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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network

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Caldwell is prob more cerebral to pick up Sark’s ultra-complicated Offense. Either start him or simplify things for Arch.
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Remarkable that Caldwell had the presence to identify an opportunity discussed on a blackboard and then call an audible in that situation. The guy has nerves of steel.

2 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:


Michigan ain’t much better than Cal Berkeley. Most State schools have talent, even in the upper Midwest.

Are you trying to tell me hot girls go to college?  Bullshit

11 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

I actually just googled pictures of Mich St women, and yeah, oh yeah, they are so fine. Come hither 

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My cousin Quinton Brooks played ball for Sparty back in the day. Had a chance to hit campus. Good times. 

2 hours ago, GSU&UT said:

So could we GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING PLEASE continue this offense next week? Just run hurry up the entire game if that's what it takes.

Good things happened when we go deep and quit the dink and dunk shit. 

42 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

That was not a great play by Arch, it was thrown late and brought the sideline into play. It's actually one of his biggest issues. The throw ended up being accurate but it should have been a much easier touchdown for a top flight QB. He should have been letting it go here:

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Instead of taking two more steps to make super duper sure that Livingstone was open.

Again, it was a good play but the throw came out too late. He showed no anticipation and that's perhaps his biggest issue.

I said this exact thing when the play happened. Way too late. But I'll take Manning's performance tonight.

I thought this game was over at least 3 different times. I don't have high hopes for the season but this was an enjoyable comeback. 

7 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:


Caldwell is prob more cerebral to pick up Sark’s ultra-complicated Offense. Either start him or simplify things for Arch.

At this point we all know nothing is getting simplified 

1 hour ago, Thatguy said:

My cousin Quinton Brooks played ball for Sparty back in the day. Had a chance to hit campus. Good times. 

Nice. Went to an Oregon vs Oregon St games years ago and I swear both sides were equal in talent. I still can't believe it. I don't know if they're natural Oregonians or from Cali/Wash/Idaho or what, but holy cow, man. That has to be the second best rivalry for smoke shows behind Auburn/Bama. Maybe 1a to 1b

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2 hours ago, avidhornslurker said:

That 4th quarter and OT was the only time this offense has played with confidence all year. They were slinging it around. Maybe a turning point? 

I thought the turning point was the OU game…

 

oh wait. 

Sark now 22-1 since the start of 2023 when scoring first

He’s 2-10 or something when being behind after 3 or something too.
9 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

Nice. Went to an Oregon vs Oregon St games years ago and I swear both sides were equal in talent. I still can't believe it. I don't know if they're natural Oregonians or from Cali/Wash/Idaho or what, but holy cow, man. That has to be the second best rivalry for smoke shoes behind Auburn/Bama. Maybe 1a to 1b

My wife almost went there to run track. She said on her visit most of the girls were from Cali. She ended up going to Nevada. She still regrets it. 

Did DJ Campbell come back into the game after his injury?
I can't find any stats for him.

2 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

Frisco.   Party.  All you AIDS infested cunts are welcome.  I’ll be the house in Halloween passing out ass whoopings and peen extensions 

Address?

Are you trying to tell me hot girls go to college?  Bullshit

Yep. But you like hot guys. Sorry dude
Did Arch get knocked into Eli on that last run?

We can dust off the dumb face phrase.

I wish Texas played with the level of effort and execution as A&M this year.  The biggest things are play hard, use great technique, and win your battle.

1 hour ago, Duane Moore said:

Putting it in perspective 

 

That will be a great bullet point on the ol’ playoff resumé. 

2 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

You could’ve spelled

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The J is silent for January

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1 hour ago, Darth Tron said:

 

 

I watched the 2006 Rose Bowl with my dad and uncles.  During the 4th quarter when we were down big and things looked hopeless, Uncle Wes lost hope and drove home.  He was on the road during the comeback.  This man missed the end of what most consider one of if not the greatest football games ever played.  He left his bottle of Wild Turkey when he left.  My dad, my Uncle Russ, and myself drank it in glorious triumph after 4th and 5.

My son tried to leave the living room during the 3rd quarter of tonight's game.  I told him we watch every minute of every game.  No one wants to be the guy who left and missed VY's 4th and 5. 

You should have seen him ringing his cowbell at the end.

At no point did that game ever feel hopeless. 

28 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

Nice. Went to an Oregon vs Oregon St games years ago and I swear both sides were equal in talent. I still can't believe it. I don't know if they're natural Oregonians or from Cali/Wash/Idaho or what, but holy cow, man. That has to be the second best rivalry for smoke shoes behind Auburn/Bama. Maybe 1a to 1b

what are smoke shoes?  like fire boots?

26 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

That will be a great bullet point on the ol’ playoff resumé. 

