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I'd been wondering why CDC hasn't been more visible/vocal around the games this football season. Could just be that I was missing him being around though.

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  • South Austin
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    Motion to substitute Sark’s Wife for South Austin’s Mom.

  • Nicole44
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    Hey Michael what if hear me out…that other people have been talking and knew about Sark’s personal shit that has nothing at all to do with my BMD. My BMD just knew the actual date that loser Herm

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1 minute ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

What’s this I know stuff but won’t post it? How much worse can it get that our coach wants to walk? Come on now 

I’ve posted what I have permission to post. My Sark source knows more than they can tell me. 
 

it doesn’t take a genius to see he has not been dialed in all offseason and this season. People chose to put the onus on Arch. Because they don’t want to see that our HC and OC isn’t dialed in. 

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1 minute ago, Skipper said:

Loreal leaking this out through whomever her people are actually makes the most sense here.  Way too much smoke there.  

And everyone around the program HATES her 

I no longer live in a state that allows online betting, but if I did... that MSU moneyline would suddenly start looking pretty attractive. Fuck. 

What a devastating blow for Texas football. This is going to crater the season and put us in real danger of heading back to the wilderness.

1 minute ago, Hank Kingsley said:

LMAO what the fuck is going on 

 

Yeah, no.

18 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

I’m watching Kiffin stomp OU’s dicks in the ground. Not just keep it close until Niblett seals it, but totally outperforming OU in every facet. 
 

Sark can resign tonight for all I care.

you thought the ou game was close? you are an idiot

Just now, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

So who do we think is the father? 

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Just now, Nicole44 said:

I’ve posted what I have permission to post. My Sark source knows more than they can tell me. 
 

it doesn’t take a genius to see he has not been dialed in all offseason and this season. People chose to put the onus on Arch. Because they don’t want to see that our HC and OC isn’t dialed in. 

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Didn't someone say this photo is from the victory over Bama in '23? 

 

Just now, satyanash said:

I no longer live in a state that allows online betting, but if I did... that MSU moneyline would suddenly start looking pretty attractive. Fuck. 

What a devastating blow for Texas football. This is going to crater the season and put us in real danger of heading back to the wilderness.

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1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

I'd been wondering why CDC hasn't been more visible/vocal around the games this football season. Could just be that I was missing him being around though.

What do you see when you look at this picture? 

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1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

I’ve posted what I have permission to post. My Sark source knows more than they can tell me. 
 

it doesn’t take a genius to see he has not been dialed in all offseason and this season. People chose to put the onus on Arch. Because they don’t want to see that our HC and OC isn’t dialed in. 

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This picture is from Tuscaloosa on his best night ever as a HC. 

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Any "BMD" or fan that thinks PK should be the HC at Texas is a complete dumbass.

 

1 minute ago, satyanash said:

I no longer live in a state that allows online betting, but if I did... that MSU moneyline would suddenly start looking pretty attractive. Fuck. 

What a devastating blow for Texas football. This is going to crater the season and put us in real danger of heading back to the wilderness.

and right on cue....

Just now, Hank Kingsley said:

Didn't someone say this photo is from the victory over Bama in '23? 

 

It was just an illustration that he ain’t dialed in. There are plenty of videos you can find of his detached ass on the sideline this year during Kentucky and Florida. 

What do you see when you look at this picture? 
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2 minutes ago, Skipper said:

Loreal leaking this out through whomever her people are actually makes the most sense here.  Way too much smoke there.  

If this is true, the pants she wears in that relationship must be bigger than Chris Christie's

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Just now, Hank Kingsley said:

Any "BMD" or fan that thinks PK should be the HC at Texas is a complete dumbass.

 

That’s just people spitballing ideas. However those ideas also brought us Chuck and Herman and those two are so highly sought after they are doing what now? 

Just now, Nicole44 said:

It was just an illustration that he ain’t dialed in. There are plenty of videos you can find of his detached ass on the sideline this year during Kentucky and Florida. 

Pretty poor illustration! That game was maybe the most dialed in he's ever been! 

 

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

What do you see when you look at this picture? 

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Bitchassedness?

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

And everyone around the program HATES her 

I haven't heard anything about the baby thing.  But I heard enough background through the grapevine after the initial divorce announcement to know my ass wouldn't have reconciled.  

5 minutes ago, immamac said:

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You must be psychic. 🤔 

How do I get to be on Nicole’s insider street family?

