Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Featured Replies

  • Replies 2.6k
  • Views 139.1k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • TexasMan
    TexasMan

  • South Austin
    South Austin

    Motion to substitute Sark’s Wife for South Austin’s Mom.

  • Nicole44
    Nicole44

    Hey Michael what if hear me out…that other people have been talking and knew about Sark’s personal shit that has nothing at all to do with my BMD. My BMD just knew the actual date that loser Herm

Posted Images

8 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

It hasn’t just taken a step back, it’s cratered and it isn’t exactly recovering 8 games into the season. (I honestly didn’t think I needed to even delve that deeply into the “this OL is playing like shit” discussion).

 

Username checks out, by the way.

The OL played a massive role in losing to Georgia and Ohio state last year, I don’t think they were elite or even above average as a unit. Take a step back from average and you’re bad. That was my point. Carry on. 

7 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

The OL played a massive role in losing to Georgia and Ohio state last year, I don’t think they were elite or even above average as a unit. Take a step back from average and you’re bad. That was my point. Carry on. 

They were fantastic pass blockers. Ass run blockers just as this one but this one is also ass pass blockers. 
 

 

Im sure someone will come and say but what about the Aggie game!!!!!

Edited by BurntOrange&White

WHAT ABOUT THE AGGY GAME, HUH????????????

  • Popular Post
24 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Here’s my top 5

 

Texas

tosu

USC

LSU

oregon

UGA

florida

michigan

Bama

tennesee

user name not checking out

1 hour ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Fifty pages in six days.

Peak surly.

and that's without a fully involved night crew...just wait.

6 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Klatt said he and Day would be most ready for NFL.  Cowherd said he’d leave for Buffalo if that job was available 

 

Klatt also said LSU was a top 3 job but we were the best job

LSU is not a top 3 job lol. 

I love Klatt, but LSU is behind Texas, Michigan, Ohio State, Florida, USC, Oregon, Florida State, and Notre Dame. 

48 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

LSU is not a top 3 job lol. 

I love Klatt, but LSU is behind Texas, Michigan, Ohio State, Florida, USC, Oregon, Florida State, and Notre Dame. 

They apparently got a lot of money and great recruiting base.   Three coaches before bk won it all there

21 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

They apparently got a lot of money

if this is true why are there so many stories about robbing from children's hospitals

1 hour ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

How do you think they got the money?

bake sales?

On 10/29/2025 at 6:43 AM, TwiceHorn said:

So, it seems to me unlikely that Sark is going "AWOL" to drink.  It would inevitably evidence itself in other ways.

Exactly! For example, if we were to barely be able to move the ball against UTEP, then nearly shit the bed against the two worst teams in the SEC, needing a miracle OT to win those games, largely due to the offense - which he is in charge of - running nonsensical gameplans and the players looking unprepared. That would be additional supporting evidence that Sark had gone AWOL.

On 10/29/2025 at 10:19 AM, Pancho said:

Either we are the only institution that has a “wives problem” or other schools keep that shit in-house pretty well (or they don’t have them).

PETRINO-articleLarge.jpg

 

On 10/29/2025 at 1:15 PM, MrBig said:

but I don’t think Herman would’ve ever let us have such an absolute dogshit O-line like the one we have in Year 5 of Sark.

Man, you were doing SO WELL up until this point. 

Have you forgotten the complete garbage our OL was during Herman? Even this year's mess is an improvement over that.

2 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Man, you were doing SO WELL up until this point. 

Have you forgotten the complete garbage our OL was during Herman? Even this year's mess is an improvement over that.

Yeah like wtf,  Herman's trench recruiting sucked ass.  All of our highly rated classes were mostly built on the backs of highly ranked skill players.  But the big uglies? Nope. 

1 hour ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

How do you think they got the money?

Yes we’ve been hearing this forever.

And yet $54 million buyout…done.

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Yeah like wtf,  Herman's trench recruiting sucked ass.  All of our highly rated classes were mostly built on the backs of highly ranked skill players.  But the big uglies? Nope. 

And ironically, while the overall lines weren't that good, he somehow lucked into four OTs that played in the NFL (three that are still playing).

  1. Williams
  2. Cosmi
  3. Anderson
  4. Jones

Granted, he only recruited two to Texas out of high school (Cosmi and Jones).

2 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

They apparently got a lot of money and great recruiting base.   Three coaches before bk won it all there

True, and that's fair, but the school itself doesn't have a "a lot of money". Your own governor doesn't come out and have to tell the public they aren't using school funds to buy out their fired coach if they have a lot of money. They really did embezzele a lot of money from a foundation that supports a children's hospital, hence why it's a joke. 

And yeah, 3 titles are great, but Nick Saban won their first one since 1958, who we now know is practically a football god, Miles lucked into his in year 3 with Saban's now defensive upperclassmen, as well as some extremely questionable rankings at the end of the year, leaving a 1-loss Kansas and a 12-0 Hawaii out of a title shot. USC should have been the opponent against Ohio State in 2007, but it is what it is. Then it took 12 years for another, which was luck, great recruiting with 2 of them being the best at their position in JaMarr Chase and Justin Jefferson, and Joe Burrow, who isn't a scrub. All of those titles were before legal NIL, and now that it's been introduced, look where they are now? They aren't Bama or even Georgia when it comes to winning consistently. Before Saban they were lucky if they even sniffed 7-8 wins. They were worse than aggy has been. Their run looks to be over unless they just nail it out of the park with hiring. They already failed with Kelly, and now they have to compete with Florida and Penn State. That's gonna be tough sledding for them. 

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

All of our highly rated classes were mostly built on the backs of highly ranked skill players.  But the big uglies? Nope. 

