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7 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I’d take freeman 

Freeman is the right answer. . 

Mark Stoops isn’t tanned, rested or ready but give him a call anyway. 

Marcus Freeman, obvious 

Brent Key, GaTech Coach - would be my pick assuming Freeman is a no go

Eric Morris, built 2 programs

Clark Lea, excelling at Vandy

Matt Entz, 2x FCS national champion now 5-2 at Fresno. Championship pedigree 

Glenn Schumann, UGA wonder boy 
 

Edited by BurntOrange&White

Goddammit

It had better not be Franklin, or we'll be treated to even worse underperformance.

Just now, DFW Horn said:

Goddammit

It had better not be Franklin, or we'll be treated to even worse underperformance.

Hypothetically if CDC were to hire James Franklin then CDC should be fired on the spot

23 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Mark Stoops isn’t tanned, rested or ready but give him a call anyway. 

Yeah, and after we tell him to go fuck a goat, we should hire Freeman.

1 hour ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Freeman

Kiffin

DeBoer

Saban (lulz)

Drinkwitz 

Lea

another G5 or P4 retread (Franklin)

 

Kiffin

Freeman

DeBoer

Drinkwitz

On the fence about Lea, bc he didn't do shit before acquiring Pavia

Kiffin is worse than Sark, jfc

 

Lea and Key are riding coattails of their QBs a la charlie strong. Need to see their records next year before hiring.

Freeman is interesting. No Texas ties tho

Id also take a shot at Elko. 

Doubt Cignetti comes.
 

Drinkwitz has a lotta unknowns. Fritz isnt flashy but hes won literally everywhere. Morris super interesting but never coached big time

29 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Mark Stoops isn’t tanned, rested or ready but give him a call anyway. 

We should get Mark Stoops on a plane to Austin, and when he’s halfway here, tell him we changed our mind 

Billy Napier. If you can't beat him, get him.

I really hope it’s not Kiffin just so I don’t have to live through several years of you idiots misspelling his name. Jesus Christ, maybe we can find a coach named C-a-t Cat. 

Hell no on Lane. Do you hate when the team can't defend and that loses us a game? Well that's Lane Kiffin year after year. He'll lose to OU today for that same reason. 

2 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

The funniest possible hire would obviously be Elko

Dude. We gotta pay that 20mil a year for players. Not buffets. 

kiffin is tanking to get fired from ole miss 

banging hot coeds at usc, ole miss, and soon to be UT is a hell of an accomplishment !!!

7 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

1. Lanning

2. Lanning

3. Lanning

If I'm picking this with Freeman and Deboer way behind are the only coaches I'm interested. 

Course we'd probably end up with Bobby Hauck. "Hard" to spell, from FCS, great record, "perfect!". 

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

kiffin is tanking to get fired from ole miss 

banging hot coeds at usc, ole miss, and soon to be UT is a hell of an accomplishment !!!

I submitted my CV to Tech, Texas State, USC, UC Santa Barbara, Miami and ASU. 

Fingers crossed, wish me luck!

Edited by BurntEyes

Just now, BurntEyes said:

I submitted my CV to Tech, Texas State, USC, UC Santa Barbara and ASU. 

Fingers crossed, wish me luck!

 

a&i, cc state u, pan american, utsa, sul ross, delmar !!!!

19 minutes ago, tokamak said:

I really hope it’s not Kiffin just so I don’t have to live through several years of you idiots misspelling his name. Jesus Christ, maybe we can find a coach named C-a-t Cat. 

Who is Cait?

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Nicky Saban of course….Urban the backup plan…..whoever tires of the pre-game show circuit.  Money whip them bitches.  We’re Texas….

In order: 

 

Kiffin

Eli Drinkwitz 

Brent Key 

PK 

Collin Klein 

Vic Schaefer 

Deion Sanders 

Brian Schottenheimer 

Sam Ehlinger 

Greg Abbot 

 

 

 

1 minute ago, Hank Kingsley said:

In order: 

Kiffin

Eli Drinkwitz 

Brent Key 

PK 

Collin Klein 

Vic Schaefer 

Deion Sanders 

Brian Schottenheimer 

Sam Ehlinger 

Greg Abbot 

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My body’s ready to help you Horns fans out for the next Coach should it come to that… 

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55 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Billy Napier. If you can't beat him, get him.

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