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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network

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Instead of watching this crapfest, I spent the afternoon cleaning out my dead mother’s closet.
It involved sifting through some horribad outfits from the 90s, and filling trash bags full of old lady underwear and socks.
Which, from what I’ve seen, was more enjoyable than watching this team.
I got to watch Niblett and the OT, so…yay. But Jesus. We just aren’t good.

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It feels good for the Longhorns to rip someone’s heart out and dance a jig on it. 

So someone explain what happened with the defense to all of a sudden just demolish them in the 4th?

Just now, ATXbronco said:

Probably should if he had a concussion. 

Bye-week before Georgia I think.

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Show me a loss \m/

1 minute ago, TexasGolf said:

He was getting much better protection 

Crazy how that works huh 

5 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Drunk.   Drunk.  I’m so drunk.  I hate you all.  I hope you all get aids and I’m the best.   
 

Ahhhhhhhhhh

My date got drunk... Hope she makes it home okay... Time to celebrate!

5 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Drunk.   Drunk.  I’m so drunk.  I hate you all.  I hope you all get aids and I’m the best.   
 

Ahhhhhhhhhh

Well, are you joining the trip to Spain or NOT?!? 

Get it together man. 

I'd rather win ugly than be from Mississippi 

1 minute ago, TexasGolf said:

He was getting much better protection 

If he can get an extra second and a half before some 300 pounder bears down on him it’s amazing how much better he plays. 

Just now, TexasRenegade said:

So someone explain what happened with the defense to all of a sudden just demolish them in the 4th?

Adrenaline 

Just now, Hondo said:

Not sure if you're joking, but I'm not.

This is what I predict will happen.  Caldwell will surprise people with how serviceable he is; the offense will run well enough that the defense can control the game.  Then the bye week will put Arch back in the starting roll and UGA will whip our asses for the 3rd time in a row.

That’s all I expect.  Serviceable.  If he’s that it may be enough to control the game enough. 
 

anymore than that is even beyond my expectation. 

Wingo with 185 and 6 drops. Could have been a. Record breaking game For him 

1 minute ago, TexasGolf said:

He was getting much better protection 

for some reason, they were just rushing three or four.  Appreciate it. 

Keep hope alive for 1 more week….hope home field is the advantage the defense needs to give our lifeless offense a fighting chance at the dub

1 minute ago, TexasGolf said:

He was getting much better protection 

Passes were coming out much faster also. I don't know if it was better play calls, bad defense or just Arch not waiting but regardless it was working.

Just now, Mez2 said:

I'd rather win ugly than be from Mississippi 

Whoa there cowboy. There are far worse things than being from Mississippi.

Like... living there. 

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It wasn't just Miss State fans that got the rug jerked out from under them. Haters accross the CFB landscape, fans and media shitbags alike, were denied what they thought was a Texas loss in the bag ...

 

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1 minute ago, avidhornslurker said:

Sark is running too many concepts. When we get in to hurry up and run fewer route trees it's amazing how much better we look. Texas has more talented players. Sark doesn't always have to out scheme them.  Get out of the way and let more talented players make plays. 

 

The best defense against Sark is,......Sark. 

Trying to be all the guru ALL the time hurts the O line and Arch. When they had to go hurry up (down 17) ,.....things changed. Kooky.

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15 minutes ago, Nivek said:

I love you all.

Same. I love everyone here especially the most stupid among us. They too need love, ❤️ 

1 minute ago, Gatorubet said:

for some reason, they were just rushing three or four.  Appreciate it. 

Yep the book is out.  Blitz and you got the offense stalled. They stopped and I’m not sure if “prevent” is the right word but played a softer defense. 

1 minute ago, Drew said:

Whelp guess we’ll have our answer if he’s any good or not. 

yep.  Arch won't be playing next week.  Sark should have some packages for Lacey also.

3 weeks to get back for Georgia.

Caldwell has come in completely cold twice and completed 2 passes.  have to get the running game going.

For all this team’s shortcomings, they are resilient.

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Wingo with 185 and 6 drops. Could have been a. Record breaking game For him 

On that last one Arch threw some heat.  yeah, you have to catch that one, but I think Arch could’ve taken a little off.

