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#1853

It’s pretty clear ctj has some access, not all access, but definitely some access. He’s also a jerkwad sometimes but that’s usually because someone he is responding too acted like an imbecile. On occasion he shares shit he knows, most of the time people take it as gospel truth. It’s usually recruiting decisions, shit like that. I find it odd that so many would dismiss very clear indications of a player being the baby daddy and an odd disappearing act coinciding with the missed junior day. He could be wrong, but he put it out there and he’s generally been considered a serious poster with some access. 

#1854
1 minute ago, scramblyn said:

It’s pretty clear ctj has some access, not all access, but definitely some access. He’s also a jerkwad sometimes but that’s usually because someone he is responding too acted like an imbecile. On occasion he shares shit he knows, most of the time people take it as gospel truth. It’s usually recruiting decisions, shit like that. I find it odd that so many would dismiss very clear indications of a player being the baby daddy and an odd disappearing act coinciding with the missed junior day. He could be wrong, but he put it out there and he’s generally been considered a serious poster with some access. 

Nice try, ctj

#1857
Just now, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

we need to get to the real bottom of this.  where the fuck is the squid!?!

 

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#1862

1) Every College Head Coach (not 80 y/o) wants to be an NFL head coach. Duh.
2) Ya'll need to keep L'Oreal and her baby's name out of your posts. 
3) Hook 'em

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#1865
26 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

Hello Mr. Golden 

Golden's coverup is exactly why Kiffen will head to Floridia.  

#1867
8 minutes ago, UTHornFan014 said:

What if Sark missed Junior Day cause he had Golden's baby? 

What if he missed it because he felt he deserved 30 fucking days of vacation.

#1869
2 hours ago, mdmost said:

Hagbard and Nicole should partner up and send a demand letter to Sark asking him to respond to all the charges they've laid out.

fuck the fuck out of here

i have made no accusations

neither has cole

recounting and reposting factual evidence does not equal "accusations"

#1870
1 hour ago, ATXbronco said:

1) Every College Head Coach (not 80 y/o) wants to be an NFL head coach. Duh.
2) Ya'll need to keep L'Oreal and her baby's name out of your posts. 
3) Hook 'em

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accusation: they scissor

#1871
3 hours ago, David Dennison said:

It sounds like a bunch of internet drama queens are upset with a season that isn't meeting expectations.

Mixed with Jungian levels of projection

#1872
3 hours ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

So Golden creampied L’Oreal in July 2024? 

I was under the impression this was Worthy’s kid. 

#1875
6 hours ago, ATXbronco said:

1) Every College Head Coach (not 80 y/o) wants to be an NFL head coach. Duh.
2) Ya'll need to keep L'Oreal and her baby's name out of your posts. 
3) Hook 'em

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Chicks always look at the camera and never at the mirror. 

#1876
2 hours ago, MrBig said:

I was under the impression this was Worthy’s kid. 

It’s the monkey’s 

 

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#1877
7 hours ago, David Dennison said:

I think that's Alpha.

@Scholz 

Tryin to aura farm with chopped 6-7 memes?

No rizz. Total cringe

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#1878
9 hours ago, Rimbo said:

This. This right here. THIS IS WHAT BUGS ME. 

I don't care if Sark is cucked or fucked; what I care about is that he's been AWOL from the job for long stretches. It's starting to sound like his USC tenure all over again, but with better assistant coaches to cover for his bullshit.

Wait, now we're on long stretches plural?  First it was 30 days, then it was 39, and now it's plural?

And, as to people in high-stress high-time-commitment jobs, there's a notion that you take "vacation," when you can.

#1879
13 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Wait, now we're on long stretches plural?  First it was 30 days, then it was 39, and now it's plural?

And, as to people in high-stress high-time-commitment jobs, there's a notion that you take "vacation," when you can.

The 30 day is one instance. There are other instances. 

