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1 minute ago, D3zii said:

You know how this works. Not saying CDC went up to him and said it  but I’m sure Sark heard chatter 

really?  CDC isn't going to talk about coordinator situations during the season.  give me a break.

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  • South Austin
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    Motion to substitute Sark’s Wife for South Austin’s Mom.

  • Nicole44
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    Hey Michael what if hear me out…that other people have been talking and knew about Sark’s personal shit that has nothing at all to do with my BMD. My BMD just knew the actual date that loser Herm

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Just now, Rip76 said:

Mack Brown interim coach?

 

I knew that sleazy fuck had something up his sleeve….

7 minutes ago, Skipper said:

When is the last time a new head coach has been hired in the NFL before the season ended?  I don't follow closely but has that ever happened?

Wouldn’t you want to know now than at the end of season or end of nfl season? Especially with portal and all the other job openings in cfb 

2 minutes ago, Vermin said:

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Reconciling over a pregnancy when you are not the father makes no sense.

The implication is that he didn't know he wasn't the father until later.

I disagree somewhat with Nicole that he doesn't want to be at Texas.  I do agree that this is a massive distraction, under both scenarios and exacerbated whatever disconnect exists between Sarkisian and his offensive talent/coaches.

5 minutes ago, Vermin said:

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Reconciling over a pregnancy when you are not the father makes no sense.

Throwing away the best job you’ll ever have in your life doesn’t make sense either but here we are. Addicts are very complex people. 

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Just now, Pancho said:

How do I get to be on Nicole’s insider street family?

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3 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

The implication is that he didn't know he wasn't the father until later.

I disagree somewhat with Nicole that he doesn't want to be at Texas.  I do agree that this is a massive distraction, under both scenarios and exacerbated whatever disconnect exists between Sarkisian and his offensive talent/coaches.

Would be crazy to reverse a vasectomy mid failing marriage to have a kid. 

Just now, Michael Knight said:

Guys its gonna be Saban he wants back in and hes gonna bring Urban Meyer and Bill Belichick with him

Seven fucking pages for this joke to appear. Surly slippin

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

How do I get to be on Nicole’s insider street family?

@Nicole44 my sister hung out with Glen Powell recently. Contact deets in exchange for inside info?

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4 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

I’m watching Kiffin stomp OU’s dicks in the ground. Not just keep it close until Niblett seals it, but totally outperforming OU in every facet. 
 

Sark can resign tonight for all I care.

Kiffin has never beaten a ranked SEC team on the road

The real substance is that he and Loreal announced an amicable divorce and then some months later reconciled over the fact that she was pregnant.  That much is 100% public and factual.  
The additional gloss is that Sark is not the father.  That seems to be at least semi-credible, but is not verified.
Some other gloss is the rumor that Loreal is not well-liked by the administration.

I was unaware of the reconciliation/baby shit until a few weeks back. The buddy who told me about it has heard the father is a former Longhorn player of Sark’s who is currently in the NFL. [emoji15]
Nicole nailed this. She and my wife both noticed he didn’t seem right and didn’t want to be here weeks ago.  

Yep, and him constantly preaching that the “culture” was good plus Taaffe going above and beyond to validate it. Just weird. Hope he isn’t hitting the bottle again and this is a soft landing to avoid embarrassment. Horrible timing.

I’m not in on Freeman. I question if he can replicate what he’s done at ND at a new program. So I’d pass.

 

Theres no reason Texas shouldn’t have the same success as Ohio State over the last 25 years. It seems like tOSU is never down, yet we are more often than not. If Sark leaves, Texas brass needs to do a hard look at themselves and ask what they need to do—or not do—to get this next hire right.

4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Wouldn’t you want to know now than at the end of season or end of nfl season? Especially with portal and all the other job openings in cfb 

From our perspective, of course, if this is where it's heading WE would want to know sooner than later.  My question is when has a new HC of an NFL team been announced before the end of the NFL season.  I just can't think of any but I also don't follow the NFL that closely.

3 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Mack and Sally probably leaked this. Now that I could believe.

This makes more sense than anything else LOL.  Mack and Sally both probably legitimately think Mack's a candidate in their fucking fantasy world.

Franklin and Mack are two of the worst ideas in the history of the internet.
Kiffin is interesting.
Freeman is the way.  I don't know if he's gettable, but we need to be talking at 8 am on Monday.

Freeman has it easy. ND can lose 2 and even 3 games a year, no conference CC game and make the playoffs. Recruiting has picked up. Seriously, why would he come to this pressure-cooker?
3 minutes ago, C-Man said:


I was unaware of the reconciliation/baby shit until a few weeks back. The buddy who told me about it has heard the father is a former Longhorn player of Sark’s who is currently in the NFL. emoji15.png

Ho Lee Shit of true. If true, that’s worse than getting Jimbo’d

4 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:


Yep, and him constantly preaching that the “culture” was good plus Taaffe going above and beyond to validate it. Just weird. Hope he isn’t hitting the bottle again and this is a soft landing to avoid embarrassment. Horrible timing.

Or it’s worse, and this is the clean break, way out.

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

I’m guessing he’s feeling the heat because people aren’t buying his bullshit. Sarkisian isn’t the genius he wants us to think he is.
 

Stop trying to bang a square leg into a round hole. 

Is this about pirates?

2 hours ago, Newy25 said:

If that happened Lebby or Dillingham would be my first call. 

6-13 jeff lebby that covers up rape scandals? jfc how stupid are you

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OTF’s own Bobby Burton was told by an internal source that, “There is ZERO truth” to the Sark NFL rumors that came out this morning. 

1 minute ago, t_eight said:

 

At this point, many of us would help Sark pack.

