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Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

This is legit all gas no brakes.  Not the bullshit we were fed 

Elko is all coach. No slogans. Does anyone remember how Aggy rolled out the crap welcome mat for him after DeBoer said fuck odd and they flew stoops in only to send him back on the tarmac. Aggy got lucky as fuck. This guy likes them. How that works I don’t know but he’s like a fat RC that gets you need an offense. 

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I mean, we beat them then it leaks that he’s taking the pedo job at the end of season….  They collapse and revert to the norm after getting crushed in the CCG and 1st round. 
 

Sark has major flaws but he’s always prepared for rivalry games.
7 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

This is amazing. Harlem Berry has 1 carry for 3 yards in the entire 2nd half. He's 100% going into the portal. LSU has attempted 3 true runs in the entire 2nd half. Talk about stupid playcalling.

Well, they gave up a touchdown on the opening 2nd half drive, 3-out and a punt return TD, then had another short drive and gave up a TD. Not a big surprise they didn’t lean on the run. 

3 minutes ago, naija said:

who is the biggest LSU booster alive? they gonna need that person to pony up

Shaq is probably the richest, at about $400 million. 

Just now, Stunns38 said:


Sark has major flaws but he’s always prepared for rivalry games.

umm, Arkansas would like a word...

Just now, JGrayDBU said:

Shaq is probably the richest, at about $400 million. 

feels like he should have more. but does he really function like a booster though? one thing to have alums with money, another that they give...

aggy still playing hard

umm, Arkansas would like a word...

Oh, his 2nd game in the program. Ooops. I was totally wrong.

I don't get why LSU and Arky always have trouble beating Aggy even when they have the superior teams. They, however, bring their A game when they play us. 

With Russian refineries getting blown up, Louisiana's refineries have to be printing money.

7 minutes ago, naija said:

who is the biggest LSU booster alive? they gonna need that person to pony up

No worries, they’ll shut down the bossier city child cancer center or whatever. 

LSU has an issue with money donors collectively. I know this bc a former job I had required calling on them. Financially they are in Siberia like Arky. 

4 minutes ago, JGrayDBU said:

Shaq is probably the richest, at about $400 million. 

Todd Graves - $22b

Just now, Hondo said:

Todd Graves - $22b

wow, okay, so they have no excuse to not make their move.  How quickly they jettison this guy is the question. 

4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Elko is all coach. No slogans. Does anyone remember how Aggy rolled out the crap welcome mat for him after DeBoer said fuck odd and they flew stoops in only to send him back on the tarmac. Aggy got lucky as fuck. This guy likes them. How that works I don’t know but he’s like a fat RC that gets you need an offense. 

Elko cracks me up at the quick halftime interviews.  Today he tells Holly “unlocked defensive players need to make tackles”.  No coach speak.  Just facts. 
 

Last week or week before, the sideline reporter says “your defense played a lot of man coverage earlier but then switched to zone later in the half.  Is that a correct assessment?”

“No.”

 

 

10 minutes ago, naija said:

who is the biggest LSU booster alive? they gonna need that person to pony up

 

cane's guy ?

28 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

This is God’s way of paying Kelly back for that kid in the tower. Also he’s an asshole. Outside of a couple of players people have quit on him Mackovic style 

He was on a scissor lift.  In 50mph winds.  Just stupid to even have that on the schedule with that weather forecast. 

10 minutes ago, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

Is Kelly trying to kill Nussmeier?  Why was he still in?

Why would they sit him?

That was a good catch!

Just now, Gene Parmesan said:

Why would they sit him?

Because there is no chance they come back and win?  And he’s clearly not close to 100%?

Those 2 portal WR aggy picked up took their offense to the next level. Their O line looked like shit vs ND and look dominant now. We used to make fun of Bison-tits now we’d kill for him.

Let’s beat them and ruin their season.

aggy might roll. What world am I living in? Also, the Fire Kelly chants are great

31 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I question anyone that doesn’t think Elko (despite looking like Ralphie) is a good HC. 

You know your mission.