1 minute ago, Gatorubet said:

for some reason, they were just rushing three or four.  Appreciate it. 

I mean, last week they got to us rushing 2 so…

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Instead of watching this crapfest, I spent the afternoon cleaning out my dead mother’s closet.
It involved sifting through some horribad outfits from the 90s, and filling trash bags full of old lady underwear and socks.
Which, from what I’ve seen, was more enjoyable than watching this team.
I got to watch Niblett and the OT, so…yay. But Jesus. We just aren’t good.

It's probably for the best today that you avoided the game thread where my reply of choice was go fuck your mothers big nose.

 

Sorry bro

 

 

How is Niblett not getting 5 touches a game at running back? We have zero big play ability at running back. Give him some touches. 

Just now, Gatorubet said:

On that last one Arch threw some heat.  yeah, you have to catch that one, but I think Arch could’ve taken a little off.

It’s what he does.  He doesn’t have touch or it’s a “duck” ball. 
 

but he played his ass off in the 4th and took some hits. 

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1 minute ago, Drew said:

That’s all I expect.  Serviceable.  If he’s that it may be enough to control the game enough. 
 

anymore than that is even beyond my expectation. 

We aren't seeing the same thing.  He looks 100% comfortable out there, processes quickly, makes good decisions, and throws a very catchable ball.  He's the kind of guy who could be an UFA, do well in camp, and make an NFL roster as a backup.

2 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

So someone explain what happened with the defense to all of a sudden just demolish them in the 4th?

Rest. Once the offense started controlling the ball the defense was able to catch a break. 

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Instead of watching this crapfest, I spent the afternoon cleaning out my dead mother’s closet.
It involved sifting through some horribad outfits from the 90s, and filling trash bags full of old lady underwear and socks.
Which, from what I’ve seen, was more enjoyable than watching this team.
I got to watch Niblett and the OT, so…yay. But Jesus. We just aren’t good.

Our team is like old lady underwear. Sure it looks like ass but the elastic still works when faced with shitty situations. 

Dropping 7 and rushing four wasn't working, they still got receivers wide open.

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Ant hill. 10 tackles 6 solo. 2.5 sacks and 3.5 for a loss. 

3 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Well, are you joining the trip to Spain or NOT?!? 

Get it together man. 

Tapas are gay.  

Just now, avidhornslurker said:

How is Niblett not getting 5 touches a game at running back? We have zero big play ability at running back. Give him some touches. 

Or on screens or something 

Just now, Longboard Horn said:

Thank God we have a serviceable backup QB with experience. Matthew Caldwell is the hero of the game. 

That was a shit throw that worked out.  Let's not get carried away

4 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

My date got drunk... Hope she makes it home okay... Time to celebrate!

I’m going to bang my wife and pass out mid stroke.   And think of you….

1 minute ago, TexasRenegade said:

So someone explain what happened with the defense to all of a sudden just demolish them in the 4th?

Their defense did what a lot of defenses do and started trying to prevent the big play. That was all Arch needed to get going. Just like last year whenever we go 4 wide a spread the ball out our QBs play so much better. Sark doesn't like it though, so we will be back to 12 personnel and bunch sets next week. 

Just now, Hondo said:

We aren't seeing the same thing.  He looks 100% comfortable out there, processes quickly, makes good decisions, and throws a very catchable ball.  He's the kind of guy who could be an UFA, do well in camp, and make an NFL roster as a backup.

We’ve only seen 2 pass plays. I believe at worst he’ll be serviceable. A bus driver which I wish arch was more of this year. 
 

he does seem calm and ready. Even trying to adjust the play when Mosley ran wrong. 

"Nah. We were just messing around. We're going to go ahead and beat y'all.s ass for the next 9 minutes or so. " 

"That's why we knocked your out QB." 

"Y'all some hoes. Take this L.... Hoes." 

1 minute ago, avidhornslurker said:

How is Niblett not getting 5 touches a game at running back? We have zero big play ability at running back. Give him some touches. 

he'll get us more points just focusing on kick returns.

They stopped sucking almost immediately after Babers dropped off the livestream

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