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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network

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Just now, Helobious said:

It’s starting to look like filling an SEC team with soft ass West Coast players was a stupid idea 

Arch got embarrassed by a west coast QB in the first game of the season

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I am eagerly awaiting the incredible 2H adjustments Sark has made. 

Total yards 130 to 221.  Since our first play feom
scrimmage. We have 70 yards.  70 

That’s who we are on offense.
1 minute ago, Nueces River Rat said:

You don’t think they are?   

Well, not anymore. NFL executives have TVs

oh, I was the first one calling this dude a bitch last year, but I was told it was our QB. Glad to see everyone is now on board. 

I kept saying that Wingo should have had Blue’s role. He’s an athlete playing WR.
3 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

I refuse to believe this is who he always was. Sark has  ruined two back to back 5* QBs.

About to be 3. Yikes. Why parents keep sending their kids to him is a mystery we'll never understand. It won't matter since he won't be here to catch Dia Bell, and probably KJ Lacey. If Derek Cooper still comes here I'll be floored. 

Aren’t we like 3-21 or some shit when trailing by 10 points at the half?

We are also 21-1 when scoring first.

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1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

Arch didn’t recruit the receivers or OL. 

Didn't coach them or develop them either.

As it turns out, nobody did, so I guess we shouldn't hold that against Sark. 

4 minutes ago, Nivek said:


You do realize the offensive line is the major issue along with a bitch ass at WR. QB is not even the top 5 issue.

I suppose its possible there are 5 bigger issues, but that doesn't mean Arch isnt a terrible fucking QB. Dogshit QB play from the guy in all but one game this year. I hope they cut his NIL to $0 so he fucking leaves. No way we can roll that scrub out next year. 

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1 minute ago, Auto Driller said:

Sark needs to focus on adjusting his headset more. The right play call is in there somewhere.

Not sure why he wears one, cuz it's obvious he is not listening to anyone else.

Sark needs to focus on adjusting his headset more. The right play call is in there somewhere.

Oh they happen often. Problem is either Arch blows the throw, misses the read, the protection crumbles, or the WR drops it.

Not even any good screen plays to counter the rush?

Just now, Cap Hooked said:

Actually what I've heard from the big boosters is that every single offensive lineman takes turns fucking your mom weekly and that seems to be why they don't have their legs on game day 

I’ll wait for Pete Thamel to confirm before I make any judgements there 

Just now, tokamak said:

Well, not anymore. NFL executives have TVs

They were so impressed before this game?

It’s hard to point to a single thing on offense that’s even decent. And now the defense is having a bad game. I cannot think of a Texas QB that is as bad as Arch has been. We have hit an unprecedented level with him. 

5 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Chill bro. We were in the playoff back to back seasons. Dude has bought himself a couple seasons of grace. 

Nope. Not with the NFL stunt today. 

Just got off work and couldn’t watch the first half because we don’t have SEC network. What the fuck is going on in Starkville? Is arch playing worse than last week?

1 minute ago, BrazilHorn said:

I am eagerly awaiting the incredible 2H adjustments Sark has made. 

They will be amazing as always. 

I guess I’ll fire up call of duty since I rushed home from golf for this shit 

2 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Y'll are focused on the wrong thing. It's not about Xs and Os. 

Yeah.  All your focus today should be to avoid your post in specific getting screenshotted and made fun of in the Aggy/OU forums

Just now, mdmost said:

It’s hard to point to a single thing on offense that’s even decent. And now the defense is having a bad game. I cannot think of a Texas QB that is as bad as Arch has been. We have hit an unprecedented level with him. 

Garrett Gilbert.

Just now, BrazilHorn said:

I am eagerly awaiting the incredible 2H adjustments Sark has made. 

"The offense is too simple. Arch thrives under a nuanced, complex scheme. The ball should not cross the line of scrimmage until the backs have had a chance to pray the Rosary."

Just now, Rip76 said:

Not even any good screen plays to counter the rush?

No, every time we’ve ran a screen we’ve lost 6 yards 

3 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

Aren’t we like 3-21 or some shit when trailing by 10 points at the half?

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7 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

If the rumors even remotely have a kernel of truth to them, the players have never respected him.

You Serious, Clark? I've never heard this before. Do tell.... 

Just got off work and couldn’t watch the first half because we don’t have SEC network. What the fuck is going on in Starkville? Is arch playing worse than last week?

What if I told you he’s having one of his best games.
1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

Nope. Not with the NFL stunt today. 

Lol/ Okay buddy. 

Just now, mdmost said:

It’s hard to point to a single thing on offense that’s even decent. And now the defense is having a bad game. I cannot think of a Texas QB that is as bad as Arch has been. We have hit an unprecedented level with him. 

Arch is the most pressured QB in the fucking game with WRs who don't catch balls and a cluest HC calling shit plays. 

So.. yeah.

Chill bro. We were in the playoff back to back seasons. Dude has bought himself a couple seasons of grace. 

Normally I would agree. Now go look at Oregeron. And square head from Auburn. At least they won titles but in this era, and with our roster, we shouldn’t look this bad with our players regressing.

Dabo prob has run out of goodwill too.
5 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

By the way, if you start the game with a 3-and-out, and the opposing team scores 7 points in two plays, the correct thing to do is administer an immediate ass chewing to the team. A Sark-coached team would never, could never, recover from that kind of adversity.

Definitely not. Sarkisian is only the OC during games. He doesn’t coach the team. 

Does Ryan Wingo know how to jump for a ball - I've never seen him get off of the ground...

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2 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

About to be 3. Yikes. Why parents keep sending their kids to him is a mystery we'll never understand. It won't matter since he won't be here to catch Dia Bell, and probably KJ Lacey. If Derek Cooper still comes here I'll be floored. 

People got caught up with him at bama forgetting that Satan was the reason. And money will get any parent to send their sons to play for him. Shit I'll bang Holly Rowe for 50 bucks.  Money! 


You do realize the offensive line is the major issue along with a bitch ass at WR. QB is not even the top 5 issue.

You have lost your damn mind sir.
1 minute ago, SarksJuggs said:

No, every time we’ve ran a screen we’ve lost 6 yards 

Not true, we've lost less than that on 2 of them. 

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6 minutes ago, Cap Hooked said:

Actually what I've heard from the big boosters is that every single offensive lineman takes turns fucking your mom weekly and that seems to be why they don't have their legs on game day 

Why are you offended by the truth? 

Just now, Stunns38 said:


Normally I would agree. Now go look at Oregeron. And square head from Auburn. At least they won titles but in this era, and with our roster, we shouldn’t look this bad with our players regressing.

Dabo prob has run out of goodwill too.

Again. We have a winning record and back to back playoff appearances before that. You fire this coach now and good luck getting another decent coach to come here. 

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I wonder what Lane Kiffin could do here.

Not a popular choice around here, but I think he would kill it. 

I just can’t believe how bad we are. I would have bet any amount of money that average would be the floor of our O. But our floor is the worst in the nation and our ceiling is well below average.

Feel like I’m taking crazy pills with people blaming this shit on the QB. You sit here and watch our center and guards whiff on 95% of snaps allowing instant pressure up the A/B gaps and then say Arch is the issue?

10 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

The last time MSU scored 24 points in a conference half that I could find was 11/5/22. Which honestly is much more recent than I thought it would be.

2022 or 1922?

CHIEF

 

3 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Just got off work and couldn’t watch the first half because we don’t have SEC network. What the fuck is going on in Starkville? Is arch playing worse than last week?

It’s a carbon copy of last week. Not one facet of our offense looks acceptable. 

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