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  • TexasMan
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  • South Austin
    South Austin

    Motion to substitute Sark’s Wife for South Austin’s Mom.

  • Nicole44
    Nicole44

    Hey Michael what if hear me out…that other people have been talking and knew about Sark’s personal shit that has nothing at all to do with my BMD. My BMD just knew the actual date that loser Herm

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2 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

Oh, look at you! Your grandchild successfully taught you how to upload a gif! Good for you! 

Side Eye Reaction GIF by MOODMAN

9 minutes ago, Levi said:

Does the time he missed have something to do with their child having to spend time in the NICU? Or does the birth not match up with the junior day timeline of the 30 day thing? 

Legit question. 

1 minute ago, Cap Hooked said:

Yeah to anyone who has watched whose life is defined by porn you're making yourself seem pretty antiquated right now. A cuck in this day and age refers to a guy who likes to watch his wife get railed. That's how everyone uses the term. What it meant in 1855 is pretty irrelevant to today

FIFY.

 

It’s a term still in use by (checks calendar) 47 yr olds like me.

 

Then again, I have a reasonable vocabulary (though I’m not really well read in the classical sense)

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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Now THAT is funny. 

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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Well ain't this just the pot calling the kettle black?

Texas Junior Day: 

Texas's 2025 Junior Day took place on the weekend of 

January 25-26, 2025, with an initial round of events on January 20, 2024. The event was a significant recruiting weekend for both the 2025 and 2026 classes. Sark missed all of this. 

 

L’Oreal Sarkisian gave birth to a son in April 2025 under anesthesia in a Hospital. The beautiful boy was still waiting to be born during the Junior Day events. 
 

it’s called Google. 

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3 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

A reason to for cause his ass and save 10s of millions of dollars in buyouts. God damn you cuck lovers

Your wife fucks around on you doesn’t she/he? 

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Pipe down luh bruh you don’t want the smoke

He might want to know if his woman can smoke your pole…. 🤷🏼‍♂️ 

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Texas Junior Day: 

Texas's 2025 Junior Day took place on the weekend of 

January 25-26, 2025, with an initial round of events on January 20, 2024. The event was a significant recruiting weekend for both the 2025 and 2026 classes. 

 

L’Oreal Sarkisian gave birth to a son in April 2025 under anesthesia in a Hospital. 
 

it’s called Google. 

Legit question answered 

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Pipe down luh bruh you don’t want the smoke

The smoke from your midnight grilled cheeses? 

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Pics?

I don’t have any pics of his wife. 

Just now, Lou_Sassle said:

The smoke from your midnight grilled cheeses? 

I want a grilled cheese now. Mayo instead of butter, right?

6 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Texas Junior Day: 

Texas's 2025 Junior Day took place on the weekend of 

January 25-26, 2025, with an initial round of events on January 20, 2024. The event was a significant recruiting weekend for both the 2025 and 2026 classes. Sark missed all of this. 

 

L’Oreal Sarkisian gave birth to a son in April 2025 under anesthesia in a Hospital. The beautiful boy was still waiting to be born during the Junior Day events. 
 

it’s called Google. 

I'm old enough to remember Mack being criticized by the rabble for making too much of Junior Day.

24 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm a shade over 60 and even *I* understand the common use of the word "cuck", but sure, the Olde English apparently defines it as any dude whose wife or partner cheated on him.  We need to rename this site "pedantichorns".

same

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I'm old enough to remember Mack being criticized by the rabble for making too much of Junior Day.

Butter teeth was always killing himself recruiting man. 🧈 

27 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

You're fucking retarded and obtuse and apparently 60.

What the hell is wrong with being 60?

3 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

He might want to know if his woman can smoke your pole…. 🤷🏼‍♂️ 

So you're telling me that the definitions of words don't change over time? So when I call you gay, I'm just saying you're happy... right? Or when I call BO&W a fag, I'm just saying he's a cigarette.

27 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

Oh, look at you! Your grandchild successfully taught you how to upload a gif! Good for you! 

"Cuck" used to mean "a guy who was cheated on by his wife."

It still does, but it used to, too.

9 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

So you're telling me that the definitions of words don't change over time? So when I call you gay, I'm just saying you're happy... right? Or when I call BO&W a fag, I'm just saying he's a cigarette.

I’m quite amused that you’re arguing with Miriam-Webster here.

 

You’re saying that your porn derived definition is the ONLY definition. I’m giving you the CURRENT ONLINE defintion according to MW. (Along with a link to that definition).

 

shit, here is the CAMBRIDGE ENGLISH DICTIONARY DEFINITION

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/cuckold

 

a man whose partner has a sexual relationshipwith someone else: 


https://www.dictionary.com/browse/cuckold
 

 

take it up with those guys. 🤷🏼‍♂️ 

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1 hour ago, Lou_Sassle said:

No, it isn't. A cuck is a guy that likes to watch his wife/SO get railed by other dudes. Not just "the husband of an unfaithful wife". That's just fucking stupid. If that's the case, then probably 90% of dudes are "cucks",  because bitches be trippin. 