So who does LSU hire? I feel like they’re gonna go hard in the southern charm/louisiana guy direction after trying something different with Kelly and it backfiring as hard as possible 

clapping clapping fire Kelly clappity clap fire kelly

Just now, theBigHen said:

So who does LSU hire? I feel like they’re gonna go hard in the southern charm/louisiana guy direction after trying something different with Kelly and it backfiring as hard as possible 

Billy Napier is available.

1 minute ago, Pam Cummings said:

You know your mission.

The irresistible force meets the unsinkable object. 

Gonna be lots of full jars and sore sheep in the morning. 

Aggy took over Tiger Stadium.  Absolutely cleared it out and outnumbered LSU fans...in their own damn stadium...

 

1 minute ago, theBigHen said:

So who does LSU hire? I feel like they’re gonna go hard in the southern charm/louisiana guy direction after trying something different with Kelly and it backfiring as hard as possible 

Who can they afford is the first question. If they do fire Kelly, which I don't think is a given due to financials, they don't have an open checkbook.

15 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

I don't get why LSU and Arky always have trouble beating Aggy even when they have the superior teams. They, however, bring their A game when they play us. 

A&M has a significantly better team and coaching staff than LSU this year. 

1 minute ago, Vermin said:

Billy Napier is available.

I mean, he should be withing budget.

So should Jimbo. 

LSU has an issue with money donors collectively. I know this bc a former job I had required calling on them. Financially they are in Siberia like Arky. 

LSU and Arkansas are not in the same not only area code but different country when it comes to needing money whipping. If Arkansas wants to whip their dick out on the table they can. LSU can’t.

LSU was a historical mid-teir program prior to Saban. Be a shame if they reverted back.

3 minutes ago, theBigHen said:

So who does LSU hire? I feel like they’re gonna go hard in the southern charm/louisiana guy direction after trying something different with Kelly and it backfiring as hard as possible 

 

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2 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

You know your mission.

Sorry. He looks like fat Ralphie from a Christmas story. Plus he would float and be saved. Fucker can coach. And delegate. All the Kiffin dreamers need to take a hard ass look at what Elko and Cignetti can do. Kiffin is a great OC but he’s never touched greatness in terms of winning as one. Good head coaches just are. Kiffin ain’t HIM. 

I can’t see LSU ditching Kelly unless some sort of social contagion takes over.  This is gonna be a sellers market for NCAA HCs, you dont fire a coach at this point unless you have to. 

Just now, 956 Worldwide said:

I can’t see LSU ditching Kelly unless some sort of social contagion takes over.  This is gonna be a sellers market for NCAA HCs, you dont fire a coach at this point unless you have to. 

The backup plan is more important than the firing. Something we learned after Mack Brown. 

7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Roller coaster getting REAL high this season. 

That said they are good. Still don't trust it though. 

Does it really count as a roller coaster season if they make the CFP?

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Sorry. He looks like fat Ralphie from a Christmas story. Plus he would float and be saved. Fucker can coach. And delegate. All the Kiffin dreamers need to take a hard ass look at what Elko and Cignetti can do. Kiffin is a great OC but he’s never touched greatness in terms of winning as one. Good head coaches just are. Kiffin ain’t HIM. 

Cignetti would be my number 2 after Lanning. Both get the modern game, NIL, delegation, portal, recruiting and development aspects really, really well. 

7 minutes ago, Hondo said:

Aggy took over Tiger Stadium.  Absolutely cleared it out and outnumbered LSU fans...in their own damn stadium...

 

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4 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

I can’t see LSU ditching Kelly unless some sort of social contagion takes over.  This is gonna be a sellers market for NCAA HCs, you dont fire a coach at this point unless you have to. 

What scenario is have to?  Some sort of scandal?

For a fanbase that acts like the sec is out to get them and favors Texas, Aggy sure has a cake schedule.

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

The backup plan is more important than the firing. Something we learned after Mack Brown. 

In this day and age, if you don't already have a top target on contract, you shouldn't fire your coach. Which is why Franklin suprised me. Napier a little too.. but maybe they both already have their guy and we just don't know it.

14 minutes ago, Hondo said:

Aggy took over Tiger Stadium.  Absolutely cleared it out and outnumbered LSU fans...in their own damn stadium...

 

I got home in time for the A&M song to the background of FIRE KELLY chanting.

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not me frantically looking for the Brian Kelly postgame presser

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