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Reminder that this board in all its wisdom wanted to bench him for not fielding punts

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Still hilarious:

 

 

You punt to Niblett, you risk changing the game. I would instruct my punter to just kick it 30 yards and out of bounds.

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it’s time for everyone on this board to admit it.

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He's won two games in a row and was a monster in RRS.

Best Texas punt returner since ??? Shipley?

21 minutes ago, linux said:

Reminder that this board in all its wisdom wanted to bench him for not fielding punts

Once he started fielding them, everything changed. I don't think anyone is punting to him the rest of the year. 

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38 minutes ago, linux said:

Reminder that this board in all its wisdom wanted to bench him for not fielding punts

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Man I never thought I’d celebrate a kick returner like Eric fucking Metcalf cuz he was straight up Jesus.

But he never housed in three straight games.

Let’s call it a push for now but GODDAM RYAN FUCKING NIBLETT BABY!

55 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Greatest punt returner in UT history 

reminds me of  A Ross. my friends and i used to sarcastically refer to him as “mr.spectacular” because he would catch the punt, dance around four guys, do a spin move, make another man miss, and then get tackled after a gain of one yard. like every time. and then all of a sudden he started housing them. and then the nickname became genuine, and A Ross became one of my all time favorite players.

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2 minutes ago, Derka said:

 

That was borderline erotic. 

59 minutes ago, skipmcgee said:

He's won two games in a row and was a monster in RRS.

Best Texas punt returner since ??? Shipley?

I'd argue 3

So what is the record for punt returns for TD at Texas? Aaron Ross had 3 right?

There's never been more influential returns in back-to-back-to-back games that's for sure.

The early season criticism of Niblett was legitimate.  He cost us a lot of yards early in the year.  He needed to field the fucking ball.  When he started to do that, things started to happen.  Hey, the kid saved the season the last 3 games.  Much respect.  That doesn't change the fact that he was ass early.  

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Let’s give it up for this stud. #51 block IMG_6611.thumb.jpeg.be9bc65751de5e37135f0a7c72c8999e.jpeg

This Nathan "ESPN3" Vasher erasure will not stand

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Dude’s been on fire  

 

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ryan niblett tips 30%. ryan niblett pays for the woman behind him in line. ryan niblett goes 85 in the left lane. ryan niblett uses his nil funds to cover three different teammates’ child support payments. ryan niblett obeys all traffic laws when riding his bike. ryan niblett does foreplay for hours. ryan niblett- he’s the man.

Was watching at a friend's house. We almost turned it off but he said "hey you guys still have a chance". This return lit the house up.

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2 hours ago, Gucci_Suit said:

He’s my dude. My Longhorn. My fucking. Dude. 

Niblett, Livingstone and a HEALTHY Baxter are our best Offensive players.

4 hours ago, Gucci_Suit said:

He’s my dude. My Longhorn. My fucking. Dude. 

My Niblett.

4 hours ago, Derka said:

 

That dude is such a fat douchebag. Love that Texas ripped his heart out today. 

4 hours ago, RabidM said:

The early season criticism of Niblett was legitimate.  He cost us a lot of yards early in the year.  He needed to field the fucking ball.  When he started to do that, things started to happen.  Hey, the kid saved the season the last 3 games.  Much respect.  That doesn't change the fact that he was ass early.  

I said very early this season while everyone was shitting on him that he was returning the ball well. Maybe game 3. 

 
I almost feel bad for those poor backwater hayseeds

Leach truly had them trending towards semi relevance before he was snatched from them (and all of us) through no fault of their own.

He now leads the nation in:

Punt return yards
Punt return average
Punt return TDs

If we can have Bijon Dijon...

Might I suggest Niblett Extra Slippery Noodles!

 

Thank you Ryan for providing the spark that allowed a season on CPR to take another breath.  Hookem!

Niblett in the open field reminds me of Eric Metcalf with the Horns.  Yes, I’m older.  Google foo Eric for you youngsters.  He was our “offense” on some overall mediocre Texas teams.

Hook’em!!!

9 hours ago, BigHornedLurker said:

They need to find him touches on O 

 

9 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Niblett, Livingstone and a HEALTHY Baxter are our best Offensive players.

He has 5 carries for 15 yards and 6 catches for 41.  So maybe not more touches.  Maybe different touches.  Seems like he could be a weapon on the swing passes and wheels we ran to Blue the last few years.

12 hours ago, RabidM said:

The early season criticism of Niblett was legitimate.  He cost us a lot of yards early in the year.  He needed to field the fucking ball.  When he started to do that, things started to happen.  Hey, the kid saved the season the last 3 games.  Much respect.  That doesn't change the fact that he was ass early.  

It appears that Ryan saw no benefit in fielding a punt after waving his hand around like some kind of faget.

He would have rather let them go into the end zone.   The problem was they didn't always go in the end zone.

13 hours ago, TXRed said:

Still hilarious:

 

 

Ryan to Sark: I will do anything you want me to do.

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There may not be anything better in CFB that when your returner takes it to the house. Now add to that he's done it in almost 3 straight weeks and each was the spark that led to a victory. He has that Ramonce Taylor magic. I wish Sark would put him in on an end around like VY and Ramonce did against Ok State in 2004. 

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He needs to move back to receiver.  He needs some space to do damage and is wasted trying to run inside.

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13 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Let’s give it up for this stud. #51 block IMG_6611.thumb.jpeg.be9bc65751de5e37135f0a7c72c8999e.jpeg

Yep. I pointed it out to my buddy last night. No block by 51, no TD. I hope they single him out in film study and give him the props he deserves.

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