 

 

I did that the night before leaving for boot camp at the hotel they put you up in off 635 and 35. Dude was just there watching weird as fuck but whatever I got mine 

2 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

I’m quite amused that you’re arguing with Miriam-Webster here.

 

You’re saying that your porn derived definition is the ONLY definition. I’m giving you the CURRENT ONLINE defintion according to MW. (Along with a link to that definition).

 

shit, here is the CAMBRIDGE ENGLISH DICTIONARY DEFINITION

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/cuckold

 

a man whose partner has a sexual relationshipwith someone else: 



 

take it up with those guys. 🤷🏼‍♂️ 

The number 1 definition of "fag", according to Oxford, is "a cigarette"... is that the current definition according to everyone else in the world who isn't a 60+ old boomer that writes definitions in a British dictionary? 

Just now, Lou_Sassle said:

The number 1 definition of "fag", according to Oxford, is "a cigarette"... is that the current definition according to everyone else in the world who isn't a 60+ old boomer that writes definitions in a British dictionary? 

The world or Murica? 

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

I can’t wait until we get the fascinating topic of vacation spots for cucks. 

It's not the sad neighborhood bar?

9 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

I’m quite amused that you’re arguing with Miriam-Webster here.

 

You’re saying that your porn derived definition is the ONLY definition. I’m giving you the CURRENT ONLINE defintion according to MW. (Along with a link to that definition).

 

shit, here is the CAMBRIDGE ENGLISH DICTIONARY DEFINITION

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/cuckold

 

a man whose partner has a sexual relationshipwith someone else: 


https://www.dictionary.com/browse/cuckold
 

 

take it up with those guys. 🤷🏼‍♂️ 

I think the urban dictionary definition is much more relevant to modern day vernacular.

 

4 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

The number 1 definition of "fag", according to Oxford, is "a cigarette"... is that the current definition according to everyone else in the world who isn't a 60+ old boomer that writes definitions in a British dictionary? 

When I was 17 and visiting London my cousin's boyfriend took me out and said  he'd "stuff my mouth full of fags".  Okay. 

Ended up smoking a lot of cigarettes that night, luckily. 

Just now, Hank Kingsley said:

When I was 17 and visiting London my cousin's boyfriend took me out and said  he'd "stuff my mouth full of fags".  Okay. 

Ended up smoking a lot of cigarettes that night, luckily. 

Ok...I fucking laughed at this. 

So let's say a cuck is a man whose wife/partner has cheated on him.  Why is that used as a perjorative term?  

1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is. If the—if he—if 'is' means is and never has been, that is not—that is one thing.

Was waiting for this one 👆

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1 hour ago, lilMAC25 said:


Ice Cube What GIF

 

Do you know how to use a dictionary?

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/cuckold
 

cuckold

noun

cuck·old ˈkə-kəld  

-(ˌ)kōld

: a man whose wife is unfaithful

 

“Cuck” is simply slang for “cuckold”

He is correct, though, that the modern connotation, especially used pejoratively, is a guy that gets off on it.  Or maybe cries in the corner while jerking his lil wang.

Also, remember the cuckold is supposedly a horned beast and this is why we don't flash the Hookem in Italy.  🤘

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4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

So let's say a cuck is a man whose wife/partner has cheated on him.  Why is that used as a perjorative term?  

I think in English, it's more a descriptive term.  In many Latin cultures, it is used as an insult, especially Italy.

10 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

So let's say a cuck is a man whose wife/partner has cheated on him.  Why is that used as a perjorative term?  

Because it’s often seen as proof that a man cannot satisfy the woman he loves.

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4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

This thread is making me dumber, and I didn't think that was possible.

None of us did. 

2 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Because it’s often seen as proof that a man cannot satisfy the woman he loves.

I'll let it go at that, but it's a really stupid reason.

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'll let it go at that, but it's a really stupid reason.

I mean, I stated it that way for a reason.

 

It doesn’t ONLY apply to sexual satisfaction. Hell, I’d guess MOST affairs that married/“monogamous” women participate in start off due to lack of relational fulfillment (or perceived lack thereof relative to what the seducer is offering) as opposed to sexual satisfaction.

 

what the hell do I know though?

Why would an employer want a highly compensated employee to be distracted  and  deliberately or inadvertently release signals that they want out? Not merely about the individual, but also about future employees (such as recruits) and current employees.? Unless this was a targeted frame, Sark needs to GTFO. Weird that Sexton had to come across with the denial, not Sark. Bad look. 

3 minutes ago, El Squared said:

Why would an employer want a highly compensated employee to be distracted  and  deliberately or inadvertently release signals that they want out? Not merely about the individual, but also about future employees (such as recruits) and current employees.? Unless this was a targeted frame, Sark needs to GTFO. Weird that Sexton had to come across with the denial, not Sark. Bad look. 

Is it worth $60 million?

15 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

This thread is making me dumber, and I didn't think that was possible.

This thread makes me feel smarter.

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13 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Because it’s often seen as proof that a man cannot satisfy the woman he loves.

Maybe she just wants some strange.

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