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19 hours ago, David Dennison said:

JFC

Someone didn't get invited to the frat house.

19 hours ago, Hookem10 said:

I’m not a trust the coaches guy but how do they teach experience. We have a bunch of young new starters and older new starters that still need experience. We may not be the best at certain positions but we are definitely not the worst. If you want to say our coaches are shit for development and evaluation because we’re only 6-2 and not undefeated that’s cool. A lot of coaching staffs around the country are much worse if that’s the baseline. 

I was referring to the specific position groups I mentioned.

16 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Can someone summarize the past few pages of bullshit please? Reading the past 200 posts is like reading a thread full of my dumbass thoughts

Sark is drunk right now. Unless he's not. I don't know. Want a beer?

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2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Legit question:  how much of Herman's firing do y'all think was related to performance and how much was related to behavior?

Herman was an unlikable prick with a smoking hot crazy wife who participated in doing blow off stripper titties. Being disliked gave Herman no breathing room when it came to losing. He was unpolished and looked like a doofus. The sledgehammer incident, the double bird to the LHN cameras during recruiting day and the Drew Lock backpack thing made him look like an unpolished moron who couldn’t lick the butter off Mack’s teeth. 

The Eyes of Texas controversy where Herman said he wouldn’t force the players to sing it seemed to be the final straw, especially after Sam was pictured on the field by himself during the song. The way Herman circled the drain at FAU would’ve eventually happened here, but I don’t think Herman would’ve ever let us have such an absolute dogshit O-line like the one we have in Year 5 of Sark. I still don’t understand how Herman recruited lion-hearted guys like Rojo, Bijan and JWhitt despite being a gigantic asshole who couldn’t shut up about being in Mensa. 

1 hour ago, FloridaHorn said:

Did you have a stroke while typing this?

If he was typing with one hand it would make a lot more sense. No way I could get a boner while reading this abomination of a thread tho. 

18 hours ago, Rimbo said:

If Sark had his shit together, we WOULD be 8-0.

the only way we’re 8-0 is if sark had the balls to start matt money caldwell from snap one.

21 minutes ago, MrBig said:

but I don’t think Herman would’ve ever let us have such an absolute dogshit O-line like the one we have in Year 5 of Sark. 

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Herman will be at U of H this week for the ten year (2015 team) reunion. Fritz encouraged him being there. According to a variety of sports articles I just read. 
 

Herman is…(checks notes)…doing nothing right now after flaming out spectacularly at Florida Atlantic and being fired. Yes. He was on a damn nice trajectory when we hired him. Yes he was the hot coach candidate at that time. 
 

I always look to see where HC’s wind up after leaving here (fired or not.) Had we not fired him and kept him another year, he would have given everyone (not in the know about the personal crazy) a reason for his being righteously fired down the road.


Bottom line: he was going to get shitcanned whether it was the year we did it or soon down the road. And he ain’t doing dick now. 
 

I say the above because, still to this very day, there are curiously some people still who believe  Texas should not  have fired him when we did. These people continually question why, they need more information. The crazy personal shit should be enough. He did deserve it. He absolutely would not be our HC right now if we hadn’t fired him when we did. And he’s so sought after getting shitcanned from FAU that He’s doing absolutely nothing now. Other than an appearance at a ten year reunion for a team that catapulted him to the HC of UT. 

3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Legit question:  how much of Herman's firing do y'all think was related to performance and how much was related to behavior?

As others have said, when you're that completely despised your margin for error becomes much, much thinner. So, guess you could say it was a little Column A and a little Column B.

 

3 hours ago, Pancho said:

Either we are the only institution that has a “wives problem” or other schools keep that shit in-house pretty well (or they don’t have them).

- Herman’s wife

- Beard’s whatever the fuck she is and her antics

- Loreal

 

 

Jesus Christ

The easy answer is we have too many uber-wealthy alums, who like sports (especially football) and they're rarely all aligned. Other programs might have one or two monster swinging dicks that call the shots. We have dozens probably at that level and they're not afraid of rattling sabers to get closer to their preferred outcomes.

1 hour ago, William Bludworth said:

Saban and Freshwater are actual friends. I was listening to Theo Von and Freshwater and he said Saban is a hard ass, but after the season he invited he and his (now ex-wife) and kids over for the holidays, and how he as a person is the kindest man, and the love he has for his grandchildren was something special. He said watching him play with them, building Legos, coloring, playing cars, etc was a side people would never believe until they saw it. He says he's a hard ass because he's a perfectionist, but after he's done chewing your ass on the field after the game, he'll tell you why. He won't apologize, but he will explain to you why he didn't like this or that play call, etc. He said he never throws any of the coaches under the bus and always accepts responsibility. He said he loves him and his kids see him as a grandfather. They still keep in touch. 

 

1 hour ago, William Bludworth said:

What? He's fucking hilarious. And yeah, I realized my phone added an extra 'N', so my bad on that. If you don't like Theo, cool, but he cracks me up. 

