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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network

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how many times this year have we had the ball inside the redzone and first down and  

A. not scored a TD

B. not scored at all. 

 

A has to be in the 35-40% range.

B might honestly be another 20-25%

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Just now, Drew said:

Which thread? 

you know for research. 

 

Lebby needs to go for the throat here. Send Thompson lined up against gullible and send him deep.   Easy pitch and catch 

1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

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He had a 5 yard drag checkdown. We didn't look at it. 

Sark should have been blasting refs for no call.

Just now, speed817 said:

Does the FBI need to look into this team for points shaving???? 🧐

Connor Stroh definitely bets on Texas’ unders 

How the fuck they have such easy runs outside. 

Does the FBI need to look into this team for points shaving???? [emoji3166]

Shaving? Man we cut the shit clean off.
3 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

The offensive syphilis is spreading all over.

Team is mentally fucked.

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Just now, mrhorn said:

This team’s head is somewhere else obviously. I think everyone called it when that report came out this morning.

I actually dont think that is the case. I think they just suck. Dont make excuses for them. 

O moving the ball was encouraging - too bad we didn't get any points. It's not hopeless - we need a stop here

1 minute ago, Drew said:

What the fuck is this?  There are reasons to gripe at him he was caught by DBs with an angle. Not LBs.  
 

he has 2 60 yards plays. Jesus. 

Relax.  I'm talking about mechanically.  He runs like a big guy.  A fast big guy.  But a big guy.

I thought at one point, they talked about him like he was the fastest guy on the field.

Yeah just make it easy for them. 

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

You want it to only be on Sark. It’s Arch, it’s Satk, it’s the OL, it’s WR that can’t catch. It’s all shit.

All that shit is the head coaches responsibility. 

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

You want it to only be on Sark. It’s Arch, it’s Satk, it’s the OL, it’s WR that can’t catch. It’s all shit.

No, no. It's all on Sark.

No way Texas dodges this fucking bullet twice. Got out of bottom feeder KY with win. Not escaping Startksville with one

9 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

People got caught up with him at bama forgetting that Satan was the reason. And money will get any parent to send their sons to play for him. Shit I'll bang Holly Rowe for 50 bucks.  Money! 

Correct. He was there promoted t full-time OC in 2019. Before that he was at Atlanta, and an analyst for Bama in 2016. 

Devonte Smith was recruited by RB coach Burton Burna

Jerry Juedy was recruited by Jevon Glenn and Mario Cristobal 

Jaylon Waddle was recruited bay Saban personally 

Henry Riggs was recruited by Derrick Ansley and Billy Napier 

Jalen Hurts was recruited by Brian Johnson 

Tua Tagoviola was recruited by Lane Kiffin 

As you can see, Sarkisian did not recruit any one of those players. 

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

You want it to only be on Sark. It’s Arch, it’s Satk, it’s the OL, it’s WR that can’t catch. It’s all shit.

If every unit of the offense looks like shit then who exactly should bear the most blame for that?

Just now, Coach pop a bitch said:

All that shit is the head coaches responsibility. 

Understating the actual situation, really.

1 minute ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Sark looks to be in a bad place, mentally.

I too am in a bad place 

Yea this team is mentally screwed. 
 

that message leak was such a bitch move. . Like we needed another reason to play bad 

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

First time in my life I dont give a shit about the score of a longhorn sporting event

Same. Not feeling it today.

1 minute ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Sark looks to be in a bad place, mentally.

Even if all the rumors are false, he would have to be in a bad place.

Arch sucks.  He somehow thought that this OL would suffice to run any kind of offense.

 

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

First time in my life I dont give a shit about the score of a longhorn sporting event

Did u just start watching UT football. Should have been here for Charlie and turtle 

Just now, Rimbo said:

No, no. It's all on Sark.

This.  We should have hit the portal for OL help in the offseason.  Sark thought our existing players were sufficient.  That is a HUGE miss.

1 minute ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Sark looks to be in a bad place, mentally.

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I’d go for it. Lebby punch it in. This offense isn’t doing shit 

22 minutes ago, BigTEAMLittleme said:

Or Franklin. 

We passed over James Franklin for Charlie Strong. That tells me all I need to know about him. No thanks.

niblet got facemasked as well.... no flag

 

 

thats 2 facemasks this half and 1 tripping not called.

 

fucking 3 PF's not called

it is really just crazy we are this bad.  complete coaching failure 2010 levels and no playmakers anywhere to overcome it.

"the way Miss St defense is playing, they don't need to go for it."

There's a dude who hasn't seen Texas play this year. Or watched any highlights. Or read any game summaries.

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