#1880
6 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

fuck the fuck out of here

i have made no accusations

neither has cole

recounting and reposting factual evidence does not equal "accusations"

It’s just the usual suspects making excuses to play contrarian. They’ll be the same ones Monday morning quarterbacking (after he’s eventually shitcanned) saying they knew this was coming, why are people surprised, he’s an addict, etc.

The guy is getting paid tens of thousands of dollars every day to simply show up. If he disappears during a critical time, that’s a fucking problem/red flag- especially considering someone with his track record. 
 

Personally, I like Sark a lot and identify with a lot of his checkered past and his redemption story. I just don’t know if Texas is the right place for him to succeed long term as a HC.

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#1881

It appears he's in over his head and some demons are coming out.  Coaching is hard.  Winning is hard, and we ought not besmirch a man clearly "going through some things."  I suggest he be allowed to finish out the year, and then have a candid meeting with his boss.  The two of them can decide together the right next steps.

And I hope people are looking out for his mental health.  He might be in a VERY dark place right now.  

#1882
25 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

I just don’t know if Texas is the right place for him to succeed long term as a HC.

This was my thought from the day his hire was announced. For someone with his known issues, a job like this is arguably the worst possible choice.

#1885
Just now, BabaYaga said:

He reads Surly?

I was trying to come up with a similar line, but this is much better than whatever I was planning.

 

 

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29 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

It’s just the usual suspects making excuses to play contrarian. They’ll be the same ones Monday morning quarterbacking (after he’s eventually shitcanned) saying they knew this was coming, why are people surprised, he’s an addict, etc.

The guy is getting paid tens of thousands of dollars every day to simply show up. If he disappears during a critical time, that’s a fucking problem/red flag- especially considering someone with his track record. 
 

Personally, I like Sark a lot and identify with a lot of his checkered past and his redemption story. I just don’t know if Texas is the right place for him to succeed long term as a HC.

I hope like crazy he proves everyone wrong. That would be amazing.

#1887
1 hour ago, Dnaguy said:

@Scholz 

Tryin to aura farm with chopped 6-7 memes?

No rizz. Total cringe

It was fire. No cap.

#1889
11 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Female Insight: I have never cheated. I know women who have. With the exception of one woman who still simply cannot commit to anyone (she particularly enjoys taken men and promptly dumps them once she gets them) the other women I know who have cheated did so bc their partner wasn’t satisfying them emotionally. Their partner was never emotionally available. It wasn’t just “I’m getting ignored so I’m cheating” it was more “I have tried multiple times to get this person to put me above their dry cleaning and failed…” 

 

It doesn’t make it right to cheat (break up if you are below their dry cleaning on their list of priorities) unless you are swingers and up front about it. Just my opinion. 
most women cheat because the emotional attachment is being thwarted by their partner. 

You know the rules. 

#1892
2 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Has Tyreek Hill entered the conversation? He is a usual suspect in most situations like this

Matthew Golden was the love child of Tyreek Hill and Loreal? Jesus. 

#1897
11 hours ago, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

we need to get to the real bottom of this.  where the fuck is the squid!?!

 

Look they figured it all out in the Arch thread. It’s a takedown of our football program by Warby Parker and Parker Livingstone is their inside man to make it all happen. 
 

basically you know anything BUT the most likely explanation: every stop Sark has been to prior to Texas there were absences and other crazy shit. People won’t accept that it’s happening here so we gotta think outside the box and come up with other ideas as to why this season sucks that don’t involve him. Warby Parker makes the most sense. 

#1899
1 hour ago, TejasPedro said:

Has Tyreek Hill entered the conversation? He is a usual suspect in most situations like this

Gary Johnson has had three kids born since this thread started. He skeeted twice while I typed this post. 

#1900

I know there was some confusion about whether or not Sark was present for Junior Day. I can keep digging for more evidence he was not present for any of the Junior day festivities if the below doesn’t suffice. Or if you don’t trust the “source” and need another “source.”

so that’s been cleared up. He was a no show. A flu being the explanation. 

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