4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I’m not in on Freeman. I question if he can replicate what he’s done at ND at a new program. So I’d pass.

 

Theres no reason Texas shouldn’t have the same success as Ohio State over the last 25 years. It seems like tOSU is never down, yet we are more often than not. If Sark leaves, Texas brass needs to do a hard look at themselves and ask what they need to do—or not do—to get this next hire right.

 

they feed off their entitlement, always a damn good OL / DL 

Sarks gonna triple down and dig in his bag today to try to prove to the world he’s a great OC.. and miss state will have their season sack high today.. thin skinned mfer 

1 minute ago, oh_snap said:

Ho Lee Shit of true. If true, that’s worse than getting Jimbo’d

I thought these kinds of unsubstantiated rumors were not allowed on this site?

I have a “Sark” source. Not to be confused with my BMD source who knew 24 hours before Herman was fired that it was going down the next day. I posted that here that night beating all the news organizations bc I had permission to post. At the time, we all knew it was going down just not when. 
 
my Sark source knows a lot (mainly personal stuff but a few professional nuggets) but I been cagey about what I can post. It’s no secret I’ve been pissed as hell at Sark in Game threads during games. I let it be known. Let him fucking leave on his own. We don’t need to pay him to fuck off. His side of the ball sucks, let’s promote PK at this point and have him be HC and hire a really bad ass OC. 
 
JMO. I know stuff I don’t have permission to post. It is no secret he’s not been dialed in this year from the offseason on. The Jets are that dumb of an organization to grab him. NY is a great place as is Miami for an “fashion” wanna be.  And he will absolutely grab Ewers somehow.  We shouldn’t pay him to leave. 
 
Regardless, if he wants to leave….
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I’ve heard some shit too and I ain’t posting it, lol. It just reinforces he ain’t cut out for this. I’ll always appreciate the playoffs appearances but much of it was in spite of him. I.E. Michigan fucking up Worthy, Cristobol leaving Oregon, PK, NIL, etc. But he had a lot to do with our success too. Timing sucks balls.
3 minutes ago, Skipper said:

This makes more sense than anything else LOL.  Mack and Sally both probably legitimately think Mack's a candidate in their fucking fantasy world.

Hey, Del Conte, wanna know how you cut your season ticket holders in half?

2 hours ago, dcar00 said:

Mack Brown comes back and here comes shitshow.  UNC probably hired Belichick to force Mack to leave so he couldn't hang around being "head coach emeritus" fucking everything up.

This! It's insane he's been welcomed back. 

3 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:


Freeman has it easy. ND can lose 2 and even 3 games a year, no conference CC game and make the playoffs. Recruiting has picked up. Seriously, why would he come to this pressure-cooker?

I don't know, and I had the same questions, but I was reassured on the other thread that he's listening to other options, so now I am betting my future happiness on it.

The real substance is that he and Loreal announced an amicable divorce and then some months later reconciled over the fact that she was pregnant.  That much is 100% public and factual.  
The additional gloss is that Sark is not the father.  That seems to be at least semi-credible, but is not verified.
Some other gloss is the rumor that Loreal is not well-liked by the administration.

Neto’s the pappy!! Now we know why he was abruptly benched, lol lol .

The blinders and recency bias when it comes to possible replacements for Sark is incredible. 

Checking box scores now... how about Indiana's OC? Or their QB coach?  Buffalo just got a safety vs. Akron, how does the Buffalo HC say no if we offer? 

 

7 minutes ago, C-Man said:


I was unaware of the reconciliation/baby shit until a few weeks back. The buddy who told me about it has heard the father is a former Longhorn player of Sark’s who is currently in the NFL. emoji15.png

god damn GIF

2 minutes ago, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

I thought these kinds of unsubstantiated rumors were not allowed on this site?

Does that include your bullshit about Texas cheating?

12 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Mack and Sally probably leaked this. Now that I could believe.

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21 minutes ago, JohnnyTapia said:

Not sure if you’re allowed to answer this question but in the case that Sark does leave which I’m fine with, do the BMDs have interest in Lane?

My BMD source wants to promote PK. Lane has never gotten over the hump as a HC but I can only speak for the one BMD that I know. 
 

I wonder if the BMDs leaked this. They have lots of ears out there. We ain’t renegotiating shit with the pile of shit we have on offense on the field which is solely under sark both as OC and HC. 

1 minute ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

What’s this I know stuff but won’t post it? How much worse can it get that our coach wants to walk? Come on now 

How much worse? This is the best news of the season!

Loreal leaking this out through whomever her people are actually makes the most sense here.  Way too much smoke there.  

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10 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:


Yep, and him constantly preaching that the “culture” was good plus Taaffe going above and beyond to validate it. Just weird. Hope he isn’t hitting the bottle again and this is a soft landing to avoid embarrassment. Horrible timing.

Love Taafe but that was a horrible look.  Little grandstanding 

3 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

My representatives have let Mark Zuckerberg know that I’m interested in potential openings for those $100M AI Expert jobs. 

They let my current bosses know also. 

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Let's add some more facts to the divorce scenario.  They announced it last July. https://www.kxan.com/news/local/steve-sarkisian-wife-loreal-jointly-file-for-divorce/

The baby was born around April 2025.  https://longhornswire.usatoday.com/story/sports/2025/04/04/texas-hc-steve-sarkisian-welcomes-new-born-son-with-wife-loreal/82898381007/

So, that's an amazing 9 months. I suppose it's credible that they kept boning right up until the filing and after, but  . . . .

The reconciliation was reported in October, just a couple months later.

Just now, Nicole44 said:

My BMD source wants to promote PK.

LMAO what the fuck is going on 

 

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