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5 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Didn't someone say this photo is from the victory over Bama in '23? 

 

Dude.  It's the internet.  Anything posted here is automatically the truth, no matter how much of a lie it is.  That is why we are all going down.

9 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

What’s this I know stuff but won’t post it? How much worse can it get that our coach wants to walk? Come on now 

It will all come out. Now is not the time to be posting it on a message board. 

1 minute ago, Skipper said:

I haven't heard anything about the baby thing.  But I heard enough background through the grapevine after the initial divorce announcement to know my ass wouldn't have reconciled.  

Agreed.

She seems like a high-maintenance, pain-in-the-ass, wannabe fashionista bitch.

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17 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Theres no reason Texas shouldn’t have the same success as Ohio State over the last 25 years. It seems like tOSU is never down, yet we are more often than not.

Ohio State has a unique advantage in that they are the only major program in densely populated and football crazy state.  Ohio football doesn't produce as much talent as Texas and Florida, but they get 100% of the guys who want to stay close to home for any reason.  

1 minute ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Pretty poor illustration! That game was maybe the most dialed in he's ever been! 

 

Sorry but Sark’s side of the ball sucks ass. And he is 💯 in charge of making changes if he so chose and that’s just the truth, sorry for the picture but I was grabbing things off photos. Anyone with eyes and a brain could see he was lifeless and detached during many games this year. 

Marcus Freeman, obvious 

Brent Key, GaTech Coach

Eric Morris, built 2 programs

Matt Entz, 2x FCS national champion now 5-2 at Fresno. Championship pedigree 

Glenn Schumann, UGA wonder boy 

 

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25 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

but seriously, why is there so much fucking drama ???

ut football is a cfb holy grail job. get it fuxkign right 

Because the idiots that fund this program want the coach to have certain traits that have nothing to do with winning. They love a guy that sucks their dicks rather than a guy that kicks ass. 

I mean it something happens soon, you have Mack and Neal Brown hanging around that could be interim. The problem would be Flood actually calling plays, maybe you elevate Neal Brown to OC and Mack to HC and have Neal call Sarkisian's offense for 5-6 games.

This would allow Del Conte and Davis the ability to negotiate with the next coach and have that lined up, but since the rules have changed and the team can't portal until a new coach is hired, it would give the new coach all the time he needs to hopefully bring back as much of the team as possible. The list should be Kiffin and Freeman.

1 minute ago, TexasMan said:

 

Again, even if the NFL is Sark's goal, his Agent leaking this NOW makes absolutely zero sense so that tracks.   Fascinating who actually leaked it.

21 minutes ago, C-Man said:


I was unaware of the reconciliation/baby shit until a few weeks back. The buddy who told me about it has heard the father is a former Longhorn player of Sark’s who is currently in the NFL. emoji15.png

I heard the same last year and posted on this forum that got deleted by the mods. I have a name for the said player.

3 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

 

the titans contacted him, he didn't contact them ???

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

I mean it something happens soon, you have Mack and Neal Brown hanging around that could be interim. The problem would be Flood actually calling plays, maybe you elevate Neal Brown to OC and Mack to HC and have Neal call Sarkisian's offense for 5-6 games.

This would allow Del Conte and Davis the ability to negotiate with the next coach and have that lined up, but since the rules have changed and the team can't portal until a new coach is hired, it would give the new coach all the time he needs to hopefully bring back as much of the team as possible. The list should be Kiffin and Freeman.

Fuck off with the Mack talk. 

If it dropped after this OU debacle that is playing out I would put the blame on Venables leaking trying to take heat off him LOL

33 minutes ago, Skipper said:

Why in the world would CDC want this to leak mid-season?  Nothing about the timing of this makes any sense from our side or Sark's side.   Hell if anything it's someone with an Anti-Texas or Anti-Sark agenda.

It makes sense if you accept that Sark and his piece of shit agent put their own best interests ahead of the university's.

1 minute ago, Skipper said:

Again, even if the NFL is Sark's goal, his Agent leaking this NOW makes absolutely zero sense so that tracks.   Fascinating who actually leaked it.

That’s what we should be focused on. Who leaked this? I have ideas that it was BMDs but maybe it’s L’Oreal or maybe it’s someone else. Sexton represents like 99% of the HC’s at this point. Seems like a conflict of interest to have one guy repping errbody

All I know if the offense sucks today and Texas loses to Mississippi St, I don't want him to come back to Austin anyway.

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