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We ain’t losing to no Vandy. Just like I said we ain’t losing to no MSST. Science. 

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    Texas 91 Vandy 3 Caldwell 43-49 for 783 yards and 12 TDs (Niblett return for the other TD)

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We are going to bitch and moan and maybe not show up for a while then show up late and maybe it’s enough to win!  

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Texas 91

Vandy 3

Caldwell 43-49 for 783 yards and 12 TDs

(Niblett return for the other TD)

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11 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Texas 91

Vandy 3

Caldwell 43-49 for 783 yards and 12 TDs

(Niblett return for the other TD)

Science. 

21 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Texas 91

Vandy 3

Caldwell 43-49 for 783 yards and 12 TDs

(Niblett return for the other TD)

No way he throws 6 incompletions. 

Horns by 3.14159265358979323846264338327

 

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7 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

No way he throws 6 incompletions. 

Those are wingo drops.

Yesterday the look ahead line was Texas -2.5

Will be interesting to see what Circa line comes out when it's announced Arch is out. 

A motivated Texas defense fueled by the home crowd shows up…….but can this oft-hopeless offense muster enough for that to matter.  Find out at 11am…..

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I think CDC needs to install an electric buzzer in Sark and shock him when he reverts to his shit gameplan that doesn’t work.

Well. A home game does sound nice. 

Edited by Gucci_Suit

Arch confirmed concussion.  Gonna be interesting   Gonna need at least 3 punt returns for TD 

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Arch confirmed concussion.  Gonna be interesting   Gonna need at least 3 punt returns for TD 

Have some faith in Matthew Caldwell 

As we walked around their campus last year they attempted to trash talk more than Alabama or Michigan fans. They just did not know how since it must be new to them. The thing I heard the most was these Horns on campus is terrible, disgusting or fill in the insult. Horns down was a favorite but that is everywhere. Never heard them say we are beating the Horns today. I have a feeling this is going to be an obnoxious fan base come Saturday. So lets send them home with a loss.

Hook'em

Who wins a 3 way 1 conference loss tiebreaker between us, ole miss, and A&M for the 2nd spot in Atlanta against Bama?

ole miss’ sec schedule is garbage so feel like our strength of schedule should be good against them and we’d have scoreboard over A&M but idk that that matters in this hypothetical and stupid tiebreaker rules 

or make it even more fun and have 4 way 1 loss tiebreaker with the 3 above and bama getting upset somewhere along the way 

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5 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Who wins a 3 way 1 conference loss tiebreaker between us, ole miss, and A&M for the 2nd spot in Atlanta against Bama?

ole miss’ sec schedule is garbage so feel like our strength of schedule should be good against them and we’d have scoreboard over A&M but idk that that matters in this hypothetical and stupid tiebreaker rules 

or make it even more fun and have 4 way 1 loss tiebreaker with the 3 above and bama getting upset somewhere along the way 

Who cares?

A two loss Texas team with wins over Georgia and aggy is in the CFP.

 

I'm assuming Caldwell is starting this week with Arch in possible concussion protocol. 

Gotta think Defense will be hungry to tighten things up next week after this tough outing tonight.  Caldwell being a bit of a mystery to Vandy should be an advantage for us, at least early in the game. 

 

 

10 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

I'm assuming Caldwell is starting this week with Arch in possible concussion protocol. 

Gotta think Defense will be hungry to tighten things up next week after this tough outing tonight.  Caldwell being a bit of a mystery to Vandy should be an advantage for us, at least early in the game. 

 

 

Yep. No film on him for them to prep for gives us the advantage 

Is arch confirmed out? No way he sits out of a national spotlight game. Also, I think we win this game whether he plays or not. 

1 hour ago, JGrayDBU said:

Jmo, Vandy should be favored by about 3. 

Okay then go bet on the game. 

3 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Is arch confirmed out? No way he sits out of a national spotlight game. Also, I think we win this game whether he plays or not. 

I think we're all assuming that he's out.

I agree I think we can win this one w Caldwell.

13 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

This may be espn game day looking at next weeks slate 

They’re not doing a vandy game two weeks in a row and 3rd time in 5 weeks

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12 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

This may be espn game day looking at next weeks slate 

They will probably just do Florida Georgia...

 

they messed up not doing North Dakota st/south Dakota st this week and vandy/Texas next week 

 

Watch navy at north texas as a sleeper pick 

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5 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

 

they messed up not doing North Dakota st/south Dakota st this week and vandy/Texas next week 

 

Watch navy at north texas as a sleeper pick 

they wanted to be at vanderbilt and it was a top 15 matchup.

I can’t get over how shitty the week 10 schedule is.

with 18 fucking schools and acting like their shit don’t stink, the BIG consistently underwhelms on their schedule.

(But to be fair, everyone had Penn st at Ohio st penciled in as one of the best 10 matchups of the season but franklin-ed)

5 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

I'm assuming Caldwell is starting this week with Arch in possible concussion protocol. 

Gotta think Defense will be hungry to tighten things up next week after this tough outing tonight.  Caldwell being a bit of a mystery to Vandy should be an advantage for us, at least early in the game. 

 

 

With the same OL

5 hours ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Is arch confirmed out? No way he sits out of a national spotlight game. Also, I think we win this game whether he plays or not. 

Dr. Bullneck is holding him out for 12 weeks out of an abundance of caution.

2 hours ago, texastroubadour said:

With the same OL

Same play caller, too. 

Just now, Leanderman said:

Should be an easy game playing the Commodores.

OIP.dpsWz-guO5ez49JLohNdDwHaHa?pid=Api&P=0&h=220

Like this morning. 

20 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Should be an easy game playing the Commodores.

OIP.dpsWz-guO5ez49JLohNdDwHaHa?pid=Api&P=0&h=220

11 v 6 playing both ways?  Hellz yeah we win.

1 minute ago, GabrielsHorn said:

Anyone who says they know how this game is going to go is lying. 

I know we're going to commit at least two false starts.  

 

Edited by Bullneck

27 minutes ago, GabrielsHorn said:

Anyone who says they know how this game is going to go is lying. 

I know it will be close. Vandy looked like ass at home against a Mizzou team with a worse defense than ours and just as uninspiring of an offense. 

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