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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network

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#701

This fucking offense has no business celebrating a first down right now. If I’m a coach any more jazz hands and I’m chewing them the fuck out.

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#703
1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

thank god everyone recogized that was a blitz 

I think Arch finally did. So I guess we’ve got that going for us.

#704
1 minute ago, William Bludworth said:

Moore is the most consistent WR. We have a few three bench, but "they're freshamn". God forbid we use them, Sark. 

Livingstone is solid but we don't play him. Instead we play that dude in jersey number 1. 

#705
Just now, ramirezut said:

This fucking offense has no business celebrating a first down right now. If I’m a coach any more jazz hands and I’m chewing them the fuck out.

Baby steps.

#706
Just now, OU Sucks said:

Twas a joke about going for it on fourth down from your own 30 yard line, sir.

I know, but it was low hanging fruit.  

#709
1 minute ago, BERT said:

No clue what you’re talking about cause I haven’t been on the board most of the week. Guess I have some reading to do. 
 

but usually most people don’t know shit as a rule 

Here's where you'll learn, if you know who knows shit and who is full of shit.

#714
2 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

Moore is the most consistent WR. We have a few three bench, but "they're freshamn". God forbid we use them, Sark. 

let them redshirt for the next guy

#715
2 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

See what I said to Twicehorn: If you hire a guy to do a job, and he stops showing up to that job, do you blame his direct reports for poor performance, or do you blame the guy?

You blame the guy.

Fire Sark.

How did he stop showing up to do the job?

His defense is good. His special teams are good. His offense is poor because he made a huge mistake and didn't hit the portal hard at OL and probably has the wrong OL coach. 

You want to fire a coach that took over garbage and got it to 2 straight semifinals appearances because he fucked up the portal one season? 

Fucking morons

#718
Just now, Newdoc said:

I think Arch finally did. So I guess we’ve got that going for us.

That's the ole Quinn Ewers, throw it early buy with touch. Nice job by Arch there. That's what you gotta do to beat the blitz. 

#724
Just now, Thatguy said:

Livingstone is solid but we don't play him. Instead we play that dude in jersey number 1. 

Correct. I don't get it, either. God forbid he plays White Chocolate and we gain yards, but but but #1!!!!!

Use #1 as fucking gadget dweeb on an end around since that's all he can do

#725
Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Jesus fuckinng delayed handoff

You gotta let the blocks our offensive line can't make set up

#728
2 minutes ago, ramirezut said:

This fucking offense has no business celebrating a first down right now. If I’m a coach any more jazz hands and I’m chewing them the fuck out.

sounds like you run a tight ship

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