Anyway, it wss a great interview, and it wasn't like typical sophmoric humor ones, either. Dude is a huge CFB fan and went to LSU, so him talking to Kiffin was great. Plus hearing Kiffin actually converse outside of coach speak bullshit was nice to hear. He seems like a genuinely good dude.  

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9 minutes ago, MrBig said:

Herman was an unlikable prick with a smoking hot crazy wife who participated in doing blow off stripper titties. Being disliked gave Herman no breathing room when it came to losing. He was unpolished and looked like a doofus. The sledgehammer incident, the double bird to the LHN cameras during recruiting day and the Drew Lock backpack thing made him look like an unpolished moron who couldn’t lick the butter off Mack’s teeth. 

The Eyes of Texas controversy where Herman said he wouldn’t force the players to sing it seemed to be the final straw, especially after Sam was pictured on the field by himself during the song. The way Herman circled the drain at FAU would’ve eventually happened here, but I don’t think Herman would’ve ever let us have such an absolute dogshit O-line like the one we have in Year 5 of Sark. I still don’t understand how Herman recruited lion-hearted guys like Rojo, Bijan and JWhitt despite being a gigantic asshole who couldn’t shut up about being in Mensa. 

I don't recall the line being all that stellar under Herman.

6 minutes ago, C-Man said:

As others have said, when you're that completely despised your margin for error becomes much, much thinner. So, guess you could say it was a little Column A and a little Column B.

 

The easy answer is we have too many uber-wealthy alums, who like sports (especially football) and they're rarely all aligned. Other programs might have one or two monster swinging dicks that call the shots. We have dozens probably at that level and they're not afraid of rattling sabers to get closer to their preferred outcomes.

 

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I don't recall the line being all that stellar under Herman.

You recall correctly, it was piss. The bad teammate colored piss. 

9 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I don't recall the line being all that stellar under Herman.

It wasn't, that's why Sam often had to play hero ball and got the shit knocked out of him semi-regularly.

2 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

You recall correctly, it was piss. The bad teammate colored piss. 

Ehlinger's ability made the line look better than it was. I looked it up. We had two offensive linemen get drafted from the Herman era -- Sam Cosmi and Christian Jones.

26 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Herman will be at U of H this week for the ten year (2015 team) reunion. Fritz encouraged him being there. According to a variety of sports articles I just read. 
 

Herman is…(checks notes)…doing nothing right now after flaming out spectacularly at Florida Atlantic and being fired. Yes. He was on a damn nice trajectory when we hired him. Yes he was the hot coach candidate at that time. 
 

I always look to see where HC’s wind up after leaving here (fired or not.) Had we not fired him and kept him another year, he would have given everyone (not in the know about the personal crazy) a reason for his being righteously fired down the road.


Bottom line: he was going to get shitcanned whether it was the year we did it or soon down the road. And he ain’t doing dick now. 
 

I say the above because, still to this very day, there are curiously some people still who believe  Texas should not  have fired him when we did. These people continually question why, they need more information. The crazy personal shit should be enough. He did deserve it. He absolutely would not be our HC right now if we hadn’t fired him when we did. And he’s so sought after getting shitcanned from FAU that He’s doing absolutely nothing now. Other than an appearance at a ten year reunion for a team that catapulted him to the HC of UT. 

Some of us think he lasted too long. 

25 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I don't recall the line being all that stellar under Herman.

The OL was dogshit under Herman too, but it was more solid sun dried chunks while Sark’s OL is cold slippery diarrhea with dudes rolling around each other all over the floor. 

4 hours ago, Pancho said:

Either we are the only institution that has a “wives problem” or other schools keep that shit in-house pretty well (or they don’t have them).

- Herman’s wife

- Beard’s whatever the fuck she is and her antics

- Loreal

 

 

Jesus Christ

 

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6 hours ago, Zeus said:

did you watch the game?

Florida sliced through them at collie station the first drive

Then aggy threw a bomb and completed it and took the momentum, but it was 14-14 at the end of the first quarter.

Florida's defense couldn't keep their energy high on the road after giving up those big plays.

 

It was 17-21 when Reed though an interception in the 4th quarter....

 

Then the next drive sun belt billy went for it on 4th and 6 on the 50 yard line like a fucking rube.

 

 

And Aggy stopped them.

 

what did Sark’s team do?

 

get fucking wrecked repeatedly.

 

your trying to gloss over that is… delusional

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

Herman will be at U of H this week for the ten year (2015 team) reunion. Fritz encouraged him being there. According to a variety of sports articles I just read. 
 

Herman is…(checks notes)…doing nothing right now after flaming out spectacularly at Florida Atlantic and being fired. Yes. He was on a damn nice trajectory when we hired him. Yes he was the hot coach candidate at that time. 
 

I always look to see where HC’s wind up after leaving here (fired or not.) Had we not fired him and kept him another year, he would have given everyone (not in the know about the personal crazy) a reason for his being righteously fired down the road.


Bottom line: he was going to get shitcanned whether it was the year we did it or soon down the road. And he ain’t doing dick now. 
 