Thank god Sark has prioritized "big humans." The results are just night and day!

3 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

How do you think they got the money?

They got the money by not hiring janitors. It's well documented, as you can see in the tweet exchange between Joe Burrow and his professor at LSU.

Screenshot_20251030_154646_Chrome.thumb.jpg.c1d800a2e3e7a5a16076e18568e7dad1.jpg

7 hours ago, WinningIsHard said:

I admittedly don’t track OL’s year to year. Is it common to lose 3 starters, including a dominant 3 year starter all American LT, and not take a step back? 

Taking a step back is one thing but falling off the ladder and landing at the basement is entirely another

Edited by westexhorn

Is anything happening in this thread as of late? Have there been any pledges of fists up butts, nudes being posted? Anything at all? 

5 hours ago, MuellerHorn said:

And ironically, while the overall lines weren't that good, he somehow lucked into four OTs that played in the NFL (three that are still playing).

  1. Williams
  2. Cosmi
  3. Anderson
  4. Jones

Granted, he only recruited two to Texas out of high school (Cosmi and Jones).

I feel like Cosmi was a low rated 3 star that was a chuckles recruit and Herman couldn’t fuck it up. I might be misremembering. Jones I think is his only wire to wire high school recruit OT that was drafted. 

26 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

I feel like Cosmi was a low rated 3 star that was a chuckles recruit and Herman couldn’t fuck it up. I might be misremembering. Jones I think is his only wire to wire high school recruit OT that was drafted. 

Nah, Cosmi was c/o 2017 out of high school. Herman flipped him from Houston and signed him. 

Williams was a Chuckles recruit. 

Jones wasn’t wire to wire for Herman. He had his best and final season in 2022 in Sark’s second year. 

Edited by MuellerHorn

10 hours ago, MuellerHorn said:

Nah, Cosmi was c/o 2017 out of high school. Herman flipped him from Houston and signed him. 

Williams was a Chuckles recruit. 

Jones wasn’t wire to wire for Herman. He had his best and final season in 2022 in Sark’s second year. 

Isn't Jones why we all thought Flood was a godsend?  

What if Sark really did put his name out for NFL jobs and the reason is he knows Arch isnt the best QB in the room right now but the NIL dollars / people paying them wont let him play anyone else.  Guess we'll know if Caldwell plays this week and lights it up. 

11 hours ago, MuellerHorn said:

Nah, Cosmi was c/o 2017 out of high school. Herman flipped him from Houston and signed him. 

Williams was a Chuckles recruit. 

Jones wasn’t wire to wire for Herman. He had his best and final season in 2022 in Sark’s second year. 

Yeah Cosmi was one of the few recruits Herman added to his transition class I think. He was the reason I thought Herman might produce good OL.

I was even more optimistic about Flood, so at this point I will just assume Texas OL sucking is always the norm except for a blip here and there. Feels like most years it's the weakest unit on the team.

Edited by Bevo14

What if Flood is actually good at coaching and our players are just not strong and/or suck?

1 hour ago, chemHORN said:

What if Sark really did put his name out for NFL jobs and the reason is he knows Arch isnt the best QB in the room right now but the NIL dollars / people paying them wont let him play anyone else.  Guess we'll know if Caldwell plays this week and lights it up. 

How often do you have to clean your tinfoil hat in order to keep it from causing your scalp to itch?

Maybe we should remove the breaking news tag from this thread

9 minutes ago, elguapo said:

Maybe we should remove the breaking news tag from this thread

Or rename the tag "Broken News."

What if Flood is actually good at coaching and our players are just not strong and/or suck?

Because they don’t even know who to block?
15 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Yes. It’s next to the “Diana Rousini is a liar “ tag

Omg.  Fucking cowherd had this lady on and she doubled down!! 
 

that’s my corch!!

4 hours ago, chemHORN said:

What if Sark really did put his name out for NFL jobs and the reason is he knows Arch isnt the best QB in the room right now but the NIL dollars / people paying them wont let him play anyone else.  Guess we'll know if Caldwell plays this week and lights it up. 

good lord.

Yeah Cosmi was one of the few recruits Herman added to his transition class I think. He was the reason I thought Herman might produce good OL.
I was even more optimistic about Flood, so at this point I will just assume Texas OL sucking is always the norm except for a blip here and there. Feels like most years it's the weakest unit on the team.

We really need to start increasing recruiting out of state on the O line. Like Polynesians in the West Coast, Wisconsin hogs, and athletic SE US guys. Texas spread and 7 on 7 fucked up a lot of the talent here.

If anyone caught the postgame Craig Way interview with Sark, he closed by saying, “I’m gonna put my son on my knee and watch those late games.” Anyone interested in over-analyzing that statement?

Just now, softlynow said:

If anyone caught the postgame Craig Way interview with Sark, he closed by saying, “I’m gonna put my son on my knee and watch those late games.” Anyone interested in over-analyzing that statement?

Kinda depends on which son, right?

I'd imagine this thread will remain pretty quiet until Georgia. 

Man, this guy needs to read this thread if he thinks Sark is considered a top 5 coach with our fanbase 

 

On 10/31/2025 at 4:32 PM, Stunns38 said:


We really need to start increasing recruiting out of state on the O line. Like Polynesians in the West Coast, Wisconsin hogs, and athletic SE US guys. Texas spread and 7 on 7 fucked up a lot of the talent here.

Guys like Kelvin Banks?

34 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Man, this guy needs to read this thread if he thinks Sark is considered a top 5 coach with our fanbase 

 

Back to back trips to the semifinals

vs

Absolutely blown out like South Austin's mom on a Saturday night in the quarterfinals 

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.