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This was the most hilarious game I’ve ever seen.  I was at a party that started at 5:30 and we’d all written it off.  It was so much fun after that.  Really a ton of fun.  We know we aren’t winning the Natty this year but damned if we don’t fail upward into something we aren’t expecting post- Kentucky.  Then Caldwell with the bucket to remind us of what we could have. 
 

hook em. 

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32 minutes ago, Monahorns said:

I wish Texas played with the level of effort and execution as A&M this year.  The biggest things are play hard, use great technique, and win your battle.

Fuck A&M 

Jut finished rewatching 4th qtr. OL played best quarter of entire season, excepting OU.

Arch had time, Wisner had lanes. We beat their ass

57 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

Nice. Went to an Oregon vs Oregon St games years ago and I swear both sides were equal in talent. I still can't believe it. I don't know if they're natural Oregonians or from Cali/Wash/Idaho or what, but holy cow, man. That has to be the second best rivalry for smoke shoes behind Auburn/Bama. Maybe 1a to 1b

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1 hour ago, Drew said:

To be fair not during a game at least. 

To be clear (or probably not), I have the vaguest of ideas of if even I agree with your takes. It was just more a 7th grade feeling of watching Galaga High Score Champion going all 

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3 hours ago, SarksJuggs said:

SHOVE THOSE COWBELLS UP YOUR HILLBILLY ASSES

……then shake your ass!

3 hours ago, Captainant said:

A win is a win is a win, especially on the road.

But holy fuck I have SOME CONCERNS 

Did you catch Bama fighting for their life’s?

31 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

We know we aren’t winning the Natty this year but damned if we don’t fail upward into something we aren’t expecting post- Kentucky.  

This is a perfect team to go be a pain in someone's ass in the CFP or SECCG. 

I don't think they get there but let's just keep winning. 

2 hours ago, Darth Tron said:

 

 

I watched the 2006 Rose Bowl with my dad and uncles.  During the 4th quarter when we were down big and things looked hopeless, Uncle Wes lost hope and drove home.  He was on the road during the comeback.  This man missed the end of what most consider one of if not the greatest football games ever played.  He left his bottle of Wild Turkey when he left.  My dad, my Uncle Russ, and myself drank it in glorious triumph after 4th and 5.

My son tried to leave the living room during the 3rd quarter of tonight's game.  I told him we watch every minute of every game.  No one wants to be the guy who left and missed VY's 4th and 5. 

You should have seen him ringing his cowbell at the end.

This story sounds like bullshit. At no point did that game ever feel out of reach, we were down less than 2 scores with 6+ minutes left to go you'd have to be a fucking idiot who doesn't give 2 shits about college football to stop watching

1 hour ago, futureman said:

what are smoke shoes?  like fire boots?

Sorry, I was eating and drinking when I wrote that. It's supposed to say smoke shows. 

33 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

fashion smoke GIF by 150UP

Now I want to know what smoke shoes are 

2 hours ago, futureman said:

the two best throws by the longhorns this season are caldwell’s two throws.  period.  there was more touch on that touchdown pass than on any ball arch has thrown in his life. 

This is such horseshit. This was the best throw any QB for either team made all night.

 

 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

This is such horseshit. This was the best throw any QB for either team made all night.

 

 

lulz.  nice adjustment by mosley though. 

stay in your fucked up lane.

1 minute ago, futureman said:

lulz.  nice adjustment by mosley though. 

stay in your fucked up lane.

What do you want him to do run out the back of the end zone? Arch let him make a play.

He had to adjust more on the pass by Caldwell that was out of bounds.

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

What do you want him to do run out the back of the end zone? Arch let him make a play.

He had to adjust more on the pass by Caldwell that was out of bounds.

yikes.

Ztejas postig while on cocaine and booze. The dude is a known degenerate. Ignore him. 

1 hour ago, Thatguy said:

My wife almost went there to run track. She said on her visit most of the girls were from Cali. She ended up going to Nevada. She still regrets it. 

Hell, for track, yeah. I believe they've always had a great track team, haven't they? We just went there because a high school friend of ours we graduated with went there, and they have this weird set up of when school starts and all that. I don't know if they still do that, though.

We went hiking in the woods up there and I shit you not we ran into these creepy ass guys. They had to have been making meth or something. Anyway, we spent two nights camping and everywhere we went, no matter how far off the trail we went, those dudes found us. They didn't say anything, they just followed us and stood about 50 yards away just watching us until we finally said screw it, let's gtfo. Absolutely beautiful forests, but there are clearly creeps who either live there or make their stuff there. At the time it could have been a grow farm since this was years before they legalized it. 

If shit weren't going down the way it is currently, and Portland not being a shit hole, I would recommend a trip, but not now. I don't know what Eugene is like now compared to Portland, but fuck going there. We also went to Seattle and Renton, WA to visit Jimi Hendrix's grave, and then went through Aberdeen just to see what it looked like. It was overall a fun trip at the time. Now, I would probably hate it. Just too much political bullshit for my taste. 

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