I say the above because, still to this very day, there are curiously some people still who believe  Texas should not  have fired him when we did. These people continually question why, they need more information. The crazy personal shit should be enough. He did deserve it. He absolutely would not be our HC right now if we hadn’t fired him when we did. And he’s so sought after getting shitcanned from FAU that He’s doing absolutely nothing now. Other than an appearance at a ten year reunion for a team that catapulted him to the HC of UT. 

Nah. He needed firing due to the downward trajectory of recruiting.

 

also, I think admin and big $$ thought they had a real chance at Urban Meyer (and then the Jags called).

5 hours ago, Pancho said:

Either we are the only institution that has a “wives problem” or other schools keep that shit in-house pretty well (or they don’t have them).

- Herman’s wife

- Beard’s whatever the fuck she is and her antics

- Loreal

 

 

Jesus Christ

 

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7 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

moment Michelle tried to open the door of an airplane mid flight while screaming remember the Alamo Bowl, tom was done

FIFY

7 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

We have people standing up for Tom freaking Herman now?  We’ve reached peak offseason in the middle of the season somehow..  

Tom Herman was an asswipe but he was a much better gameday coach than Sark. 

That is, uh, not good. 

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8 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Tom Herman was an asswipe but he was a much better gameday coach than Sark. 

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11 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Tom Herman was an asswipe but he was a much better gameday coach than Sark. 

That is, uh, not good. 

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8 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

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Bijan on the bench. Elite game day coaching!

12 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

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I assume he meant if you excuse the inexcusable losses 

9 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Damn right.  Ass man through and through, I make no apologies.

Damnit. I should change my hame to Donkey Show Lurker.

Wow. I can't believe I made it to the end of this thread for the day. I can't wait to see 54 new pages by 8am. 

This thread has caused me to tap out on reading this evening. That's enough internet for the day. 

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53 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Tom Herman was an asswipe but he was a much better gameday coach than Sark. 

That is, uh, not good. 

Who else could have coached a team to a half a hundred yards against Arkansas

Isn’t it possible, given the language of the SENTENCE (stop calling it a story or article) that an NFL person reached out to Sexton to just see if there was any possibility of being open to further communications about a possible job opening? Sexton said “of course we aren’t saying 100% no at this time“.

That scenario could be true and still account for the language used by the reporter.

I only point this out because I keep seeing references to this whole shit just taking it as fact that SARK “put feelers out”, etc.

57 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Tom Herman was an asswipe but he was a much better gameday coach than Sark. 

That is, uh, not good. 

 

3 minutes ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

Who else could have coached a team to a half a hundred yards against Arkansas

Uh. Charlie Strong?

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

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this fuckin site.  just about everyone posting here stumbles over themselves to post how fucking shitty sark is as a playcaller and game manager and that he’s an egotistic fuckwit for not hiring a coordinator.  can we can at least agree that on gameday they were comparable.  herman also beat georgia which sark has shown himself to be incapable of. 

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12 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Kind of you to leave out Ingram dropping a wide open well schemed td pass opening drive vs LSU

 

Glad Herm is gone but he was 7-3 his last year with a bowl win.  He just happened to be an asshole

 

Perhaps the biggest asshole in football, which would put him high in the running for biggest asshole worldwide.

9 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

We have people standing up for Tom freaking Herman now?  We’ve reached peak offseason in the middle of the season somehow..  

You think it can't get worse?   Stand by:

 

6 hours ago, William Bludworth said:

I was listening to Theo Von  

 

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14 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Well they didn’t want to be there

And our mascot scared the living piss out of their mascot and set the tone. 

4 hours ago, C-Man said:

Ehlinger's ability made the line look better than it was. I looked it up. We had two offensive linemen get drafted from the Herman era -- Sam Cosmi and Christian Jones.

And Jones was not on track to get drafted under Herman and what's his name.

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

And Jones was not on track to get drafted under Herman and what's his name.

Herb Hand.

5 hours ago, WinningIsHard said:

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yeah bud let me know when sark gets a 2,000 yard season out of a low three-star recruit. 

1 hour ago, TejasPedro said:

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Someone decided “this guy is the best coach to lead our team and represent our brand.  Hurry up and get him before LSU does.  Leave LSU with a guy nobody can understand.  That yahoo will never sniff a natty.”

I don't really know what this thread is about anymore, but I wanted to pop in and say that the word BOOBS has three sets of boobs in it.   Thanks for coming to my Tit Talk.

21 minutes ago, futureman said:

yeah bud let me know when sark gets a 2,000 yard season out of a low three-star recruit. 

That was chuckles not Tom Herman. He got a 4 star 160lb wr a heisman, that’s something. 

On 10/28/2025 at 7:56 PM, David Dennison said:

Would you be concerned if we were 8-0?

One would be severely obtuse to not be concerned if we were 8-0 and the coach leak was to bolt to NFL, as the season stakes would be much higher . Just have a think.

6 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

That was chuckles not Tom Herman. He got a 4 star 160lb wr a heisman, that’s something. 

 

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