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2 minutes ago, RoyalBevo21 said:

Because the idiots that fund this program want the coach to have certain traits that have nothing to do with winning. They love a guy that sucks their dicks rather than a guy that kicks ass. 

 

if only saban's wife had found a house in austin all those years back 🥺🥺🥺🥺

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    Motion to substitute Sark’s Wife for South Austin’s Mom.

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    Hey Michael what if hear me out…that other people have been talking and knew about Sark’s personal shit that has nothing at all to do with my BMD. My BMD just knew the actual date that loser Herm

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2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

I mean it something happens soon, you have Mack and Neal Brown hanging around that could be interim. The problem would be Flood actually calling plays, maybe you elevate Neal Brown to OC and Mack to HC and have Neal call Sarkisian's offense for 5-6 games.

This would allow Del Conte and Davis the ability to negotiate with the next coach and have that lined up, but since the rules have changed and the team can't portal until a new coach is hired, it would give the new coach all the time he needs to hopefully bring back as much of the team as possible. The list should be Kiffin and Freeman.

By Mack, do you mean former SEC defensive lineman Daylon Mack?

Please tell me you don’t mean Mack Brown. 

1 minute ago, UTEE97 said:

I heard the same last year and posted on this forum that got deleted by the mods. I have a name for the said player.

Since this is getting traction I'll just say what I heard pre reconciliation had zero to do with a player or anything related to the program or local to Austin for that matter.

2 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

I heard the same last year and posted on this forum that got deleted by the mods. I have a name for the said player.

everyone does.  it isn't a secret.  the only question is if it is true.

6 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

What do y’all expect from them on a gameday? We will get our answers aka no answers after the game today and again on Monday. 

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1 minute ago, South Austin said:

I’m willing to donate to a fund for Nicole to camp out at Horseshoe Bay.

We may have to HIRE a new head coach, not drown the candidates in a lake.

2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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To me L’Oréal is same as that Jordan at UNC with Belichick. It’s not about race it’s about the influencer bullshit. Same type of chick. Attention getter,  It’s not about L’Oreal’s extremely beautiful blackness. It’s about other stuff. 

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Make of it what you will but sources are tracking a greyhound headed to Austin that one Arthur Briles was seen boarding somewhere around Texarkana 

3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

I mean it something happens soon, you have Mack and Neal Brown hanging around that could be interim. The problem would be Flood actually calling plays, maybe you elevate Neal Brown to OC and Mack to HC and have Neal call Sarkisian's offense for 5-6 games.

This would allow Del Conte and Davis the ability to negotiate with the next coach and have that lined up, but since the rules have changed and the team can't portal until a new coach is hired, it would give the new coach all the time he needs to hopefully bring back as much of the team as possible. The list should be Kiffin and Freeman.

I don’t want Mack anywhere near dkr.  I wouldn’t let him booking the bands for bevo boulevard

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18 minutes ago, C-Man said:


I was unaware of the reconciliation/baby shit until a few weeks back. The buddy who told me about it has heard the father is a former Longhorn player of Sark’s who is currently in the NFL. emoji15.png

That’s Gold(en), C-Man! Gold(en)!!

12 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

OTF’s own Bobby Burton was told by an internal source that, “There is ZERO truth” to the Sark NFL rumors that came out this morning. 

1) They’re not willing to extend again and Sexton’s been told as much, allegedly. 

2) Sexton put out feelers but did not leak this. We’ll eventually know the truth, but some folks connected in all kinds of ways are saying it came from an NFL owner, and allegedly the one in Dallas. 

3) Sarkisian is a ticking time bomb. This was all coming to a head sooner or later. He missed 30 days of work after the playoff loss, including the first Junior Day, which was fucking stunning and no commented from the AD/football side. It is probably time to go. A loss today and some people pretty pissed off about how this has all been handled by Sarkisian’s end are going to pull out the long knives with friendly press. 

32 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Meh, maybe 40-50% of the staff here are jags

Yeah, if Sarksian leaves, you replace almost the entire offensive staff, especially if the new coach is from the offensive side of the ball.

Just now, Nicole44 said:

To me L’Oréal is same as that Jordan at UNC with Belichick. It’s not about race it’s about the influencer bullshit. Same type of chick. Attention getter,  It’s not about L’Oreal’s extremely beautiful blackness. It’s about other stuff. 

 

Oh trust me, I know it’s not racial. Even I could tell you she looks very high maintenance. I know that after all of her instagram shit.

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Kiffin just went for a direct snap on 4th and 1 from his own 25 up 12.

Start the Fire Lane Kiffin thread.

1 hour ago, Duane Moore said:

What a clusterfuck. As if this season needed more drama. 

Well our 5-7 inaugural sark season started with a monkey owned by a stripper named the pole assassin who was shacked up with one of our coaches biting a kid in a maze at Halloween being saved by “Doctor of neighborhood” so I mean how do you top that? 

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Just now, tx 3 putt said:

if only saban's wife had found a house in austin all those years back 🥺🥺🥺🥺

What this book presupposes . . . what if he did?

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4 minutes ago, RoyalBevo21 said:

Because the idiots that fund this program want the coach to have certain traits that have nothing to do with winning. They love a guy that sucks their dicks rather than a guy that kicks ass. 

