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From #1 in August to this.  What a year.  Kiffin has had better offenses than Sark.

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  • South Austin
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    Motion to substitute Sark’s Wife for South Austin’s Mom.

  • Nicole44
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    Hey Michael what if hear me out…that other people have been talking and knew about Sark’s personal shit that has nothing at all to do with my BMD. My BMD just knew the actual date that loser Herm

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Just great. Who's gonna buy all these fucking white sweater vests now?  

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3 minutes ago, My display name said:

If anyone had this on their bingo card for the year, please send me stock tips! This whole fucking year is crazy.

Well, I think that... um... well what I'm trying to say is... um.... Hey man, who's your avatar? 

1 minute ago, ITHorn said:

Totally disagree. Give Lane this roster and we’re 6-1 at absolute worst right now. 

...and who has done better in the portal than Kiffin? To backwoods Ole Miss, no less

Just now, NAVY said:

Just great. Who's gonna buy all these fucking white sweater vests now?  

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The Atlantic?

Damn. The New Yorker and Harper's beaten to the scoop again.

This is pussy shit from Sark. Letting this out in the middle of the season is a huge distraction.

 

Imagine wanting to go coach the fuckin Tennessee Titans instead of being the HC at a university like Texas. Then again, they'd probably be the only ones dumb enough to hire an "offensive genius" that has put out one of the worst offenses in the country this year.

4 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

I’d be on board with that 

I highly doubt he leaves 

Just now, Pam Cummings said:

This is pussy shit from Sark. Letting this out in the middle of the season is a huge distraction.

 

Imagine wanting to go coach the fuckin Tennessee Titans instead of being the HC at a university like Texas. Then again, they'd probably be the only ones dumb enough to hire an "offensive genius" that has put out one of the worst offenses in the country this year.

Well, they hired Jeff Fisher and went with him for years.

23 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

This is where I'm at.  Either way, he's going to have to win today and then immediately address these rumors post game.  

And he would have to pay $10M to get out of his current contract.

 

12 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

The issue with Hartline has always been "how much of this is Hartline, and how much of this is Day?"  Many folks have observed Day seemed way more involved in the offensive playcalling during playoffs last year post Michigan bed shitting.  

Hartline wasn’t their OC last year. 

1.  We all know Sark is going to deny it until he's announced as the head coach somewhere else.  Plus, he needs to keep his buy out in tact.  

2.  The timing makes perfect sense.  He believes that he and his crew rebuilt Texas.  He's gotten us to two playoff semifinals and now he is being asked whether he should continue to call plays?  Fucking Texas and their fanbases unrealistic expectations. 

3.   The Oline isn't going to be fixed in the remaining games.  Even if NIL goes hog wild, it's hard to rebuild an offensive line in one offseason.  So express interest now or wait until after Texas loses four of the next five or possibly misses a bowl if they lose today.  Come back next year with Arch looking poor or jump ship now to greener pastures?  How great are his options if Texas say wins two more games this year and comes back next year and goes 7-5?

He'd get fired at Tennessee within 3 years, but he might see it as the best way out of the situation he's in.

5 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

This is pussy shit from Sark. Letting this out in the middle of the season is a huge distraction.

 

Imagine wanting to go coach the fuckin Tennessee Titans instead of being the HC at a university like Texas. Then again, they'd probably be the only ones dumb enough to hire an "offensive genius" that has put out one of the worst offenses in the country this year.

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6 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

This is pussy shit from Sark. Letting this out in the middle of the season is a huge distraction.

 

Imagine wanting to go coach the fuckin Tennessee Titans instead of being the HC at a university like Texas. Then again, they'd probably be the only ones dumb enough to hire an "offensive genius" that has put out one of the worst offenses in the country this year.

On a Saturday game day no less. When I see a story like this, I ask who wanted this story leaked and why. The who is obviously Sark err "his reps." So why?

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1 minute ago, immamac said:

One is a season thread, one is a sark performance thread and this is a rumor about him leaving. They are not even remotely the same topic. 

Not the same topic but two of the threads especially are the same information and discussion today. Everyone wants to be the first to post. 

5 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

This is pussy shit from Sark. Letting this out in the middle of the season is a huge distraction.

 

Imagine wanting to go coach the fuckin Tennessee Titans instead of being the HC at a university like Texas. Then again, they'd probably be the only ones dumb enough to hire an "offensive genius" that has put out one of the worst offenses in the country this year.

Titans have an opening.  Dolphins and Cardinals likely become available this year.  Perhaps others.  He'll have options if he wants to go to the NFL.  Likely has 8 figures stashed away already.  If someone is truly miserable in their job, they'll take far less to go elsewhere.

 

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Id also entertain Elko for the lulz

So, a total flipflop on the sartorial side?

13 minutes ago, ITHorn said:

Totally disagree. Give Lane this roster and we’re 6-1 at absolute worst right now. 

This does not contradict this

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Lane is Sark 2.0 with a better offensive mind.

He doesn't have what it takes to win the big one anymore than Sark does.

 

20 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Fire up the flight trackers and drapery experts!

 

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*Gameday was in Nashville today *

 

I'm sure NFL GMs saw that 8 first down, 179 yard masterpiece and thought, yup that's exactly what we're looking for. 

Don’t get them that much credit. Look at the retreads they have. They dumb
Just now, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Is the contract structured to where behavioral issues would negate a buyout?

one would hope given his past.  

2 hours ago, Newy25 said:

If that happened Lebby or Dillingham would be my first call. 

jeff lebby the sooner meathead ? that aint royal. 

1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Well, expect to run on all our recruits. What a dickhead right in the middle of the season for Sarks “representatives to put this in the media. Fuck this loser. Get the fuck away from this organization you cancer ass bitch now it’s gonna be nothing but a distraction on both recruiting and are already dismal. Fucking failure of a season.

Yup. Dude is a massive piece of shit for this. I’d fire him now if I was CDC. 

Looks like I picked a good year to check out on Texas football. 

Just now, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

or at a minimum his family turned against sark 

 

sark had 3 years / plenty of ut $$$ / portal / nil to build a team around arch and this is what he came up with ?

27 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Those are big time coaches?  Veggies starting qbs were out in two of the losses.  You’re comparing those two to Kirby smart?  Dumb ass

There is a dumbass here. And it isn't me.  You act like the strong and Herman years never happened.  Go fuck yourself 

1 hour ago, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

He would still be making millions.  It won’t affect his quality of life or retirement plans. 

I could conjure a scenario where getting out of the Arch quagmire and getting away from his personal/marital problems means he's willing to do about anything to gtfo with some dignity intact.

On the other hand, as a recovering alky I think he knows that geographical solutions are no solution at all.  He's even tried one before.

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

 

sark had 3 years / plenty of ut $$$ / portal / nil to build a team around arch and this is what he came up with ?

Arch seems to be the issue

4 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Is the contract structured to where behavioral issues would negate a buyout?

No, he's actually required to show up to work drunk.

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He's like Fun Bobby in that when he stops drinking, his offense grinds to a halt.

Just now, Gaffords said:

There is a dumbass here. And it isn't me.  You act like the strong and Herman years never happened.  Go fuck yourself 

Do yourself a favor and don’t pull up tom herman, Charlie strong, and sarks career coaching record.  If you happen to be related to SARK then I get the anger

6 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:


Don’t get them that much credit. Look at the retreads they have. They dumb

Plus, the Titans employed fuckin' Jeff Fisher for 15+ years. The Adams Family...

the wheels have fallen off this train. cdc needs to step in 

this program could be taking a step back 

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