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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network

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2 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Shit we should hire Jeff lebey 

He’s a Sooner and a rape enabler. Fuck Jeff Lebby and anyone who thinks he should be in Austin. 

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2 minutes ago, sith_horn said:

These announcers praising Miss St's defense when it's the Texas OL they have to thank.

I half expected Lebby to tell the sideline reporter, “damn they are not good”

Just now, sith_horn said:

Sark needs to make one Hell of a half-time speech.

LOL. Yeah, with all that emotion he always shows and the amazing half time adjustments he always makes. 

1 minute ago, Drew said:

Or…maybe arch is this guy.  We haven’t seen a lot different. Even last year he struggled against Miss st before it opened up in the 2nd half. 
 

my point is they may have just missed on him. Everyone did.

I refuse to believe this is who he always was. Sark has  ruined two back to back 5* QBs.

1 minute ago, sith_horn said:

Sark needs to make one Hell of a half-time speech.

If the rumors even remotely have a kernel of truth to them, the players have never respected him.

Milwee and Sark have really done a number on Arch

And Ewers
2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

It should have been obvious when strong lost to kansas

when herman lost to maryland, twice

and when sark lost to kansas

 

 

we all knew this would come one day. And here we are

Chill bro. We were in the playoff back to back seasons. Dude has bought himself a couple seasons of grace. 

Just now, Tex Pete said:

He’s a Sooner and a rape enabler. Fuck Jeff Lebby and anyone who thinks he should be in Austin. 

Obviously I'm making fun

The last time MSU scored 24 points in a conference half that I could find was 11/5/22. Which honestly is much more recent than I thought it would be.

2 minutes ago, sith_horn said:

Sark needs to make one Hell of a half-time speech.

He needs to fire his OC

all of you focused on the on the field product are seriously missing the forest from the trees here.

We going to convert Burnt Ends to a buyout fund to get ready for the 60M figure? Fuck.

PM Saudi prince

I didn’t think Texas could win this game but getting low-key blown out wasn’t on my bingo card. 5-7 seems highly likely. 

I hate to be the prisoner of the moment but this really feels like the beginning of the end for Sark. Like we don’t win another game this season. 

1 minute ago, tokamak said:

I half expected Lebby to eat the sideline reporter

 

7 minutes ago, Cap Hooked said:

You are a fucking moron. Creating drama and rumors out of thin air like a 12 year old girl. Fuck off. Plenty of real shit to disparage Sark for

Brother, I hate to break it to you but this shit is well known and pretty much everyone involved in CFB coaching and/or texas booster spheres has known about this for a while but now that sark is showing his ass this season, people aren’t sitting on it anymore. 

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This team is an absolute fucking beating to watch. 
Just a joyless experience 

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

We didnt lose 5 in a row

Yet

Total yards 130 to 221.  Since our first play feom

scrimmage. We have 70 yards.  70 

Sark needs to focus on adjusting his headset more. The right play call is in there somewhere.

1 minute ago, Cap Hooked said:

There has not been a single well connected person that has said Sark's wife was pregnant with a player's child. Don't believe every random thing you read on the internet, you fucking mouth breather

Oh, well that would make it so much different….

Things not looking good for the Horns - I'll be watching the second half (gulp) - couldn't watch the 1st  😧

130 yards - 60 on one play.

I’m pretty sure I could call plays well enough to exceed 70 yards in a half even with our OL, QB, WRs.

1 minute ago, Thatguy said:

Chill bro. We were in the playoff back to back seasons. Dude has bought himself a couple seasons of grace. 

You can’t be serious. With the resources Sark has and at his salary you don’t get mulligan years where you can fucking mail it in. Fire his fucking ass

1 minute ago, BurntEyes said:

LOL. Yeah, with all that emotion he always shows and the amazing half time adjustments he always makes. 

Yeah, what speech can you give with apathy. Clap clap clap I'm proud of you guys for showing up. We can work on getting Ryan Wingo more time while we sit guys with actual talent. Keep it up, guys. 

Any chance Mrs Sark will give back Sark’s balls so he can make a QB change at the half?

You do realize the offensive line is the major issue along with a bitch ass at WR. QB is not even the top 5 issue.
2 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

I refuse to believe this is who he always was. Sark has  ruined two back to back 5* QBs.

This. At this point anyone blaming anyone aside from our shit heel fraud head coach is absolutely clueless. 

There is a currently a 'players who make over $500K in NIL' meeting in the locker room. 

By the way, if you start the game with a 3-and-out, and the opposing team scores 7 points in two plays, the correct thing to do is administer an immediate ass chewing to the team. A Sark-coached team would never, could never, recover from that kind of adversity.

Well to make things worse, A&M will make the SECCG and the playoff, prob winning at least 1 game 
Thanks for the kick in the balls.
7 minutes ago, The Longest Horn said:

Sark needs his ass whooped for making people watch this

I need mine whoop for watching 

Just now, theBigHen said:

Brother, I hate to break it to you but this shit is well known and pretty much everyone one involved in CFB coaching and/or texas booster spheres has known about this for a while but now that sark is showing his ass this season, people aren’t sitting on it anymore. 

Actually what I've heard from the big boosters is that every single offensive lineman takes turns fucking your mom weekly and that seems to be why they don't have their legs on game day 

5 minutes ago, Drew said:

Or…maybe arch is this guy.  We haven’t seen a lot different. Even last year he struggled against Miss st before it opened up in the 2nd half. 
 

my point is they may have just missed on him. Everyone did.

Arch didn’t recruit the receivers or OL. 

It’s starting to look like filling an SEC team with soft ass West Coast players was a stupid idea 

2 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

I wish the rumors of Sark taking NFL coaching vacancy calls were true

You don’t think they are?   

1 minute ago, Nivek said:


You do realize the offensive line is the major issue along with a bitch ass at WR. QB is not even the top 5 issue.

More importantly, the HC and offensive play caller is a highly regarded cuck.

3 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Chill bro. We were in the playoff back to back seasons. Dude has bought himself a couple seasons of grace. 

And Hitler only wanted to invade Poland…

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Total yards 130 to 221.  Since our first play feom

scrimmage. We have 70 yards.  70 

So a guy hired for his offensive prowess isn’t living up to said prowess? Hmmm

1 minute ago, Nivek said:


You do realize the offensive line is the major issue along with a bitch ass at WR. QB is not even the top 5 issue.

It is absolutely top 5. But yea it’s all shit

5 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Well to make things worse, A&M will make the SECCG and the playoff, prob winning at least 1 game 

That wouldn't bother me in the least.

There's other really bad shit that might happen.

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