Some perhaps.  But most just want to win.  And the warning signs have been there. Occams razor and all.

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

That’s Gold(en), C-Man! Gold(en)!!

1) They’re not willing to extend again and Sexton’s been told as much, allegedly. 

2) Sexton put out feelers but did not leak this. We’ll eventually know the truth, but some folks connected in all kinds of ways are saying it came from an NFL owner, and allegedly the one in Dallas. 

3) Sarkisian is a ticking time bomb. This was all coming to a head sooner or later. He missed 30 days of work after the playoff loss, including the first Junior Day, which was fucking stunning and no commented from the AD/football side. It is probably time to go. A loss today and some people pretty pissed off about how this has all been handled by Sarkisian’s end are going to pull out the long knives with friendly press. 

So would you say it’s the beginning of the end?

Any "BMD" or fan that thinks PK should be the HC at Texas is a complete dumbass.
 

And exhibit A on why we were in the wilderness from 2010-2022
Just now, Nicole44 said:

Well our 5-7 inaugural sark season started with a money owned by a stripper named the pole assassin who was shacked up with one of our coaches biting a kid in a maze at Halloween being saved by “Doctor of neighborhood” so I mean how do you top that? 

You could drown Urban Meyer at Horsehoe Bay 😎

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

To me L’Oréal is same as that Jordan at UNC with Belichick. It’s not about race it’s about the influencer bullshit. Same type of chick. Attention getter,  It’s not about L’Oreal’s extremely beautiful blackness. It’s about other stuff. 

This is silly and you should feel bad for posting it.  By all accounts, she's been nothing but nice and good for Sark since he got here.  But keep on posting pictures you just "grabbed" off the internet that are wrong.

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

So would you say it’s the beginning of the end?

The middle, imo.

3 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

We may have to HIRE a new head coach, not drown the candidates in a lake.

It’s one way to narrow the field to the strongest candidate. Like the Hunger Games.

Agreed.
She seems like a high-maintenance, pain-in-the-ass, wannabe fashionista bitch.
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She loves the spotlight, not Sark.

Well, there's enough of a sideshow that just about every possible outcome today would be unsurprising.

3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

This is silly and you should feel bad for posting it.  By all accounts, she's been nothing but nice and good for Sark since he got here.  But keep on posting pictures you just "grabbed" off the internet that are wrong.

By good for Sark you mean by cheating on him with one of his players, getting pregnant, and then attempting to cover it up?

1 minute ago, boilerhorn said:

Well, there's enough of a sideshow that just about every possible outcome today would be unsurprising.

What a clusterfuck this season has become...

32 minutes ago, C-Man said:


I was unaware of the reconciliation/baby shit until a few weeks back. The buddy who told me about it has heard the father is a former Longhorn player of Sark’s who is currently in the NFL. emoji15.png

I mean there's only a couple of those that match his pigment, and outside of it being Helm, Ewers, or Hayden Conner I think the baby's appearance would be a dead giveaway.......

18 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

What do you see when you look at this picture? 

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"Time to polish up that resume, dog!"

Just now, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

By good for Sark you mean by cheating on him with one of his players, getting pregnant, and then attempting to cover it up?

But she’s a hell of a good cook.

8 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

That’s Gold(en), C-Man! Gold(en)!!

1) They’re not willing to extend again and Sexton’s been told as much, allegedly. 

2) Sexton put out feelers but did not leak this. We’ll eventually know the truth, but some folks connected in all kinds of ways are saying it came from an NFL owner, and allegedly the one in Dallas. 

3) Sarkisian is a ticking time bomb. This was all coming to a head sooner or later. He missed 30 days of work after the playoff loss, including the first Junior Day, which was fucking stunning and no commented from the AD/football side. It is probably time to go. A loss today and some people pretty pissed off about how this has all been handled by Sarkisian’s end are going to pull out the long knives with friendly press. 

It’s as you say…”probably time to go.” 
thanks for weighing in. Some stuff I don’t have permission to post but along the lines you alluded to in both of your replies. 

39 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Mack Brown interim coach?

 

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4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

This is silly and you should feel bad for posting it.  By all accounts, she's been nothing but nice and good for Sark since he got here.  But keep on posting pictures you just "grabbed" off the internet that are wrong.

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Geezus you guys are some absolute clowns. 

4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I was being facetious due to a similar comment I made the other day when the little guy decided to get upset. You know how he is ;)

Does not matter.  We’re all out of copium here.  This shit just needs to end.

2 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

By good for Sark you mean by cheating on him with one of his players, getting pregnant, and then attempting to cover it up?

Link?

12 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Fuck off with the Mack talk. 

No where did I say that I wanted it to happen, just that it could happen if Sarkisian takes off before the season is over. I am throwing out hypotheticals. Calm your panties.

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1 minute ago, Thatguy said:

Geezus you guys are some absolute clowns. 

You’re going to have to be more specific.

Well, there's enough of a sideshow that just about every possible outcome today would be unsurprising.

Pissed off Sark gives up the play calling and we beat them 52-3 lulz.
23 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Didn't someone say this photo is from the victory over Bama in '23? 

 

Zoom in to that plaque on the wall and tell me what you see. 

1 minute ago, Thatguy said:

Geezus you guys are some absolute clowns. 

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