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Yeah to anyone who has watched porn you're making yourself seem pretty antiquated right now. A cuck in this day and age refers to a guy who likes to watch his wife get railed. That's how everyone uses the term. What it meant in 1855 is pretty irrelevant to today

 

8 minutes ago, Levi said:

Does the time he missed have something to do with their child having to spend time in the NICU? Or does the birth not match up with the junior day timeline of the 30 day thing? 

Good question

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